This is real life. Busting is great and all, but not cumming doesn't physically hurt your body. A good gas clearing fart, or piss that you've been holding in for twenty minutes because you don't have any Gatorade bottles in the car, is one of the best feelings one could ever have.
If it's a repost, let me know and I'll delete it.
He had you in his sights.I was behind the counter at KFC last week fixing their data network. Dude at the fryer looked at me with the "who the fuck are you" face, and I showed him my company badge. He said, "okay, because these mother fuckers are crazy out here".
If you're dumb enough to post to that hashtag, you never deserved the job you had. Fucking around on a forklift is dangerous as hell. There is no helping to lift it off a person. The batteries in those things weigh as much as cars.
We had OSHA show up when I worked at a warehouse in college. We had to get them involved because the loading dock manager would not listen to us when we said the loading dock ramp wasn't kicking out. Someone got stuck between the ramp and truck we were loading, and we had to get the massive propane forklift to get it loose. There is no letting shit slide when OSHA shows up. Shit has to be tight and right, or they're writing violations like parking tickets.Yeah, even posting this brought about bad memories for me. I was hit by one years ago and I wasn't even playing around. I ended up needing multiple back surgeries as a result. They're nothing to play with. That's for sure.