Quick story:
Albert Belle is a beast. But one day he almost tried to kill me
My first job at age 16 was at Cleveland Municipal Stadium where the Indians used to play. I was a hot dog vendor (yeah, cue the jokes), lugging that cart up and down the stadium stairs when I saw former Indians slugger Albert Belle in the on-deck circle swinging 3 bats.
It's typical for baseball players to swing multiple bats in the on Deck Circle. He was maybe 15 ft away from me as I stood behind the net.
I screamed at him, "Hey Albert. Hey Albert. Hey Albert," and he ignored me.
So I said, "HEY JOEY"
It was at that moment...Godofwine knew...he fucked up.
Backstory, Albert Belle almost drank himself out of the league. When he entered Major League Baseball in 1989 he was known as Joey Belle, but after a team-imposed stint in rehab he changed his name from his middle name (JoJuan aka Joey) to his first name Albert
Back to the story
Albert Belle dropped all but one of the bats, look directly at me walked up to the net and poked the bat into the netting and said, " I'm going to kick your mother fucking punk ass you mother fucking punk ass piece of shit. I'll beat the shit out of your mother fucking ass. You mother fucking hear me?"
I was so happy that netting was there because of not he would have jumped the stands and beat my ass I'm sure of it