The Ukrainians are not only a stronger force than the Russians expected, but they're also bringing attitude to the fight, and they're doing it in an awesome fashion.
www.tmz.com
Ukrainians: You guys broke down?
Russians: What?
Ukrainians: You broke down? Maybe you need a tow back to Russia.
*Both sides laugh*
Ukrainians: Do you know where you're headed?
Russians: No.
Ukrainians: Well you're headed toward Kyiv.
Russians: What are people saying?
Ukrainians: Everything is going our way. Your side is surrendering well because none of your guys know where they're headed. I asked a whole caravan of guys like you and none of you know where you're headed.
Reported translation: <br>Dad: What are you going to do? <br>Russian: I don’t know... <br>Dad: Here’s your mom. <br>Mom: where are you? <br>Russian: I’ve been captured. <br>Mom: What do you mean? <br>Russian: In Ukraine, captured. <br>Mom: How did you get there? <br>Russian: They said go...
Can we just talk about how fucking gangster that is? To tell someone that they should put seeds in their pockets, so their dead bodies pollinate the lands.