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Legos are pussies! Jacks gave your feet that work!!!
Stepping on a jack and getting struck by lightning may be equal on the pain scale.
I almost had a PTSD moment, remembering my ass hopscotching across the living room where my sisters and cousins were playing three or four different games of jacks. I was barefooted too.
Maaan, my pops INVENTED curse words after stepping on a jack!
I almost had a PTSD moment, remembering my ass hopscotching across the living room where my sisters and cousins were playing three or four different games of jacks. I was barefooted too.
My Pops took all of my sister's jacks growing up. We found them shits rusted down to practically nothing when we tore down their old shed.
We had a huge den with vinyl flooring, and it was perfect for playing jacks on. One Sunday morning my dad stepped on one, and I could only make out two sentences: "Got dammit!" & "Wake them heffas up!" As for the shit he yelled in the middle, I got nothing!My Pops took all of my sister's jacks growing up. We found them shits rusted down to practically nothing when we tore down their old shed.
Speaking of vinyl flooring, I got my revenge years later by turning over the vinyl runner in the hallway. It had those pointed grippers on the bottom side.
I flipped it over so when they came out to use the bathroom...
Nice!Speaking of vinyl flooring, I got my revenge years later by turning over the vinyl runner in the hallway. It had those pointed grippers on the bottom side.
I flipped it over so when they came out to use the bathroom...
I remember drunkenly dropping a hoagie in the backseat of my friend's car. He called me two days later saying he was going to break my hands if I didn't resolve it. I sent him to a place to get his shit detailed and he was happy.
...that straight arm was a thing of beauty
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