Still chewing? I'll broil that muhfucka til the meat is falling off the bone and the fibers pull apart with a fork. FOH.

His stupid ass got what he had coming, but why did he chose to ack a fool inside the store is beyond me.
I don't know if he still does, but Jackie Chan used to do his own stunts. All of his early flicks had the bloopers at the end credits. He was fuckin' himself up all the time.