'Take the connecting red eye flight through Dallas' they said...
'The flight is rarely full, you'll get some sleep.' they said.
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Social media is a cold world!!!
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Damn.
It's in this thread I think. Just search for peanut butter and puppies and it should come up.
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"Naha-Nago, post: 18752974, member: 48125"]Mayne listen...
I'm going to paraphrase it because it's a story I told on here before so I'll get to the part relevant to my previous post....
...so I pick my roommate up from this chick's apartment who he hooked up with from the night before. The door is unlocked so I let myself in- to the greetings of about 5 small toy dogs. I think nothing of it- single bitches who live alone tend to be weirdos. It's early in the morning, I'm still hungover, so I raid her pantry and fridge for water. I grab a bottle, he pops out her bedroom dressed, she's still asleep, we bounce.
On the drive back to our apartment dude is sitting in the passenger seat quite as fuck staring off into nothingness. So I'm like 'the fuck yo problem!?!' he goes on to tell me they both pass out as soon as they get to her place. He comes to around 3 in the morning to sounds of her moaning in the bed next to him. He pulls back the covers ready to smash....
WHEN HE SEE THREE LITTLE DOGS LICKING OUT HER PUSSY!!!
Stunned into silence and not able to fully compute what he just saw, he rolls back over a goes to sleep.
"Oh really nigga? Well shit that explains the Costco size tubs of peanut butter that bitch had in her pantry. Don't no one EAT that much peanut butter!!!"
I almost wreck my truck laughing so hard.
That happen in my early/mid 20's anytime I see a chick whose single and has a toy dog....I think to myself 'I bet she LOOOOOOVES peanut butter.'
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[/QUOTE]"Naha-Nago, post: 18752974, member: 48125"]Mayne listen...
I'm going to paraphrase it because it's a story I told on here before so I'll get to the part relevant to my previous post....
...so I pick my roommate up from this chick's apartment who he hooked up with from the night before. The door is unlocked so I let myself in- to the greetings of about 5 small toy dogs. I think nothing of it- single bitches who live alone tend to be weirdos. It's early in the morning, I'm still hungover, so I raid her pantry and fridge for water. I grab a bottle, he pops out her bedroom dressed, she's still asleep, we bounce.
On the drive back to our apartment dude is sitting in the passenger seat quite as fuck staring off into nothingness. So I'm like 'the fuck yo problem!?!' he goes on to tell me they both pass out as soon as they get to her place. He comes to around 3 in the morning to sounds of her moaning in the bed next to him. He pulls back the covers ready to smash....
WHEN HE SEE THREE LITTLE DOGS LICKING OUT HER PUSSY!!!
Stunned into silence and not able to fully compute what he just saw, he rolls back over a goes to sleep.
"Oh really nigga? Well shit that explains the Costco size tubs of peanut butter that bitch had in her pantry. Don't no one EAT that much peanut butter!!!"
I almost wreck my truck laughing so hard.
That happen in my early/mid 20's anytime I see a chick whose single and has a toy dog....I think to myself 'I bet she LOOOOOOVES peanut butter.'
*two cents*
Thanks for the assist. My searches were coming up empty.
That shit is
nasty wainch.
She played it off...
"My heart fluttered, did I stutter?"
-Mystical
About made her own draws melt like butta.
[/QUOTE]"Naha-Nago, post: 18752974, member: 48125"]Mayne listen...
I'm going to paraphrase it because it's a story I told on here before so I'll get to the part relevant to my previous post....
...so I pick my roommate up from this chick's apartment who he hooked up with from the night before. The door is unlocked so I let myself in- to the greetings of about 5 small toy dogs. I think nothing of it- single bitches who live alone tend to be weirdos. It's early in the morning, I'm still hungover, so I raid her pantry and fridge for water. I grab a bottle, he pops out her bedroom dressed, she's still asleep, we bounce.
On the drive back to our apartment dude is sitting in the passenger seat quite as fuck staring off into nothingness. So I'm like 'the fuck yo problem!?!' he goes on to tell me they both pass out as soon as they get to her place. He comes to around 3 in the morning to sounds of her moaning in the bed next to him. He pulls back the covers ready to smash....
WHEN HE SEE THREE LITTLE DOGS LICKING OUT HER PUSSY!!!
Stunned into silence and not able to fully compute what he just saw, he rolls back over a goes to sleep.
"Oh really nigga? Well shit that explains the Costco size tubs of peanut butter that bitch had in her pantry. Don't no one EAT that much peanut butter!!!"
I almost wreck my truck laughing so hard.
That happen in my early/mid 20's anytime I see a chick whose single and has a toy dog....I think to myself 'I bet she LOOOOOOVES peanut butter.'
*two cents*
What a mutt!
A Brooklyn woman was busted for forcing her roommate’s pooch to give her oral sex, police said Friday.
Danielle Hui, 20, was charged Thursday after her roommate, Taylor Goldenberg, 24, told cops that she saw the horrific abuse unfold on a motion sensor nanny camera, according to a criminal court complaint.
Hui allegedly made the dog named Colton — a Pomeranian Shiba Inu mix — perform oral sex in her roommate’s bedroom inside their Smith St. apartment in Carroll Gardens.
When confronted with the recording, Hui admitted that her pants were off, but said she was wearing underwear and didn’t get any pleasure from the act, which she said was a bizarre accident.
She also said she would never knowingly commit a sexual act with an animal and that she loved Colton, although the two had their differences in the past.
A judge ordered Hui released without bail after a brief arraignment in Brooklyn Criminal Court on Friday.
“I’m just happy that I’m safe. The dogs are safe," Goldenberg told the Daily News. “I’m just hoping that this helps other people be aware that you never know who you live with.”
Nasty bitch. The dog wasn't even hers
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-yor...0190802-g64wlq6ebrg2fc3mz3aelua3my-story.html
I didn't believe that was a real Amazon post but it's really real. I found the product link
https://www.amazon.com/Vibrators-Wa...tion/product-reviews/B07GZL12ZG/?tag=vp314-20
After reading some more reviews...im afraid
adorbs!!!!
failed parents?Damn.
How the fu...that's crazy as hell! That's like a dog's ear control. 
Those Guards had some keen eyes and paid attention to detail.
"Hold on now, his daughter is built up nice...who the fuck is this bag of laundry walkin' outta here?"
Same post, two sources though. Perhaps scrolling through the current page will prevent the reposts that some are grumbling about. First come, first served.
That shit was funny af though. If at first you don't succeed...Bang...Bang...
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