Social media is a cold world!!!

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Janice Everette What in the table clothe, sheets, umbrella, parachute, flying carpet, drapery curtains, car cover, shower curtain, Mc Hammer, Palazzo jumpsuit, Triple xxx maternity, Flying Nun, Kumbya my Lord, He Got the Whole world in his hands type of clothing bullish is this??????????? Cassie needs to be hog tied and shot in the head for this!!!!



Jennifer Pickering The 1970s called They want their...wait...no, they said never mind.



Josh Royston Wait...is she dressed as a pink wisdom tooth?



Lisa Thompson Stuart Idk why y'all are making fun of this. I think these labia pants are perfect for skydiving. I won't even need a parachute



Anna Marley Bright pink flying squirrel outfit for the win. It's a bird... it's a plane... no, wait, it's a flying labiaaaaaa



Barbra Fronckowiak Summerhill I have always wondered how I’d look wearing curtains. You know. The drapes I grew up with in my Mom’s house.



Do these come in burnt velour orange? If so, rush delivery to Ammon, Idaho for me.



Dear Customer Support,



Soooo, I purchased my pink Gumbee legs last week but I can’t figure out how to wash them. I have a washer that fits king size quilts but my Gumbee pants have more fabric and don’t fully fit. I took it to the dry cleaners, they banned me from ever returning. They said something about not being a fabric store and not having time for my mind games. I’m out of options, please help!



Desperately Yours.




Pam Brown Dear customer, The pink Gumby legs are hand wash only. If your tub is not large enough we reccomend the swimming pool. Please note that chlorine will fade the vibrant pink color. If the pool is not an option then we suggest you reorder 30 more so you have a pair for each day of the month and wear accordingly. Sincerely, Customer Service Dept.






Elizabeth Matera Howell Dear Customer Service,



I tried hanging my pink Gumbee legs from my deck and pressure washing it. The issue I now have is that the weight of it, once wet, snapped the deck rail. When it broke free it hit my husband and knocked him out cold. As he hit the ground the legs fell on top on him. I couldn’t free him so now the fire department is here with the jaws of life to retrieve him from under the pile of wet pink Gumbee legs! Do you have a replacement policy for this type of thing?



Exasperatedly Yours!



Hard pass! Not even if I was trying to smuggle the whole snack shop into the movies. Not even if I was trying to smuggle the movie theater out of the movies. Not never Satan!
 
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Man something like this just happen not as extreme


Mom: tell them girl, "turn that shit down"

Lil mama: can I say it just like that

Mom: yea

Me: hey no, you can(I'm in the bathroom, the lil one didn't hear me, moms did but didn't tell her I said no)

Lil mama: "Mama say turn that shit down"

Girls: "hey what wrong with you" while the other daughter laughs in shock

Lil mama return: I told them, they laughed

Mom: ya daddy yelled, "hey no" when I said yea
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Let just say her ass gonna be punished, for the weekend.
 
Man something like this just happen not as extreme


Mom: tell them girl, "turn that shit down"

Lil mama: can I say it just like that

Mom: yea

Me: hey no, you can(I'm in the bathroom, the lil one didn't hear me, moms did but didn't tell her I said no)

Lil mama: "Mama say turn that shit down"

Girls: "hey what wrong with you" while the other daughter laughs in shock

Lil mama return: I told them, they laughed

Mom: ya daddy yelled, "hey no" when I said yea
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Let just say her ass gonna be punished, for the weekend.

lol lighten up :lol::cool:
 
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