Social media is a cold world!!!
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I thank you. Y'all motherfuckers are silly as hell and I couldn't share this on any other social media but y'all crazy motherfukersSocial medialol
from tumblr.
"that belt was made outta vibranium" lol
What the fuck is going on here?
She don't like that shit
Man if she had slid some bananas while pic was taken.
That would have been the cherry on top
Am I tripping or did this bitch just stick her tongue out?
Never trust a woman with a toy dog and tons of peanut butter in her pantry.
Just saying....
*two cents*
Nigga...
Nigga...
Mayne listen...
I'm going to paraphrase it because it's a story I told on here before so I'll get to the part relevant to my previous post....
...so I pick my roommate up from this chick's apartment who he hooked up with from the night before. The door is unlocked so I let myself in- to the greetings of about 5 small toy dogs. I think nothing of it- single bitches who live alone tend to be weirdos. It's early in the morning, I'm still hungover, so I raid her pantry and fridge for water. I grab a bottle, he pops out her bedroom dressed, she's still asleep, we bounce.
On the drive back to our apartment dude is sitting in the passenger seat quite as fuck staring off into nothingness. So I'm like 'the fuck yo problem!?!' he goes on to tell me they both pass out as soon as they get to her place. He comes to around 3 in the morning to sounds of her moaning in the bed next to him. He pulls back the covers ready to smash....
WHEN HE SEE THREE LITTLE DOGS LICKING OUT HER PUSSY!!!
Stunned into silence and not able to fully compute what he just saw, he rolls back over a goes to sleep.
"Oh really nigga? Well shit that explains the Costco size tubs of peanut butter that bitch had in her pantry. Don't no one EAT that much peanut butter!!!"
I almost wreck my truck laughing so hard.
That happen in my early/mid 20's anytime I see a chick whose single and has a toy dog....I think to myself 'I bet she LOOOOOOVES peanut butter.'
*two cents*
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Mayne listen...
I'm going to paraphrase it because it's a story I told on here before so I'll get to the part relevant to my previous post....
...so I pick my roommate up from this chick's apartment who he hooked up with from the night before. The door is unlocked so I let myself in to the greetings of about 5 small toy dogs. It's early in the morning, I'm still hungover, so I raid her pantry and fridge for water. I grab a bottle, he pops put her bedroom dressed, she's still asleep, we bounce.
On the drive back to our apartment dude is sitting in the passenger seat quite as fuck staring off into nothingness. So I'm like 'the fuck yo problem!?!' he goes on to tell me they both pass out as soon as they get to her place. He comes to around 3 in the morning to sounds of her moaning in the bed next to him. He pulls back the covers ready to smash....
WHEN HE SEE THREE LITTLE DOGS LICKING OUT HER PUSSY!!!
Stunned into silence and not able to fully compute what he just saw he rolls back over a goes to sleep.
"Oh really nigga? Well shit that explains the Costco size tubs of peanut butter that bitch had in her pantry. Don't know one EAT that much peanut butter!!!"
I almost wreck my truck laughing so hard.
That happen in my early/mid 20's anytime I see a chick whose single and has a toy dog....I think to myself 'I bet she LOOOOOOVES peanut butter.'
*two cents*
Yoooooo. There really was a point where both those dudes were on the ground staring up at the ceiling wondering how the fuck did they get here.
I was about to say WTF? But you explained it. Thanks. Bitches are crazy
Drunk assholes or not, they got off lucky. Especially after attacking that lady.
Yoooooo. There really was a point where both those dudes were on the ground staring up at the ceiling wondering how the fuck did they get here.
Fam, when homie with the goatee laid back staring at the ceiling he had to be thinking, "Every week. Every fucking week Harrison always starts some shit. I gotta start listening to my wife about people."
Ole dishwasher came out like Sonny, "Now yous cant leave"
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