Social media is a cold world!!!
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Man, this is fact. If you can't afford to have a cookout, don't have a cookout. If you can't afford to pay two extra dollars for name brand pop, if you can't afford actual Doritos and not 'Nacho Cheese Triangles', then don't have a cookout. Just invite your sister, brother and your parents.
Her: "The lights are still on."
Him: "For who?! Not for us! For the people who gon' be living here!"
You probably only eat farm raised Narnian chicken born with 3 wings. You don't eat regular steak, only sky bison fillets, smoked with wood from the tree of life. You only drink the finest Kool aid. Made with Tibetan spring water blessed by virgin monks. Your Doritos are hand picked from the production line by Blind Asian women, then coughed on by beyoncé herself before the bag is sealed. Tell us more about your fabulous BBQ's.
Only if someone says, "Yip Yip," to the sky bison just before it is killed to give the steaks that special Aang flavor.
Ninja, WTF are you babbling about?
I'm talking about don't have a fucking barbecue with cheap ass pop and this motherfucker starts talking some fuck shit.
We've all had cheap burgers. We've all had cheap hot dogs and cheap ribs. Most of the time if they're done up nice they can be made to taste pretty fucking good. My brother (RIP) used to work wonders marinating that cheap shit to have folks coming back for 2nds and 3rds.
But Dr. Thunder and Great Value root beer gives me sight beyond sight about the party giver's competence better than the Sword of Omens.
Fuck it. Pretty much all that’s left on my list except a midget. Rawwwwww
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