This reminds me of a chick I was dating who came over to my house around 11 or 12 at night and got in bed with me. When I started trying to make a move she said "I didn't come over here for that" I was like well bitch you leaving for that, this ain't no rest haven for hoes.
They use them folks in Chicago and Illinois in general as a testing ground for dumbass bullshit that nobody asked for at least in this capacity.
These motherfuckers said somebody could move into your shed and we couldn't do shit but give them a ticket. They said that shit out their mouth. In what world is this dumbass make sense?