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Foreigner. I knew it
Nigga mad cause I passed up his stopCoz that muhfucka is seeing shit at warp speed.
“ nigga stoooooooop stop!”
“ by the time I get back my whole fam gonna be dead nigga”
Reminded me of falling asleep on a Bullet train in Germany the first time I caught one coming from Giessen back to Hanau.
*This CAN'T be Hanau...that was waay too fast.
As the train began to take off again, I saw the Hanau Hauptbanhof sign as we were pulling away.
Fuck ME!!Oh well, I'll get off in Frankfurt and double back.
Wash, rinse, and repeat...I nodded off again and ended up in Darmstadt and the next train back to Frankfurt was near sunrise. I didn't have 5 Marks left in my pocket to pay to get back, let alone train fare. I had to catch two trains and avoid the conductors and on top of that shit, I already had two strikes with our new First Sergeant...my ass is gone get strung out for sure coz I damn sure ain't gone make PT formation for shit.
I fucked around and had to catch three different slow trains to get back to Hanau just to make it to work call formation. I just knew Top was gone have my ass in formation to make an example out of my ass but he didn't say a damn thing.
I was a cadence caller on our runs...how the Hell did he not notice that? Turns out that my squad gave our Platoon Sergeant a bullshit excuse to cover me so I wasn't reported Out of Ranks. Once we got to the motor pool, I filled them in on the weekend's escapades and what had happened.
Damn nigga lolReminded me of falling asleep on a Bullet train in Germany the first time I caught one coming from Giessen back to Hanau.
*This CAN'T be Hanau...that was waay too fast.
As the train began to take off again, I saw the Hanau Hauptbanhof sign as we were pulling away.
Oh well, I'll get off in Frankfurt and double back.
Wash, rinse, and repeat...I nodded off again and ended up in Darmstadt and the next train back to Frankfurt was near sunrise. I didn't have 5 Marks left in my pocket to pay to get back, let alone train fare. I had to catch two trains and avoid the conductors and on top of that shit, I already had two strikes with our new First Sergeant...my ass is gone get strung out for sure coz I damn sure ain't gone make PT formation for shit.
I fucked around and had to catch three different slow trains to get back to Hanau just to make it to work call formation. I just knew Top was gone have my ass in formation to make an example out of my ass but he didn't say a damn thing.
I was a cadence caller on our runs...how the Hell did he not notice that? Turns out that my squad gave our Platoon Sergeant a bullshit excuse to cover me so I wasn't reported Out of Ranks. Once we got to the motor pool, I filled them in on the weekend's escapades and what had happened.
Imagine the shape up he could give you.
He made it out a smarter man. There a cemeteries filled with dudes that couldn't win the battle against pussy.
Dude did it smart. Made sure everyone was dressed nicely and finessed it so that he had a pro photographer there to capture all of it.
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