this shit got me mufuckin screaming bruh
WHITE PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINNER
STARTS AT 11AM - 2PM
Turkey
Stuffing
Gravy
Cranberry Sauce (w/ the cranberries in it)
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Rolls
Congealed Salad
Pumpkin Pie
Sangria
Lemon Tea
Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people (Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)
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BLACK PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINTER
START TIME: ALL DANNNG DAY
Smoked Turkey
Fried Turkey
Deep fried turkey
Fried Chicken
Baked chicken
Lasagna
Tilapia
Swai fish
Catfish
Roast Beef
Chitterlings/hog maws
Homemade baked Mac and Cheese
Seafood Mac and cheese
Ham
Honey Baked Ham
Country Ham
Ribs
Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it)
Giblet Gravy (w/ eggs and some mo in it)
Jellied Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens
Collard Greens
Mustard Greens
Mixed Greens
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra
Cabbage
Green Beans
Black Eyed Peas
Broccoli Rice Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
Candied Yams with pineapples
Candied yams with marshmallows
Carrot Soufflé
Potato Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad
Spaghetti
Shrimp
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Deviled Eggs
Rotel Cheese Dip
Corn Bread
Hot Water Cornbread
Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Carrot Cake
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Cous Cous
Strudel
Pot Roast
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and grits
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Dirty Rice
Ravioli
Pig Feet
Hog Maws
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Apples
Oranges
Mix nuts
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Spaghetti and sausages
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid(all flavors)
Cases of Knockoff Sodas
Egg Nog
Seagram's Gin
E&J
Thunderbird
Fireball
Wild Iris Rose
Boone's farm
Crown Royal
Hennessy
D'usse
Patron
Ciroc
Bud Ice
Bud Light
Wine coolers
Coroner's
Heinekens
Old English
Total Amount Of Attendants: Anybody who likes Seasoning Salt and Ex's and new boo/bae and a 18 minute prayer over the food/NO DOGS OR CATS IN THE HOUSE PERIOD!
High school drop out fucks
