Ladies. I keep it simple...I'll swallow hers if she swallow mine! 
So you want us to swallow?
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Got to be another way...because my cuz wants dick in her pussy on a nightly basis...and her best friend is a black chick...who also expect me to give her some fucking.
Best thing is...both my cuz and her friend are on birth control...so I get to plant my load in both babes.
You've got to love women who want a pussy full of sperm.
^^^ Why is he here?
Ladies. I keep it simple...I'll swallow hers if she swallow mine!
I haven't had a woman suck me who didn't swallow.
I'd much rather fuck than be sucked...but if a chick sucks me off...when I get hard again...I can stay hard for a very long time.
Also...my cousin loves for me to fuck the black girl she hangs with...just she can eat my sperm out of her friend.
Of course I'll admit to fucking my cuz and then the cleaning the load out of her pussy myself...and the family hoe really gets off being eaten after fucking.
And ladies don't deny it...some of you have had a male cousin or brother you wanted to bone with.
Got to be another way...because my cuz wants dick in her pussy on a nightly basis...and her best friend is a black chick...who also expect me to give her some fucking.
Best thing is...both my cuz and her friend are on birth control...so I get to plant my load in both babes.
You've got to love women who want a pussy full of sperm.
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An ex dude's nut tasted like grass one time, what does that mean...?
Why do u eat grass?
and how do u make it squirt not just dribble?
ladies, do y'all want some of mine? not to brag, but this is OLD news to me, and my #1 compliment from the ladies has always been:
"damn, your nut tastes sweet as hell."
i don't drink alcohol.
i don't smoke.
i don't drink carbonated drinks.
i eat red meat 1x per week, fish 1x per week... chicken the rest.
i eat LOTS of fruits & veggies.
i drink LOTS of water.
i drink 8 oz pineapple juice every a.m. for breakfast.
the last lady that sampled my issue did so on accident. she said, "do NOT cum in my mouth." i said, "no problem," but she moved away too slow, and 'SPLASH!' she caught that initial blast and said:
her: "WTF is wrong with you... wait..."
me: "i'm sorry, but i said, 'move.'"
her: "oh, i'm not mad... your cum is as sweet as honey. wtf?"
me: "really? why don't you lick up the rest?"
her: "no fucking problem. damn nicca... how you do that?"
*she did lick it up... all of it, and swallowed it.
me: "diet & exercise baby... celery & pineapple juice."
her: "i could suck you off and swallow every damn day... what's up?"
me:
her: "seriously, why do you taste like that?"
me: "good healthy living, lots of water, as few chemicals in my body as possible."
i want some of that omega wood...put me in the cut
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two of the girls im fuckin now, says my nut is sweet as hell, one of them especially loves my precum. But funny thing is, i dont watch my diet, i eat anything and they still love it, i jus dont smoke, i occassionally drink.
good adviceAlso, Muira Puama will have a bruh like a rock for the lides as well... FYI...
I don't smoke.
I drink occasionally, maybe 3 times a week. Mostly red wine.
I don't eat pork, or scavengers.
I try to get chicken or fish whenever I have to eat out.
I should drink more water.
No carbonated drinks, very rarely.
I love fruit juices.... Simply orange with mango, Simply orange w/ pineapple, Simply Lemonade, Simply Limeade, V8 Splash pomegranate blend, Tropicana Orange juice, Minute Maid in this bottle
and in this bottle
But the shit gets expensive. I drink a lot when I do drink, because I go so long without hydrating myself.... I can drink any one of the drinks I just mentioned in one sitting. Each one is $2.50-$3.99, shit be about $60 at the grocery store just for my juices! Fuck!
I drink occasionally, maybe 3 times a week. Mostly red wine.
I don't eat pork, or scavengers.
I try to get chicken or fish whenever I have to eat out.
I should drink more water.
No carbonated drinks, very rarely.
I love fruit juices.... Simply orange with mango, Simply orange w/ pineapple, Simply Lemonade, Simply Limeade, V8 Splash pomegranate blend, Tropicana Orange juice, Minute Maid in this bottle
But the shit gets expensive. I drink a lot when I do drink, because I go so long without hydrating myself.... I can drink any one of the drinks I just mentioned in one sitting. Each one is $2.50-$3.99, shit be about $60 at the grocery store just for my juices! Fuck!
bruh, I fuggin' love those minutemade juices you got pictured - but, unless you get it at Walmart -I don't smoke.
I drink occasionally, maybe 3 times a week. Mostly red wine.
I don't eat pork, or scavengers.
I try to get chicken or fish whenever I have to eat out.
I should drink more water.
No carbonated drinks, very rarely.
I love fruit juices.... Simply orange with mango, Simply orange w/ pineapple, Simply Lemonade, Simply Limeade, V8 Splash pomegranate blend, Tropicana Orange juice, Minute Maid in this bottleand in this bottle
But the shit gets expensive. I drink a lot when I do drink, because I go so long without hydrating myself.... I can drink any one of the drinks I just mentioned in one sitting. Each one is $2.50-$3.99, shit be about $60 at the grocery store just for my juices! Fuck!
- you ain't lyin' about the costsThis here:
especially that BLUEBERRY mix is my kryptonite - but that shit ain't either
bruh, I fuggin' love those minutemade juices you got pictured - but, unless you get it at Walmart -
This here:
especially that BLUEBERRY mix is my kryptonite - but that shit ain't either
boathouse drinks cost you about 5 bucks a bottle and you are not getting nearly as much as you would get in those minutemaid drinks.
