So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.SMH

Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

:lol::lol:

shit start gettin empty n niggas be tippin that bitch over tryin to get that last lil bit:lol:

:yes::yes::yes:
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

Gotta get that last drop of sugar water............Man that shit was a trip!
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

:yes::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Hell yeah!!!

Niggaz was crowded around that little orange cooler like beer was in it!:lol:

:lol::lol:

shit start gettin empty n niggas be tippin that bitch over tryin to get that last lil bit:lol:

:yes::yes::yes:
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

Gotta get that last drop of sugar water............Man that shit was a trip!
WE DID THAT TOOOOO!!!
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:

I definitely learned from that experience to handle all my fiscal responsibilities, especially pertaining to anything with DMV. NEVER AGAIN. I had a headache from no caffeine. I asked the guards if they had any tea or coffee back there. The said and I quote "Nigga, u in jail" :hmm:
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

WE DID THAT TOOOOO!!!
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:

I definitely learned from that experience to handle all my fiscal responsibilities, especially pertaining to anything with DMV. NEVER AGAIN. I had a headache from no caffeine. I asked the guards if they had any tea or coffee back there. The said and I quote "Nigga, u in jail" :hmm:

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

Well on the up side -- at least you had some vague idea why it was you were in Central Booking. Baltimore PD is famous for kidnapping niggas. I know people who have caught bs loitering charges for sitting outside their homes on a hot summer day and had to go through the same thing. That's why the State's Attorney stays fighting with the Mayor and Police Chief. The police snatch up waay too many people on humbles and the State's Attorney's don't even wanna bother with those trumped up charges. :smh:
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

Hell nah you dont get shit back unless you pay the whole bond, you go threw a bondsman you aint seein shit.

who da fuck needs a bondman for a traffic ticket? :hmm:
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

central bookings in brooklyn sucks ass....maggots on the floor, they move ya ass every 3 hrs...and they only give u peanut butter sandwiches n milk.....niggas farting up a storm...ugh....and the worst cell they put u in is be4 u see the judge its mad small in there....but i wasnt sitting on no floor i told them niggas to move down the bench so i could sit.... its all psychological....3 am the CO was playing breakdancing music it was like a bad dream lol. i aint eat shit in there only drank water. i was in there from sunday evening 5pm to about 12:30 monday afternoon but i was locked from 4:30 am sunday morning moving me from precinct to precinct.....once is enough for my ass.
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

i been through that. got picked up on a murder charge
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

Well on the up side -- at least you had some vague idea why it was you were in Central Booking. Baltimore PD is famous for kidnapping niggas. I know people who have caught bs loitering charges for sitting outside their homes on a hot summer day and had to go through the same thing. That's why the State's Attorney stays fighting with the Mayor and Police Chief. The police snatch up waay too many people on humbles and the State's Attorney's don't even wanna bother with those trumped up charges. :smh:
Yeah a lot of cats were picked up for trespassing.
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

Man that was tha WORST experience of my fucking life.I still feel violated in some way as I type this.Man they was treating niggaz like tha Taliban in that bitch.I forgot that I was in Bmore for a sec and thought that I was up in GITMO.
Man they had us in a tiny ass cell that only holds 4 people max filled up with 10 motherfuckaz for like 12 hours at a time.Back was and still is hurting like shit from sleeping on that hard ass concrete.That shit was miserable.I thought that shit would never end.You just sitting there wondering what tha fuck was going on with your bail and these motherfucking junior Officer Rickys ain't trying to tell you shit or let you use tha phone so you just sitting there looking dumb.Then after 12 hours they move you to another cell and leave you there for another 12-15 hours.I stayed up that bitch from Tuesday 12 noon to Thursday 8pm.I didn't shit or shower that whole time cause taking a shit in a cell with 10 people is a no go and they ain't even let us take no showers.Plus I didn't get to eat anything till Thursday
morning cause they tried feeding us some rubber ass baloney sandwiches that was making niggaz sick and I wasn't having it.

Then you have dumb ass Baltimore police arresting niggaz for dumb shit so that in turn floods tha booking spot and they have so many motherfuckaz there they don't know what to do.Shit got so bad that they had to wait till niggaz was sleep in tha cell to sneak in more people without protest.Then it fucking takes 10 hours to get in tha system before a bail can be posted.And after your bail is posted it takes another 6-to 10 hours before its goes through.That shit was tha worst.And why they always gotta have young ass hood niggaz and rats working as C.Os??? :lol::lol::lol:
There was no professionalism in tha whole joint.Straight HOOD.I swear 95% of them motherfuckaz were between18-21.Chicken heads in there trying to look cute for tha inmates.That shit was a mess.Then they had to have an emergency hearing to kick all them niggaz with them weak ass charges out so they can create room. :hmm:
And if tha health inspector would have strolled up in that bitch that whole joint would have been shut down ASAP.Living conditions unsanitary, food was unsanitary, and some of them bitches were definitely unsanitary.I will never get another ticket in Baltimore. :smh::smh::smh:


Sounds like you was in central booking in Manhattan in NYC :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

I was a CO in Durham County Jail. You brought back some memories :lol: On the real if you ever turn yourself in do it early in the morning 8am and have a bondsman meet you up there and have friend go up there too.
 
Re: So I finally turned myself in for that warrant I had and man that was tha worst.S

I swear this gotta be the saddest....






















but funniest shit I ever read on here.
 
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