So how was YOUR day??

[sean69]

so i'm at work in the lab n shit wondering who keeps takin my 45/50 24/40 stepup glass adaptor WTF! so i run through lab 233 talking to the German dude 'bout some "can i get some toluene n shit?", he's like "ya, ya" when he turns that's when i swipe his 500mL rb flask and hide it in my labcoat back pocket next to the extra bagel i stole from group meeting wrapped in printer paper slowly back out the lab like and dip like donuts in rice krispys down the hallway to my lab i'm setting up the reactor screwing the stir blade connect to the fuckin srewy shit fuck thing whatever that's when it breaks and I strab my hand blood and glass everywhere like stigmata n shit i'm running to the sink slip on some vacuum grease tube some bitch dropped on the floor i levitate like David Blaine yelling "fuckin sluts!" CAC's in the hall way snickering n shit i get up like WTF is that smell? the nalgene tube fell in the 165 degree rotovap oil bath burning ...


So how the FUCK was your day?

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Ghei

 

[doggish_098]

damn did they make you watch safety videos for the rest of the day after that?

 

[Crown&Coke]

I was walking up to a door today about to open it when some 6'9 dude in a sweater vest and a cape flew in and pushed me out the way and held the door for some girl that was about 20 feet behind me. Then as he stepped over me after she came through the door, he offered her a bagel wrapped in printer paper and started singing Ralph Tresvants song "Sensitivity"




Captain Morgan, lasagna stinch having, simp ass nigga​

 

[doggish_098]

I was walking up to a door today about to open it when some 6'9 dude in a sweater vest and a cape flew in and pushed me out the way and held the door for some girl that was about 20 feet behind me. Then as he stepped over me after she came through the door, he offered her a bagel wrapped in printer paper and started singing Ralph Tresvants song "Sensitivity"




Captain Morgan, lasagna stinch having, simp ass nigga​

 

[sean69]

damn did they make you watch safety videos for the rest of the day after that?

Nobody knew what really happened ...

I was walking up to a door today about to open it when some 6'9 dude in a sweater vest and a cape flew in and pushed me out the way and held the door for some girl that was about 20 feet behind me. Then as he stepped over me after she came through the door, he offered her a bagel wrapped in printer paper and started singing Ralph Tresvants song "Sensitivity"​

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Captain Morgan, lasagna stinch having, simp ass nigga​

 

[LoneStar29]

I have no fuckin' clue what you are talking about ...

... but my day was GREAT thanks for asking

LOL

 

[sean69]

I have no fuckin' clue what you are talking about ...

... but my day was GREAT thanks for asking

LOL

 

[LoneStar29]

Edit: Ol' I need to use big words to make my penis seem bigger lookin' ass mofo

 

[MCP]

so i'm at work in the lab n shit wondering who keeps takin my 45/50 24/40 stepup glass adaptor WTF! so i run through lab 233 talking to the German dude 'bout some "can i get some toluene n shit?", he's like "ya, ya" when he turns that's when i swipe his 500mL rb flask and hide it in my labcoat back pocket next to the extra bagel i stole from group meeting wrapped in printer paper slowly back out the lab like and dip like donuts in rice krispys down the hallway to my lab i'm setting up the reactor screwing the stir blade connect to the fuckin srewy shit fuck thing whatever that's when it breaks and I strab my hand blood and glass everywhere like stigmata n shit i'm running to the sink slip on some vacuum grease tube some bitch dropped on the floor i levitate like David Blaine yelling "fuckin sluts!" CAC's in the hall way snickering n shit i get up like WTF is that smell? the nalgene tube fell in the 165 degree rotovap oil bath burning ...


So how the FUCK was your day?

What the hell happened here? My day is just about starting. Will let you know later on how it went.

I was walking up to a door today about to open it when some 6'9 dude in a sweater vest and a cape flew in and pushed me out the way and held the door for some girl that was about 20 feet behind me. Then as he stepped over me after she came through the door, he offered her a bagel wrapped in printer paper and started singing Ralph Tresvants song "Sensitivity"




Captain Morgan, lasagna stinch having, simp ass nigga​

I'm in stitches.

 

[OnSlaught]

The rotovap is no joke. I used to use it to make my emulsions when I had enough time. I called it my "slow cooker" One day, I dropped a glass propeller that the glass blower from the Physics dept. made for me in it and forgot that the shit was well over 140 degrees. I almost turned into this trying to get that damn propeller out. I had damn near 2nd degree burns on my finger from that shit...

 

[OnSlaught]

Edit: Ol' I need to use big words to make my penis seem bigger lookin' ass mofo

Well that's not my case Lone, your beautiful mouth already does that for me!

 

[sean69]

The rotovap is no joke. I used to use it to make my emulsions when I had enough time. I called it my "slow cooker" One day, I dropped a glass propeller that the glass blower from the Physics dept. made for me in it and forgot that the shit was well over 140 degrees. I almost turned into this trying to get that damn propeller out. I had damn near 2nd degree burns on my finger from that shit...

My solution to shit like that. Unplug it. Turn the lights off in the lab. Then get the fuck up outta there!!!

Well that's not my case Lone, your beautiful mouth already does that for me!

Yeah, you might wana make sure about what yer gettin' into there buddy ....

Lone Star





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She smokes ...

 

[M.H.C.]

WTF

 

[OnSlaught]

HEY Sean....

and that is not me, but the CAC BenQuagmire or whatever the fuck his name is!

Oh, and the 1st time I heard the word CAC, I thought of the Citric Acid Cycle... Fuckin' sue me...

 

[LoneStar29]

OMG

You kow I'm gonna get you back for that right ... when you least expect it Seany Punani

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

HEY Sean....

and that is not me, but the CAC BenQuagmire or whatever the fuck his name is!

Oh, and the 1st time I heard the word CAC, I thought of the Citric Acid Cycle... Fuckin' sue me...

 

[followup]

weird...

 

[IslandKing]

My solution to shit like that. Unplug it. Turn the lights off in the lab. Then get the fuck up outta there!!!






Yeah, you might wana make sure about what yer gettin' into there buddy ....

Lone Star





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She smokes ...

you need professional help elton