so i'm at work in the lab n shit wondering who keeps takin my 45/50 24/40 stepup glass adaptor

WTF! so i run through lab 233 talking to the German dude 'bout some "can i get some toluene n shit?", he's like "ya, ya" when he turns that's when i swipe his 500mL rb flask and hide it in my labcoat back pocket next to the extra bagel i stole from group meeting wrapped in printer paper slowly back out the lab like
and dip like donuts in rice krispys down the hallway to my lab i'm setting up the reactor screwing the stir blade connect to the fuckin srewy shit fuck thing whatever that's when it breaks and I strab my hand blood and glass everywhere like stigmata n shit i'm running to the sink slip on some vacuum grease tube some bitch dropped on the floor i levitate like David Blaine yelling "fuckin sluts!" CAC's in the hall way snickering n shit i get up like WTF is that smell?
the nalgene tube fell in the 165 degree rotovap oil bath burning ...
So how the FUCK was your day?





So how the FUCK was your day?
