I mean, I do have a soft booty, naturally long hair and big titties lol. I AM a threat...
Naw, I'm joking. I'm pregnant. I got crazy hormones, ya'll...
And, seriously, she is in my and the other black woman's face all the time. (Yeah, my workplace is like that lol)
I don't care how many black men you date - you ain't one of us, pernt blank.
Well there goes my holiday.

