White Quaid gon be waiting to meet you on the deck. Same smile, droopier eyes!


the catch is you can only do so much eating fucking and drinking in 4 days and it more than likely will not amount to $5k...
You only do some shit like this if your homeboy has already gone and can vouch for it. The fact that it's being advertised publicly is a MAJOR red flag. Shit like this is only legit if it remains secretive. This is basically an add for prostitution and drug use. What legit company do you know of that does that?
And if shit goes left, it's Columbia! Good luck having your local Chicago/Atlanta cops handle that shit when you get back broke and malnourished.![]()
Do they take bitcoin?
Now the website says "Buy your ticket only 21 left"
Okay which one of you ninjas on BGOL just bought a ticket ???
Better bring back some pictures
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Ninjas lurking in the background like forcesteeler, holding up the bitches leg, while you hit it from the back
Nah fam I'm good.![]()
5k is just for accommodations. I bet the chicks cost extra. You negotiate with each chick individually.
I've been to DR a few times and am sure Slam can chime in but let's do basic math...
If I paid $100 to fook per chick and did 3 a day, that's $300 a day. Food and liquor ain't costing me more than $60-70 a day. I can't see me spending more than 1k to 1200 tops.
Now when I went to DR, I barely spend more than 400-500 for an entire 5-6 day trip.
And I'm not really into the whole being locked down on an island with 29 other dudes and who knows what will happen security wise if some CAC wigs out.
I'll pass...
What it will really be like on that island
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I was drunk as hell dude. I remember dancing with her, and doing shots with her, and I thought she looked like that Brazilian porn star Anell from the 2000s. Her face wasn't the issue, her body was...devastation like Puerto Rico last week. She was like 13 years older than me and I smashed on the Ikea couch and the beams broke. She gave me a bottle of wine and sent me on my way.You hooked up with her at a bar and didn't know what she looked like?![]()
White Quaid gon be waiting to meet you on the deck. Same smile, droopier eyes!
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They been had them shits got rich muthafuckas
Them bastards would Fly by private jet helicopter or yacht...
But you know thus shit here is ran by drug dealers .....
Cartagena got some of the baddest Columbian sisters there tho...
They will send u home in pieces.
Exactly...hmm *scratches chin*
Hmmm...They we're featured on the plyboy channel
Sounds like the tagline to one of them horror flicks.
Theae were my FIRST thoughts exactly!I'd rather take an African safari and run through some big booty south African women. $5000 is too much for something unproven. Let somebody else be the guinea pig first.
Good one, good one...You cum but you won't leave.
Her torso is the prototype for Homer Simpson's head!White Quaid gon be waiting to meet you on the deck. Same smile, droopier eyes!
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Believe it or not, I was in the Howell Mill Post Office less than an hour ago and a woman at the counter could have been her mother or her older sister. Either way, her body was RUTHLESS!