so i have this one customer who's been pestering me to come to one of her seminars.....u know, those bullshit seminars where someone is promising some suckers he's gonna turn them into millionares....but they just gotta go out and get some more suckers and those suckers go out and get some more suckers....all at the same time paying $39.99 to get in?? then they always show a video of 1 or 2 of their most successful clients talking about they are at the executive level or some level close to the CEO and they about to cop a bentley soon yada yada yada......anyways, so, she sends me this fax (see below).
See, my thing is, if you're trying to get someone to join you in a business venture, can you at least start with some good grammar??
and what is up with all the patronizing in her letter?? your african brothers??? seriously??? she actually thought i was gonna see that and say "oh my God, you mean Umbubu Vuvuzela is now a millionare, thanks to this program?? oh sign me up"
and what the fuck is or who the fuck is a Babila pinyin????

See, my thing is, if you're trying to get someone to join you in a business venture, can you at least start with some good grammar??
and what is up with all the patronizing in her letter?? your african brothers??? seriously??? she actually thought i was gonna see that and say "oh my God, you mean Umbubu Vuvuzela is now a millionare, thanks to this program?? oh sign me up"
and what the fuck is or who the fuck is a Babila pinyin????