Secrets you know because of your occupation

Photography: 7 out of 10 chicks will fuck the photographer. Almost 100% will get completely naked in front of you. So long as your presentation is on point, most chicks will do anything you want. Once these chicks step into your backdrop & lighting set up and you hit them strobes, them bitches think they done made it.

If they bring a boyfriend or husband to a shoot I work the shit outta the dude next time around she don’t even want him there and he will naturally not come. I’ve had chicks tell they boyfriend to leave and go buy water or some shit. Then they turn around and give you all the hand bra and pussy covering shots.

The killer is when you tell her how beautiful she looks while shooting, at this point they ain’t never been told they are beautiful and they ain’t never felt beautiful. Hair & Makeup is a must. If you are doing a couple looks the Makeup artist will normally leave by the time you get to the last look. At this point she is totally comfortable with you and walking around your studio naked. By the time you viewing pics after the shoot, they will normally put on their street clothes and be ready to leave. If not keep telling her how beautiful she is and how nice the pics came out. At this time she is either standing behind you with her tits on your arm or straight up sitting on your lap at your desk. If she ain’t boogie out your door and she waiting around it’s on and popping.
 
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Cervical cancer in women & Throat cancer in men. Fellas gotta watch out eating them boxes.
Yeah and I know physicians who'll tell you that you can't diagnose infection rates through extrapolation.

Those same doctorswill tell you people are getting vaccinated for it, and pap smears do not substantiate those infection rates.
 
Yeah and I know physicians who'll tell you that you can't diagnose infection rates through extrapolation.

Those same doctorswill tell you people are getting vaccinated for it, and pap smears do not substantiate those infection rates.
You do realize HPV includes hand and plantar warts too? Most people with it never get warts
 
Yeah and I know physicians who'll tell you that you can't diagnose infection rates through extrapolation.

Those same doctorswill tell you people are getting vaccinated for it, and pap smears do not substantiate those infection rates.
Shit they do...I am in my OB gyn rotation. I have done many paps now as well as EMB and cystoscopy. It is more common than you think. I just help with cryo to the cervix of this chick with high risk strain 16 and or 18. It's real homie....man I have gotten surgical finding the cervix now. Gotta point the speculum towards the anus unless the cervix is anteverted...in that case it is angled up
 
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Shit they do...I am in my OB gyn rotation. I have done many apps now as well as EMB and cystoscopy. It is more common than you think. I just help with crying to the cervix of this chick with high risk strain 16 and or 18. It's real homie....man I have gotten surgical finding the cervix now. Gotta point the speculum towards the anus unless the cervix is anteverted...in that case it is angled up
My wife is an obgyn. Been in private practice for 8 years. These are the conversations I've been forced to be a part of for the past 12 years. Them pap smears aren't coming back with 80% hpv infections.

What we need to be worried about is syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia.

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So my wife comes in and I ask her this...and she says, yeah he's probably right.

So I go BALLISTIC...im like 12 fucking years of that's not accurate...wth?

This woman said kids are having more sex and contracting more infections than ever. Old folks are fucking younger folks snd contracting more infections.

The game has changed.
 
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My wife is an obgyn. Been in private practice for 8 years. These are the conversations I've been forced to be a part of for the past 12 years. Them pap smears aren't coming back with 80% hpv infections.

What we need to be worried about is syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia.

****edit****

So my wife comes in and I ask her this...and she says, yeah he's probably right.

So I go BALLISTIC...im like 12 fucking years of that's not accurate...wth?

This woman said kids are having more sex and contracting more infections than ever. Old folks are fucking younger folks snd contracting more infections.

The game has changed.

First off bro, pap smear results dont show HPV. They come back Atypical cells of unknown source (ACUS) with a grade. When you get this result you have to perform what is called colposcopy the colposcopy is when biopsies are taken from each quadrant of the cervix plus the cervical OS. They are sent to path lab. Path lab confirms if HPV and the specific strain. Ask her if you think I'm just talking...or show her this statement. After colposcopy confirms HPV and strain if it is the dangerous strain 16 or 18 or a few others the next option is cryo to the cervix. Liquid nitro is applied to the cervix indirectly in 2 rounds. 1st round is about 3 minutes. Let cervix thaw. 2nd round. If good freeze occured then all of the atypical cells will die and slough away practically stopping the chance of those cells becoming cancerous. And I am training under a really versed obgyn 28 years deep. He is a brother from the islands. I have learned alot. I am going to be his NP when I am done. So no I'm not an obgyn but I do alot of the stuff they do from endometrial biopsies to cystoscopy to IUD insertion and removal
 
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My wife is an obgyn. Been in private practice for 8 years. These are the conversations I've been forced to be a part of for the past 12 years. Them pap smears aren't coming back with 80% hpv infections.

What we need to be worried about is syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia.

****edit****

So my wife comes in and I ask her this...and she says, yeah he's probably right.

So I go BALLISTIC...im like 12 fucking years of that's not accurate...wth?

This woman said kids are having more sex and contracting more infections than ever. Old folks are fucking younger folks snd contracting more infections.

The game has changed.

My bad I am just now seeing that you asked her and she confirmed. Props for being honest bro. My mentor is the truth and man I have gotten so confident dealing with vaginas that it's unreal

Folk be trippin on they kids getting the HPV vaccine...shit my son is getting that shit and my lil girl. Fuck that
 
Cervical cancer in women & Throat cancer in men. Fellas gotta watch out eating them boxes.
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If I work with you
I don't talk to you outside of work.
No team building
No outside of work
No alone situations
none of that shit. and don't ask me why I'm not super friendly. Cause my friendly, which wouldn't involve any type of physical touch could easily turn into H.R. trying to say some shit
it's why every single assistant I've had who's ever hinted at flirting, I've moved immediately.
I'm not blaming anyone for the way it is, I'm just saying it's the way it is
Copying this.
 
1. Alot of the prettiest women have the nastiest vaginas.
2. Niggas be loving all of that white pussy cream. In many cases it is a symptom of bacterial vaginosis.
3. Nearly 100% of sexually active people will contract HPV within their lifetime.
1 and 2 are fact. Some of the finest women I’ve Smashed had average hygiene skills. Bad bitches don’t take well to criticism. That’s why they have whack head or sex. Or smelly pussies. They only know what they can mimic like fashion or hair. The most average broads i ficked had the cleanest pussies. Dudes too scared to tell a bad bitch her breath or Pussy stinks, so they go through life thinking they smell normal. My Trini girl pussy is clean she don’t even wear panties most days. Let’s it out. Bitch I see on occasion is a fine redbone, corporate chick. Most of her panties have those yellow streaks in the crotch cuz her shit stays oozing. They say discharge is normal but not that normal. Wonders why I onl smash she. I have no other options that night. Her pussy don’t stink per say but she does have the creamy shit occasionally. And, much like my post, I never tell the bitch. I just smash and let her leave.


So I prolly got HPV. :lol:
 
another thing.

Go to Linkedin, take a look at jobs you may be interested in, before your next move. See what they are looking for as far as skills and systems used. Somehow work your existing company to get you trained on those systems. Then you will have experience, and not have paid for the software/class
 
Photography: 7 out of 10 chicks will fuck the photographer. Almost 100% will get completely naked in front of you. So long as your presentation is on point, most chicks will do anything you want. Once these chicks step into your backdrop & lighting set up and you hit them strobes, them bitches think they done made it.

If they bring a boyfriend or husband to a shoot I work the shit outta the dude next time around she don’t even want him there and he will naturally not come. I’ve had chicks tell they boyfriend to leave and go buy water or some shit. Then they turn around and give you all the hand bra and pussy covering shots.

The killer is when you tell her how beautiful she looks while shooting, at this point they ain’t never been told they are beautiful and they ain’t never felt beautiful. Hair & Makeup is a must. If you are doing a couple looks the Makeup artist will normally leave by the time you get to the last look. At this point she is totally comfortable with you and walking around your studio naked. By the time you viewing pics after the shoot, they will normally put on their street clothes and be ready to leave. If not keep telling her how beautiful she is and how nice the pics came out. At this time she is either standing behind you with her tits on your arm or straight up sitting on your lap at your desk. If she ain’t boogie out your door and she waiting around it’s on and popping.

I believe every single word of this.
 
not my industry but the wife's:

dentistry:

they look at your insurance before they really look at you then figure out exactly what they are gonna tax you for based on that
got a cavity? they will overdrill the fuck out of your tooth so they can charge you more. my wife makes 35/hr PLUS commission on how many sides she has to repair so 4 sides is 25 bucks on a tooth
don't be a welfare case, you will lose all of your good teeth in place of partials, etc
 
My bad I am just now seeing that you asked her and she confirmed. Props for being honest bro. My mentor is the truth and man I have gotten so confident dealing with vaginas that it's unreal

Folk be trippin on they kids getting the HPV vaccine...shit my son is getting that shit and my lil girl. Fuck that

As father of daughters i was not comfortable with that hpv talk

But when one of the most square devout religious wonen i know pulled my coat and said Playa...

You know i don't condone that loose business and i know you don't either.
But when the girl life is on the line?
Between me and you?
Give them the damn shot.

So please brethren

Talk to your doctor and make an INFORMED Realistic decision.
 
All that fancy bread that whole foods charges you extreme bucks for comes in frozen... all of it





Ut oh brothas we have another doc on the board. We might need him to post a pic of his stethoscope around a loaf of bread for proof. Don’t want to be fooled like we were with dr truth :roflmao:
 
As father of daughters i was not comfortable with that hpv talk

But when one of the most square devout religious wonen i know pulled my coat and said Playa...

You know i don't condone that loose business and i know you don't either.
But when the girl life is on the line?
Between me and you?
Give them the damn shot.

So please brethren

Talk to your doctor and make an INFORMED Realistic decision.
I did a market research focus group on that and sexual promiscuity or lack there of was one of the things they were trying to focus on.
 
It would be wise to drink beer from a bottle and not from tap... That way you can see for yourself the date stamp on there...

A lot of times that beer on tap is out of date, especially if you like craft beer and beer from local breweries
 
It would be wise to drink beer from a bottle and not from tap... That way you can see for yourself the date stamp on there...

A lot of times that beer on tap is out of date, especially if you like craft beer and beer from local breweries
Wow your comment makes me feel old I remember the Budweiser campaign when they started the “born on date” to eliminate skunky beers
 
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