So we all work at Rent a center and the managers throw us a shitty year end party as "thanks" at the local elks lodge.
It's cool though because I been fucking this simp niggas wife for the past few years so it's not all that bad.
So anyway, we're like 2 hours into the party, the domino's pizza is cold and soggy so we all just drink the Budlight and take shots of E&J they provided.
So the gal I been poking motions for me to join her in the bathroom. I follow because her head is fire yo!
So she pulls her skirt up and and pulls her pantys down when we hear a car screech unto the yard (I would later find out). Me and the dudes wife both shrug, and I proceed to tear that pussy up for about 30 minutes. Right as I'm about to bust on her grill some Clown is banging on the door about talking about he gotta throw up. I quickly bust on her grill and we exit out.
Apparently the drunk dude banging on the door was the guy who made the commotion in the yard earlier. To top that off drunk dude was also fucking our bitch as well (smdh), because they got into a huge argument when ol boy peeped what we were doing in the bathroom.
Drunk dude proceeds to get angry and trys to leave the Xmas party. By this time the simp husband decides to get froggy.
I guess drunk boy was mad that I took a turn with the wife, and they started arguing and shit (drunkie and wifey). Drunk dude just kept calling her sluts and saying she was his "almond joy", and "I can't believe you let that pretty boy hit in the bathroom bitch!" Then he shoves her into a brick wall.
Next thing I know the husband comes out of no where and starts hitting the drunk. The drunk had some hands too, and to be sure he held his own, but I guess the drunk simp had too much E&J and he slipped and fell. Then the husband got a lil punch in at the end, and started asking for high fives and shit.
Not sure why those 2 Simps trusting these heaux in 2022. It's a cold game.
I'm glad I got my turn tho.
It's cool though because I been fucking this simp niggas wife for the past few years so it's not all that bad.
So anyway, we're like 2 hours into the party, the domino's pizza is cold and soggy so we all just drink the Budlight and take shots of E&J they provided.
So the gal I been poking motions for me to join her in the bathroom. I follow because her head is fire yo!
So she pulls her skirt up and and pulls her pantys down when we hear a car screech unto the yard (I would later find out). Me and the dudes wife both shrug, and I proceed to tear that pussy up for about 30 minutes. Right as I'm about to bust on her grill some Clown is banging on the door about talking about he gotta throw up. I quickly bust on her grill and we exit out.
Apparently the drunk dude banging on the door was the guy who made the commotion in the yard earlier. To top that off drunk dude was also fucking our bitch as well (smdh), because they got into a huge argument when ol boy peeped what we were doing in the bathroom.
Drunk dude proceeds to get angry and trys to leave the Xmas party. By this time the simp husband decides to get froggy.
I guess drunk boy was mad that I took a turn with the wife, and they started arguing and shit (drunkie and wifey). Drunk dude just kept calling her sluts and saying she was his "almond joy", and "I can't believe you let that pretty boy hit in the bathroom bitch!" Then he shoves her into a brick wall.
Next thing I know the husband comes out of no where and starts hitting the drunk. The drunk had some hands too, and to be sure he held his own, but I guess the drunk simp had too much E&J and he slipped and fell. Then the husband got a lil punch in at the end, and started asking for high fives and shit.
Not sure why those 2 Simps trusting these heaux in 2022. It's a cold game.
I'm glad I got my turn tho.
SO disappointing.
