Salma Hayek at the Golden Globes

[slam]

 

[MistaPhantastic]

Those were the real golden globes.

 

[Dr. Truth]

I’d get her pregnant just to drink her to titty milk then suck her asshole like an apple jolly rancher

 

[TENT]

That is crazy.. did she have a baby?

 

[Dr. Truth]

That is crazy.. did she have a baby?

Yeah we gave birth a few years ago but them tits still plump. I’ll let her know you asked.

 

[hocjo2626]

She always accents her best assets.

 

[mcguyver]

Yeah we gave birth a few years ago but them tits still plump. I’ll let her know you asked.

Both y'all was pregnant at the same time?

 

[CptMARVEL]

Now...
I'm just dying to know how they're gonna "reimagine" this real life demigoddess In Marvel's upcoming The Eternals film?

 

[Gemini]

 

[blackbull1970]

Look like a mugshot.

HaHa!!!

 

[TheBigOne]

Did you say she got the Golden Globes?

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[Dr. Truth]

Both y'all was pregnant at the same time?

Nigga I ain’t Shady

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

 

[blackbull1970]

2023 Golden Globes

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[blackbull1970]

2023 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

w/daughter Valentina (who looks happy hanging out with her mother)

Salma caught chowing down a burger (with daughter who looks embarrassed)

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[b_visionary]

Father time...

 

[TENT]

Daughter is wack as fuck.

 

[TENT]

Man she would get pounded so hard it aint funny.

Father time...

 

[BrownTurd]

I’d get her pregnant just to drink her to titty milk then suck her asshole like an apple jolly rancher

Things a fat nigga would say.

 

[easy_b]

Father time...

She still holding up pretty well for a pale skin woman, but I am noticing a few things this year that tells me father Time is tapping her on the shoulder a little bit but nevertheless, she is still neat

 

[EchoCrash]

She been cold her whole damn life.

 

[blackbull1970]

Oscars 2023

w/daughter Valentina

w/Pedro Pascal (thinking he slick thinking he might get some later….like you wouldn’t!)

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[GianoJuan]

DAMN Salma bad but stop showing her fuckin daughter. Her daughter look like the female version of the dude from Mask mixed with Mac Tonight

 

[slam]

August 2024