Robbery gone hilariously wrong.
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Fuck him! good riddance.
That shooting the lock shit only works in 20th century movies and TV shows.
“I’m going to jail, bro.”
We believe in black second chances.. now cac Darwin awards we will allowI was waiting on the ricochet, but I guess that only happens in movies too.
I was waiting on the ricochet, but I guess that only happens in movies too.
That ricochet is real as fuck. It killed a friend of mine in our HS in 1988. He was only 17.
This reminded me of that time when these 2 assholes tried to rob a jewelry store that had a two-door buzz-in entry. After they got the loot and ran off, the cashier locked them between the 2 bulletproof doors. They were begging and pleading with the dude to buzz them out.
Shit, it's how I got shot! A rival gang member shot at us just to scare us, and the bullet bounced off the ground and hit my foot. That shit burned more than it hurt.That ricochet is real as fuck. It killed a friend of mine in our HS in 1988. He was only 17.
Always do good and good will come back to you..
but please everybody with children nieces or nephews or any young un
that looks up to them..
tell them straight the fuck up, that crime doesnt pay
and what comes around goes around...
BUUUT in the NAME of everything THAT is GOOOOD...
LET THEM KNOW..
IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME... GO FUCKIN BIG....
PLAN IT WELL, SO IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT AND DO TIME
YOU WILL BE OK..
We a fuckin GOD RACE
but too many of us are programmed to think like lab mice..
that muthafucka tryin to rob a mexicans money laundering
business, mouse mind mentality!!!
but please everybody with children nieces or nephews or any young un
that looks up to them..
tell them straight the fuck up, that crime doesnt pay
and what comes around goes around...
BUUUT in the NAME of everything THAT is GOOOOD...
LET THEM KNOW..
IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME... GO FUCKIN BIG....
PLAN IT WELL, SO IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT AND DO TIME
YOU WILL BE OK..
We a fuckin GOD RACE
but too many of us are programmed to think like lab mice..
that muthafucka tryin to rob a mexicans money laundering
business, mouse mind mentality!!!
Praying to the "Locked Door God."
Does God listen to the prayers of criminals in the middle of the commission of a crime?
"Please God let me rape this woman well..."
"Please God let me shoot these innocent kids in this park..."
"Please God let me take the livelihood from this family so I can stunt and floss... Please..."
FOH.
"Please God let me rape this woman well..."
"Please God let me shoot these innocent kids in this park..."
"Please God let me take the livelihood from this family so I can stunt and floss... Please..."
FOH.
You ever seen that video of Bishop Don Magic Juan talking to these kids about "always taking God with them". This asshole literally told those kids: "No matter what you do, take God with you. Even if you doing wrong, take God with you. If you go in to rob a store, say a prayer to God to let it go smoothly and that no one gets hurt.". Some of the most irresponsible shit I've ever heard.
I wish nothing but the worst for him and his kind.
Bruh, he only said that goofy shit cuz he knows as well as I do that all dat bull shit is Hocus Pocus, Smoke and Mirrors, FogHorn/LegHorn and anything else ridiculous that u can think of.You ever seen that video of Bishop Don Magic Juan talking to these kids about "always taking God with them". This asshole literally told those kids: "No matter what you do, take God with you. Even if you doing wrong, take God with you. If you go in to rob a store, say a prayer to God to let it go smoothly and that no one gets hurt.". Some of the most irresponsible shit I've ever heard.
I applaud the woman who came up with the idea to lock him in....In this situation, she was the one with the advantage. His gun didn't help him at all.
You ever hear suicide bombers praising God right before they blow shit up or massacre a bunch of people or cut someone head off?
Actually, it is said that some of them pray to Allah and ask for many virgins in their afterlife. Im not picking on anyone that follows Allah, but those are the only ones that I have heard that do that, not that they are the only ones that do that, but the only ones I've heard of.
Robber tries to shoot and pray his way out of store after staff locks him inside: Video
John Bell pleaded guilty in the April 2017 incident.
A would-be thief in Houston who was locked inside a cellphone store by an employee tried to escape by shooting the locks, and when that failed, fell to his knees to pray, according to a video recently released by police.
John Bell tried to rob Latino Cellular, but an employee at the store refused to open the register and walked out along with the customers — and then locked the door, trapping Bell inside, the video shows.
Store employee Katrina Leon kept a cool head when Bell ordered her to open the cash register and calmly told him, "No," the video shows.
“As soon as he entered and he just pointed the gun at at me, and I knew instantly I’m getting robbed again, but this time I didn’t open the cash register,” Leon told ABC News. “ I just locked him in, because when you lock the door outside, from the inside you can’t open it, so I knew he wasn’t going to be able to open it.”
The windows and door had bars on them, essentially caging Bell with no means of egress. Bell attempted to get out by pumping four shots at the door’s lock, which withstood the barrage.
After slamming himself against the door in an apparent attempt to force it open, Bell resorted to prayer in the hope of getting away, Houston police said Wednesday on their YouTube channel.
"Please! Please! Please!" Bell pleaded, hands clasped and dropping to his knees. "I'm sorry, please! Help, please!”
Bell’s prayers went unanswered, and police arrived shortly after and arrested him without incident.
He pleaded guilty last month to the April 2017 aggravated robbery and was sentenced to five years in prison, court records show.
Bell was on deferred adjudication for 12 years from a 2015 aggravated robbery charge at the time of the April robbery.
Robber tries to shoot and pray his way out of store after staff locks him inside: Video - ABC News (go.com)
John Bell pleaded guilty in the April 2017 incident.
A would-be thief in Houston who was locked inside a cellphone store by an employee tried to escape by shooting the locks, and when that failed, fell to his knees to pray, according to a video recently released by police.
John Bell tried to rob Latino Cellular, but an employee at the store refused to open the register and walked out along with the customers — and then locked the door, trapping Bell inside, the video shows.
Store employee Katrina Leon kept a cool head when Bell ordered her to open the cash register and calmly told him, "No," the video shows.
“As soon as he entered and he just pointed the gun at at me, and I knew instantly I’m getting robbed again, but this time I didn’t open the cash register,” Leon told ABC News. “ I just locked him in, because when you lock the door outside, from the inside you can’t open it, so I knew he wasn’t going to be able to open it.”
The windows and door had bars on them, essentially caging Bell with no means of egress. Bell attempted to get out by pumping four shots at the door’s lock, which withstood the barrage.
After slamming himself against the door in an apparent attempt to force it open, Bell resorted to prayer in the hope of getting away, Houston police said Wednesday on their YouTube channel.
"Please! Please! Please!" Bell pleaded, hands clasped and dropping to his knees. "I'm sorry, please! Help, please!”
Bell’s prayers went unanswered, and police arrived shortly after and arrested him without incident.
He pleaded guilty last month to the April 2017 aggravated robbery and was sentenced to five years in prison, court records show.
Bell was on deferred adjudication for 12 years from a 2015 aggravated robbery charge at the time of the April robbery.
Robber tries to shoot and pray his way out of store after staff locks him inside: Video - ABC News (go.com)
I was waiting on the ricochet, but I guess that only happens in movies too.
riiiite .....
Where ever he came from, he should have went straight from there to the police station and turned himself directly into authorities his plan was road runner acme @ best.
“Fuck, I’m stuck ...”
Sad, he went through all the stages of grief
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