Distinguished friends, welcome to Assterpiece Theater, I am your host, and today we will be discussing the versatility and beauty of the word . . . FUCK.
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Now some of you might say, this is a repost, to which I would answer . . . FUCK OFF. Or, go FUCK yourself.
Others might say, ninja why didn't you do a SEARCH . . .
. . . to which I would say, have you EVER searched the word FUCK on a porn board.
But also as reward for being such outstanding members of society . . . I will relate a funny true story from today for you all to enjoy, after our feature presentation . . .
Others might say, ninja why didn't you do a SEARCH . . .
. . . to which I would say, have you EVER searched the word FUCK on a porn board. But also as reward for being such outstanding members of society
. . . I will relate a funny true story from today for you all to enjoy, after our feature presentation . . .Proper English . . . 101 ways to use the word fuck.
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And now ladies and Gents, for my story . . .
So while wasting time on here with you Fucking heathens, creating this very thread, using my desktop of course, ( It's been exposed to your frighting debauchery ).
I swung my chair to my left in glee, and fired the cord connected to my laptop across my line of sight, and as I watched my innocent laptop crash violently to the ground I exclaimed loudly . . .
FAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK!!!!
THE IRONY.
The screen went completely black, and I becaming exceedingly frustrated . . . .
. . . still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the New Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
After speaking to her . . . .Of course I went back to my situation, and tested my theory. The MALE inner power connector was not firmly in socket . . .
*** LADIES ONLY ****
Remember ladies. Shane is always able and willing to Firmly insert into the proper holes.
Now for some of you freaky freakies. I said the PROPER HOLES.
*** OVER ***
After reconnecting, the screen came back on! Praise BLACK Jesus!
BUT . . . the hinge was still messed up. So I took a picture of the situation . . . and then the newer little 7.0 digital goes white screen of DEATH on me.
Hey, whatever. That can easily be returned to Post Nazi Germany, it's horrific country of origin. When did they start making digital cameras
but they made David HasselHoff a multi-platinum selling artist and thats what I think of their cameras too. 
See it's just that the other camera is kinda old, doesn't have all the new fandangle features, not good at picnics, kinda bulky well . . . look at what I mean, here's a pic of it . . .
Fun times.
Anyway . . . 
wut?
