Knocked Up is a film about a girl impregnated by a dumb guy.
What's worse? The REVERSE!!
There is NOTHING worse than getting a tackheaded/chickenheaded/hoodrat girl pregnant AND THEY WANT TO KEEP IT!!!
This is a girl:
You met in a club.
When the song "There's Some Ho's Up In This House" starts playing and she says "oh this is my SHIT here!"
Then when "The Thong Song" comes on she pulls her miniskirt up to reveal that she's not wearing a thong...or anything else.
You end up in a motel somewhere between where you live and where she lives because neither one of you want to reveal your addresses.
You say you don't have any condoms and she says "its alright"
you exchange numbers but you throw hers away fully expecting NOT to here from her ever again...until she calls three weeks later and says she MIGHT be pregnant.
When you bring up abortion NOW she gets all religious and moral and says she can't do that.
There is no worse a feeling than knowing that you will be forever connected to a moron.
I think people should come right out and say it BEFORE they start fucking: I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD!!
Just so everyone is on the same page...
What's worse? The REVERSE!!
There is NOTHING worse than getting a tackheaded/chickenheaded/hoodrat girl pregnant AND THEY WANT TO KEEP IT!!!
This is a girl:
You met in a club.
When the song "There's Some Ho's Up In This House" starts playing and she says "oh this is my SHIT here!"
Then when "The Thong Song" comes on she pulls her miniskirt up to reveal that she's not wearing a thong...or anything else.
You end up in a motel somewhere between where you live and where she lives because neither one of you want to reveal your addresses.
You say you don't have any condoms and she says "its alright"
you exchange numbers but you throw hers away fully expecting NOT to here from her ever again...until she calls three weeks later and says she MIGHT be pregnant.
When you bring up abortion NOW she gets all religious and moral and says she can't do that.
There is no worse a feeling than knowing that you will be forever connected to a moron.
I think people should come right out and say it BEFORE they start fucking: I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD!!
Just so everyone is on the same page...
