Raw Dog Material...when u just gotta say f**k it

[playahaitian]

*for BGOL comedy purposes only...
IF one of these women came to you and said they wanted to smash but you explained that didn't have a condom available...

and they said the following WHAT WOULD YOU DO??????????




you'll just pour holy water on the dick after

"come quick, I think I hear housekeeping!"

"i just got out the gym, want a quickie?"

"whatever"

"i told you it was worth the wait"

"Only if you OK with it?"

"get your azz ova here boy now"

"I said...STOP PLAYIN'"

"Joey you are the ONLY ONE."


sadly i have heard chicks use MANY of these lines in reality

 

[playahaitian]

"but i want you sooo bad, can't you just pull out?"

 

[playahaitian]

"i'm on the pill, sweetie."​

 

[playahaitian]

"its all good, i JUST got off my period"

 

[Race Harley]

You are correct, Sir!​

HEYOOOO!​

 

[playahaitian]

"it'll be alright if we do it IN the water."​

 

[callbacc]

Fuck it! I'm going in

 

[moblack]

To much photoshop on her fucked up stomach

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

"it'll be alright if we do it IN the water."

Holy shit

 

[alexw]

"it'll be alright if we do it IN the water."

 

[Studio718]

Y'all bugging now.
Condom breaks....yeah, keep going.

Just off GP thou? Nah!!!

 

[Dark19]

Lemme Go Ahead and Get This Child Support Ready....Cause I See Some Ladies Tonight That Should be Having My Baby

 

[Onpoint]

yea it's some chicks i'd make a mistake with in here!

 

[Olosi]

Y'all bugging now.
Condom breaks....yeah, keep going.

Just off GP thou? Nah!!!

I agree, but if it breaks it is so hard to stop. Flash backs!!!

 

[curryshotta]

I agree, but if it breaks it is so hard to stop. Flash backs!!!

ps that chick in the pool is a BAAAAAAAADDDDDDD bitch

 

[Esquire1978]

Appropriately titled thread...

 

[Cock Head Jones]

thats my speed right there.

 

[playahaitian]

To much photoshop on her fucked up stomach

i could give less then a shit...

i would RUIN this chick if given HALF the chance fam

 

[jblaque]

Lemme Go Ahead and Get This Child Support Ready....Cause I See Some Ladies Tonight That Should be Having My Baby

 

[KP404]

"it'll be alright if we do it IN the water."

new favorite thank u

 

[playahaitian]

"you know you lucky i'm letting you get up in this in the first place right, boy?"​

 

[playahaitian]

"you can just fuck my titties, if you dont trust me"​

 

[playahaitian]

"i TRUST you."​

 

[playahaitian]

"so you SERIOUSLY aint hitting this???"​

 

[playahaitian]

"HA! Boy, you got jokes."​

 

[playahaitian]

"stop being a bitch, chico."​

 

[ImaSexAHolic]

 

[playahaitian]

"you better get off that damn computer and do something boy"​

 

[playahaitian]

"QUICK papi, my tia's dropping off the kids soon, forget the rubber, just cum on azz."​

 

[playahaitian]

"what are you ...gay?"

 

[Mecks]

Lemme Go Ahead and Get This Child Support Ready....Cause I See Some Ladies Tonight That Should be Having My Baby

 

[playahaitian]

"you dont trust me? but I'm a professional."

 

[playahaitian]

"yeah, whatever. Lets go the telly."​

 

[playahaitian]

"i'd only do this for YOU, you know that right?"

 

[playahaitian]

'"you can leave it off. I wanted tonight to be special."