SAVE YOUR MANHOOD
SAVE YOUR MANHOOD
Outrageous.
The Lord does not owe HNIC $10.
HNIC owes the Lord 10%
You are racking up time in purgatory by the minute with your defiance, My child.
am i not forgiven,why do you condem me?
fail
You are not forgiven. You know nothing of cosmic justice.
On your day of judgement, you will face three great judges, one from each division of the trinity. You believe you are due forgiveness because of the son, the Paula Abdul of judges. Yet Paula does not matter. I am Simon. American Idol is but a parable, yet American ignorance cannot comprehend it.
For that you are condemned-- by Yahweh, the only judge who matters.
this has to be the dumbest shit i ever read
As you lay dormant in purgatory, you will hear the Holy Spirit call out to you "Doesn't seem so dumb now, does it, dawg?"
And you will curse the day you rebuked the wisdom of the Lord.
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Hey god. Can you bring us some more fine porn bitches please? It's a lot of tired ass hos in the game now as I'm sure you know being that you hangout on a porn board.
First, there is beauty in each of My creations.
Furthermore, in your sick, deluded culture, there is no shortage of aesthetically appealing whores for the pornography companies to prey upon.
I'm sayin tho.
I understand their's beauty in all of your creations...BUT...we lookin for more Roxy Reynolds, Angel Cummings type beauty wit the freakiness of say...Kelly Star. Thas all I'm sayin.
BTW this is great how we get a direct line to you on this here porn board while all them other suckas gotta get up early and go to church and pay tithes and shit.
This is the chosen board of the Lord. You are all free to write to my Prayer Message box at any time.
As my son sat with sinners and publicians, I dwell in a house of sin. I do not support, however, the monstrosity that is pornography.
I created those girls to use their mouthes to spread the gospel, not to prematurely pry thousands of little souls from their place of rest and send them spiraling down a filthy throatway to doom.
One who engages in such behavior is no Angel of mine.
I remember that little child who, before she adopted the name Angel Cummings, was baptized in the house of the Lord.
Now she suffers Satan's baptism:
Ask not the Lord to create more whores, don a cape and save these whores for the Lord.
I'm sorry lord. I cannot do what you ask. Your cape is too heavy a burden for me to bear.
That cape is the only escape from Hell.
You have your choice. You also have time to change. Take time to reflect on the Lord's Truth.
So basically what U sayin is...all simps go to heaven?
More than that. It is Scripture-- It's value far surpasses a week.
I suggest doing a weekly search for postings from Yahweh, printing them out and using them to supplement your Bibles at home.
Not at all. Many simps limp into Hell. There are those who, for instance, have so worshipped the vaginas I have created that they actually abandoned the Creator and converted to the false religion of a woman, simply for that passing pleasure.
The Lord does not tolerate such simping.
Well lemme ask u this then. Is it fine bitches in heaven? Do the bitches in heaven wear thongs and gstrings? Is it fuckin in heaven? Are bitches takin cumshots to the face? Or is it sit at the feet of Jesus for eternity eatin grapes and milk and honey? Also can we fuck angels up there? I hear they got that goody goody.
Child, I directed you to take time to reflect on the Lord's Truth.
Until you do so, you will never advance from your current sorry state of understanding.
You just, in conversation with the Lord, used the phrase "cumshots to the face." Had you taken the time to reflect on the Lord's Truth, you would realize that there is no such thing. The proper term is "Satan's baptismal."
Reflect and let Truth slowly soak into you.
Does sperm not contain the "essence" of creation? Is man not a creation of the lord? THen how can his sperm be "Satan's baptism"? So you created man but the devil created sperm? Help me to understand mufucka. Don't just talk shit like you some nigga tryin to play god on a porn board.
With more reflection, you could have answered your own question.
"Does sperm not contain the 'essence' of creation?" Sperm exists solely as a function of the process of creation.
And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.Genesis 38:8-10
All misuse of sperm-- such as sodomy, masturbation, so-called "safe sex," and the "pull out method"-- is the Devil's work and an executable offense. Satan's baptismal-- the "facial cumshot" as you call it, as displayed in post #50-- is the most flagrant display of this abhorrent behavior.
Soooooooooooo, it ain't no fuckin in heaven?
SAVE YOUR MANHOOD
I have seen souls sold to Satan for many things, but never rapidshare points.
So basically what U sayin is...all simps go to heaven?
*flatlined*
*flatlined*
Why do some of y'all think that MEGAUPLOAD is better then RAPIDSHARE ?
Yo... I can't believe all the shit this nigga just said!
So I guess this is a cute version of "Satan's Batismal"
This is the chosen board of the Lord. You are all free to write to my Prayer Message box at any time.
As my son sat with sinners and publicians, I dwell in a house of sin. I do not support, however, the monstrosity that is pornography.
I created those girls to use their mouthes to spread the gospel, not to prematurely pry thousands of little souls from their place of rest and send them spiraling down a filthy throatway to doom.
One who engages in such behavior is no Angel of mine.
I remember that little child who, before she adopted the name Angel Cummings, was baptized in the house of the Lord.
Now she suffers Satan's baptism:
Ask not the Lord to create more whores, don a cape and save these whores for the Lord.
Shit I'd rather go to hell then...
Shit I'd rather go to hell then...
Yo... I can't believe all the shit this nigga just said!
So I guess this is a cute version of "Satan's Batismal"
I'm just sayin tho...you need to work on heaven's brochure pamphlet or sompem cuz the shit ain't hittin the way you marketing it. Shit, Prophet Mohammud ova there talkin bout givin a nigga 72 virgins. You talkin bout savin hoes down here and no fuckin in the afterlife. Yall ain't got a V.I.P. room or nuttin up in that mufucka?Noted.
I will check with you to see your satisfaction with the wisdom of your decision at the appropriate time.
I'm just sayin tho...you need to work on heaven's brochure pamphlet or sompem cuz the shit ain't hittin the way you marketing it. Shit, Prophet Mohammud ova there talkin bout givin a nigga 72 virgins. You talkin bout savin hoes down here and no fuckin in the afterlife. Yall ain't got a V.I.P. room or nuttin up in that mufucka?
I'm just sayin tho...you need to work on heaven's brochure pamphlet or sompem cuz the shit ain't hittin the way you marketing it. Shit, Prophet Mohammud ova there talkin bout givin a nigga 72 virgins. You talkin bout savin hoes down here and no fuckin in the afterlife. Yall ain't got a V.I.P. room or nuttin up in that mufucka?
Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhh but the game you runnin is all fucked up from my perspective.The "Prophet" Muhammad's talk and five dollars will get you a sandwich at Subway, child.
The Lord is not the one who must change.
I'm just sayin thoYou going straight to hell....straight!!!!
Why do some of y'all think that MEGAUPLOAD is better then RAPIDSHARE ?
Yahweh has limited access???Outrageous.
The Lord does not owe HNIC $10.
HNIC owes the Lord 10%
You are racking up time in purgatory by the minute with your defiance, My child.
Outrageous.
The Lord does not owe HNIC $10.
HNIC owes the Lord 10%
You are racking up time in purgatory by the minute with your defiance, My child.
Yahweh has limited access???
"I am Simon."
You faggots are all the same person. Your faggot logic says it's ok to bump your weirdness. It's not ok faggot.
I am not a person.
Your name is blasphemous and you are strongly advised to check yourself.
You still got them points?Rapidshare points are used toward a free month. Free months keep you from paying $13 every month out of pocket. Contribute and you get 1 point per download. If every time somebody downloads one of your links you get a point, it adds up and once you get 10,000 points you can get a free month. I currently have 160,000 points, which is 16 free months. They don't generate actual income, but it saves me $160 a year.
You got jokes, huhYou still got them points?