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you're too kind, m'lady

They are in the Fuck Stories section of the board, Melon.
Random Thought: I hope there's no foolishness when I go home for dinner on Sunday.
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I did about year ago. I turned out to be a really bad ear infection. I think it was the result of my sinuses.
It was like over the time period of week I couldn't hear anything. I was talking all loud and shit too. . . it wasn't funny then. .. but it is now.
I was trying everything. . . sweet oil. . . cleaning my ears. . everything.
The doctor ended up giving me some antibiotic eardrops and it improved right away. I had to use them for like a week.
Something going on with your ears?
You may need to go have you ears professionally cleaned by an ear nose and throat doc.
thinks to self "when is ms. pecan going to make her youtube debut"
you're too kind, m'lady
They are in the Fuck Stories section of the board, Melon.
Random Thought: I hope there's no foolishness when I go home for dinner on Sunday.
Thanks. I got this cold since last week and I guess it's getting better but it feel like it's cotton in my ear pulling my face down. I got some other stuff going on so I'm worried. I cleaned it with some peroxide and I can hear a little better but it's still slightly muffled...
Watching sports in HD (e.g. since I plugged in the HDMI cable) is CRAZY. Ever since Monday night's NCAA Title Game (won by my Tar Heels) I've had my new HDMI cable hooked up and shit has been on and poppin'. I just got in and turned my TV on and it is on ESPN. Right now they're showing The Masters. I don't give a damn about golf, but seeing this shit as clear as it is is bananas. I can see individual blades of grass and shit...
...I can't wait to watch something on The Discovery Channel now...
...HDMI is the shit!!!
man temptation finally caught up with me...
Last night, me and my cousin got really drunk at Dave and Busters. We left around 1230. My drunk ass dropped him off *he was going to fuck with his B/M*, then I went to the waffle house to eat something so I won't have a bad hangover. Why I was over at the waffle house, my home girl *really a friend friend....not a fwb* called me. I told her that I drunk too much, and I'm trying to sober up with some waffles, so I can make it home. She put the guilty trip on me about not calling her since I got a GF. So I buckled down and asked her, "do you want me to come over tonight, or something?". Of course, she says yes. When I got over there, we stayed up talking about bullshit *mavericks, Texas hip hop, politics, ect*. Then, she went to the bathroom *I'm thinking she is about to take a shower, but she just change clothes*. She stepped out the bathroom with nothing, but a black t-shirt on. Take note, I've been drunk with her, and she never done this shit before. So, push comes to shove, we ended up practicing for booty talk 99. Afterward, her man calls her *he works nights, and it was 4 am when I was done* talking about he is on his way over there. So, of course, I dipped faster than a Barry Sanders juke.
So right now, I can't believe one of my best female friends seduced the shit out of me while I was drunk. Before everyone judge me, I admit I shouldn't have went over there. I put myself in that position. I have to quit getting drunk during the weekdays!!!!
and your youtube debut???????????
Watching sports in HD (e.g. since I plugged in the HDMI cable) is CRAZY. Ever since Monday night's NCAA Title Game (won by my Tar Heels) I've had my new HDMI cable hooked up and shit has been on and poppin'. I just got in and turned my TV on and it is on ESPN. Right now they're showing The Masters. I don't give a damn about golf, but seeing this shit as clear as it is is bananas. I can see individual blades of grass and shit...
...I can't wait to watch something on The Discovery Channel now...
...HDMI is the shit!!!
not doubting your story or anything but i cant believe any chick gave you some pussy after listening to your political views.![]()
not doubting your story or anything but i cant believe any chick gave you some pussy after listening to your political views.![]()
not doubting your story or anything but i cant believe any chick gave you some pussy after listening to your political views.![]()
man temptation finally caught up with me...So, push comes to shove, we ended up practicing for booty talk 99.
hmmm
so what u gonna do when ur girl finds out that not only did u sleep around, u sleep w/ your friend?
honestly I dont even know. The only thing I know is that the shit I did was wrong. However, I don't regret it only because hell I'm still young. If she finds out, then I'll take one for the team. It might seem crazy to say this, but I do love the girl *my gf*.
On the real, I'm kinda shocked that my home girl of all people would take advantage like that. I really don't know the future is with that.
not doubting your story or anything but i cant believe any chick gave you some pussy after listening to your political views.![]()
More importantly, are these conservative republican values?
Um... He's in TX you know half the people down there are republicans!!! they all backwards!!![]()
so conservatives don't fuck?
Lol tell that to Sarah Palin, and Rudy....
Honestly, ya'll really need to quit looking at everyone like they are a fucking alien because they are honest about what they believe in. Most conservatives aren't these ultra right wing fucks that tries to make everyone believe their ways. Most conservatives just wanna be left alone when it comes to making money *meaning lower taxes*, and protecting themselves. Most conservatives in Texas HAVE MONEY. Meaning, most conservative women do not put sex on a peddle stool like many liberal women tend to do. If you don't believe me, go to a nascar race. Go to a lakeside club. Hell, go to any Texas university. We fuck just as much as Ya'll FUCK. Probably even more if you think about it.
Who tends to be more conservative politically? WHITE WOMEN...... Who tends to be more liberal politically? MINORITIES..... Who is more social liberal? WHITE WOMEN *meaning they are open to have sex...Don't believe me, look at the white women to minority ratio in the porn industry* Who tends to be more conservative socially? BLACK WOMEN... *I have so many examples, yet, I have to go to work....so I would be back with em.* So, who would you think fuck MORE?
Oh word? That's the word son?
I'm bored and downloading everything I can get my hands on....
why are these nasty ass things so popular
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If you don't open the pack until Halloween you can chuck them at small children. They get hard like a damn brick.
Nah girl. You messed up.
If you don't open the pack until Halloween you can chuck them at small children. They get hard like a damn brick.
I'm at the nail shop and there's a lady in here lookin and actin like Keisha Cole's mama.
Everybody lookin like. . . . Is that Frankie?
I'm at the nail shop and there's a lady in here lookin and actin like Keisha Cole's mama.
Everybody lookin like. . . . Is that Frankie?![]()
More importantly, are these conservative republican values?
Man this is a lot of gibberish. A lot of it is wrong too.
I'll also say that you missed Sean's point ENTIRELY. You get no points.