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melonpecan said:
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Please tell me you making this up.
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sorry i cant say that i am. She said the reason why he had such good basketball skills is because he was a miracle baby. She went on to say how he was conceived through spontaneous generation because she didnt have intercourse before she found out she was preggo with him.
 
JofromthaNO said:
I don't know about this one. I used to see him all the time in undergrad, cause, for some reason he would hang out around our college campus :rolleyes:

He is pleasant on the eyes, but I do remember getting into a small altercation with him actually senior year in college at Jillian's during our senior week festivities. I just questioned the brother as to why was he there and who was he fucking? :lol::lol:

Guess that didn't go over to well, cause I was drunk and, well, my friends came to the rescue...his mom is a hot mess too! Definitely a hot ghetto mess that, with his money, still remains the same...hey, you can put lipstick on a pig...but it's still a...

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doggish_098 said:
sorry i cant say that i am. She said the reason why he had such good basketball skills is because he was a miracle baby. She went on to say how he was conceived through spontaneous generation because she didnt have intercourse before she found out she was preggo with him.
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I'm sorry but that sound like one dumb bitch. Nice way to get the kid to stop asking questions about the daddy. :yes:
 
They do....Black men marry black women just as much as any other race of people.
juicyfruit said:
Why won't black men marry their women?? :smh:
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Because we go through so much and no matter how we try to hide and/or handle it, when we are comfortable w/ someone we start to care about them it all comes out. Doesnt make a bad women, but she has to know when to let her baggage go or she will loose a good man....Men ya'll have baggage too though.
SWATLANTA said:
Why do black women carry so much negative baggage in to new relationships ?
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PrincessC said:
Why do women play house with men who will never marry them?
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because no one wants to actually work on making their own house. So they agree to play around until society pressures them to actually do the right thing. Comfort level, less stress in one area, more stress in the public arena, more economical, ect. Better sex because the woman is still trying to "tame" the man. Better attention from the man because the man feels free, but in reality he is caught up just like a husband. Better argument/make up time because marriage is the main source of the argument. Commitment issues with both parties. She is scared to marry him because she knows he is an asshole. He is scared to marry her because he knows that deep down she wasn't suppose to even be in this position in the first place. Basically, she was suppose to be a jump off, but he fell on hard times because he was irresponsible finacially, or he was very responsible financially yet he do not want to split his money. Both cases, he feels that she will fuck his money off one way or another. However, he is too scared to tell her to kick rocks *ie the head, sex, pussy, ass, ect is better than most he has been fucking with*.

This should explain much of it....
 
my boo got me an hitachi magic wand...between the wand and his stroke game i was put to bed for the first time last night after we made a huge mess:dance:

i think ima go to which witch for lunch:D

so the friend i made a thread about awhile ago....i feel like im at a crossroads...we decided to go ahead and become physical...im not catching feelings...but sometimes i think he does...or something else...we been friends for 10 years but there are still some things he still wont open up to me about:(

im totally addicted to the sorority life app...fuck mobsters...sorority life is more fun:yes:

im getting sick of hearing about chris brown and rhianna:hmm:

my dog has issues....if im play fighting with someone he will bark and act hysterically to get us to stop...but if im fucking he just sits and watches...even when i get my ass smacked...i wonder if he understands the difference:confused:

i think i need some advice...right now im dating/entertaining more than one person...yet i have no desire to make it offical with any of them...its not that i dont like any of them...i just dont see the point of settling down with just one...ive been told i have the mentality of a guy when it comes to dating...i need to figure this out and fix it:smh:

i love lions tigers and bears by jazmine sulivan!!...i feel exactly everything she is talking about in that song...as if i wrote the bitch...lol...maybe thats one of the causes of my above dilemma:(
 
DeSiRe said:
i think i need some advice...right now im dating/entertaining more than one person...yet i have no desire to make it offical with any of them...its not that i dont like any of them...i just dont see the point of settling down with just one...ive been told i have the mentality of a guy when it comes to dating...i need to figure this out and fix it:smh:
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you wouldn't happen to be the lady that the dude took to the bed and breakfast spent crazy cash and she got drunk and beat him up would you? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
DeSiRe said:
my boo...between the wand and his stroke game i was put to bed for the first time last night after we made a huge mess:dance:

so the friend i made a thread about awhile ago....i feel like im at a crossroads...we decided to go ahead and become physical
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:confused::confused::confused:

DeSiRe said:
i think i need some advice...right now im dating/entertaining more than one person
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Ok Now it all makes sense :lol:


DeSiRe said:
my dog has issues....if im play fighting with someone he will bark and act hysterically to get us to stop...but if im fucking he just sits and watches...
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dis shit had me laughing so hard i damn near choked on my morning cup of Coffee. My Pit Bull does the same shit.
 
DeSiRe said:
my boo got me an hitachi magic wand...between the wand and his stroke game i was put to bed for the first time last night after we made a huge mess:dance:

i think ima go to which witch for lunch:D

so the friend i made a thread about awhile ago....i feel like im at a crossroads...we decided to go ahead and become physical...im not catching feelings...but sometimes i think he does...or something else...we been friends for 10 years but there are still some things he still wont open up to me about:(

im totally addicted to the sorority life app...fuck mobsters...sorority life is more fun:yes:

im getting sick of hearing about chris brown and rhianna:hmm:

my dog has issues....if im play fighting with someone he will bark and act hysterically to get us to stop...but if im fucking he just sits and watches...even when i get my ass smacked...i wonder if he understands the difference:confused:

i think i need some advice...right now im dating/entertaining more than one person...yet i have no desire to make it offical with any of them...its not that i dont like any of them...i just dont see the point of settling down with just one...ive been told i have the mentality of a guy when it comes to dating...i need to figure this out and fix it:smh:

i love lions tigers and bears by jazmine sulivan!!...i feel exactly everything she is talking about in that song...as if i wrote the bitch...lol...maybe thats one of the causes of my above dilemma:(
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Sorority Life is the shit. You need to add me, I need more sisters so I can move up.:yes:
 
smoove2k6 said:
:confused::confused::confused:



Ok Now it all makes sense :lol:
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i dont have a man...i have boo(s)...which made valentines day kinda aqward..lol


smoove2k6 said:
dis shit had me laughing so hard i damn near choked on my morning cup of Coffee. My Pit Bull does the same shit.
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awww your dog is like that?! my dog is a perv!!...he will pull my panties out and start licking them in front of company

i swear hes got something for one of my boos...hes gets jealous when we touch...and he will jump on him and lick him and look at me like..."hes mine bitch"
 
SEXY_SCORPIO said:
Sorority Life is the shit. You need to add me, I need more sisters so I can move up.:yes:
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check out these stats

Events Organized 229
Burn List Gratitudes 0

Fight Stats
Fights Won 1653
Fights Lost 124
Depressions 5
Girls Destroyed 88

level 35...202 people in my house...it costs a half mill to burn me...and if a bitch does i got 4 other charaters i can change under to annihilate her ass:lol:
 
DeSiRe said:
i dont have a man...i have boo(s)...which made valentines day kinda aqward..lol
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Do you!
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DeSiRe said:
awww your dog is like that?! my dog is a perv!!...he will pull my panties out and start licking them in front of company

i swear hes got something for one of my boos...hes gets jealous when we touch...and he will jump on him and lick him and look at me like..."hes mine bitch"
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My Pit is a female, If she likes you, she wants to play, if she dont like you, she will stare you down then growl at you, if she sees me upset, she barks like she going to attach whoever im upset with, but if im fucking, she lays down and just watches or tries to get on the side of the bed for a better view. :lol:
 
smoove2k6 said:
Do you!
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My Pit is a female, If she likes you, she wants to play, if she dont like you, she will stare you down then growl at you, if she sees me upset, she barks like she going to attach whoever im upset with, but if im fucking, she lays down and just watches or tries to get on the side of the bed for a better view. :lol:
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its like they smell sex...or know when its about to go down...so they chill out?

has she ever jumped on the bed during the act?lol
 
DeSiRe said:
its like they smell sex...or know when its about to go down...so they chill out?

has she ever jumped on the bed during the act?lol
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The first couple of times she tried, and got slid off the first time, thrown off the second, and kicked off the third, she has come to the realization that if daddy is getting it on, then stay off the bed. Now she just stands up and puts her paws on the side to watch
 
smoove2k6 said:
The first couple of times she tried, and got slid off the first time, thrown off the second, and kicked off the third, she has come to the realization that if daddy is getting it on, then stay off the bed. Now she just stands up and puts her paws on the side to watch
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This shit creeps me out.. I have fears of my newly acquired cat doing shit like this... I'm scared I'ma be getting it in one day and her big eyes will be looking at me... that is not something I'm gonna be down with.. After I was all excited about living alone and being able to do with wherever in my apt (even though it hasn't happened yet :( ).. now I gotta worry about kitty...
 
Cleopatra_J said:
This shit creeps me out.. I have fears of my newly acquired cat doing shit like this... I'm scared I'ma be getting it in one day and her big eyes will be looking at me... that is not something I'm gonna be down with.. After I was all excited about living alone and being able to do with wherever in my apt (even though it hasn't happened yet :( ).. now I gotta worry about kitty...
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Get off my mamma punk...

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Or

Your not worthy...

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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