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If it makes you feel better it's cold as hell here. It had been 70s all week. . . and today I had to pull out my winter coat again. .:smh:


:eek:

It was like 49! That ain't nothing, two words: LAKE EFFECT!!

Remember that ish! I mean it was a little windy . . . but your from the windy city!!!


:eek:

IMPOSTER!! IMPOSTER!!

*** BREAKING ***

SouthFLcutie's Chicago pass revoked!

" We better not see her in the heights! "
 
WTF. Stop cheating. :hmm:


I'm pissed she placed me as a "greeter" when everyone else gets to play with the kids. WTF. I don't want to stand outside all day.

:).


Man why the fuck does my dog jump on me like a damn trampoline.I really need to cut his nails:angry: *looks at welt on arm*:(
 
Yo, there is nothing like a good beer and good conversation with a woman...:cool::yes::yes::cool:...Yeah, this is the good stuff...
 
I want my hair to look like this once I'm done growing it out (and/or if I decide to wear a weave :lol: )


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She's beautiful (and her hair is FIERCE!)
 
:eek:

It was like 49! That ain't nothing, two words: LAKE EFFECT!!

Remember that ish! I mean it was a little windy . . . but your from the windy city!!!


:eek:

IMPOSTER!! IMPOSTER!!

*** BREAKING ***

SouthFLcutie's Chicago pass revoked!

" We better not see her in the heights! "

:lol::lol::lol::lol: ok yes. .. it was in the 40s. But I was cold :( I think I'm getting a cold so it could be that too. And it was the morning.

LOL w/e Shane :angry:
 
Jo, I've been trying to get my hair to look like that for years. Good luck.


*thinks about how lucky her child is cause her hair does that in almost that exact color

:angry:
 
Jo, I've been trying to get my hair to look like that for years. Good luck.


*thinks about how lucky her child is cause her hair does that in almost that exact color

:angry:

That's why I added the line in there about a weave...please believe when I say it's not above me to put a weave in my hair to make it look like that if my natural hair does not come out that way...

I'm just ready for a big change, you know...My hair has ALWAYS been shoulder or past shoulder length, and "pretty," but it makes me look too marginal or average. I gotta step it up now! :dance:
 
^^

marginal? average?


Wouldn't have pegged you or any other women here for that. but if that's what it takes go for it. I know there are some products that can do it but I've never done them personally :(. I plan on searching for a hair dresser that can do natural hairstyles myself...
 
Sean them Reese's look bout good as hell.



But they'd probably give me heartburn again...gonna be hitting the pineapples hard today...:(




RuPaul's Drag Race is almost over...I'mma need a new show now.

I just got a great idea for a sig...and it's not what you think ;) I might do it tonight

I have a three foot Tweety Bird that must die.

I am convinced Blue's Clues is crack for any child under the age of six.

Damn I miss traditional college

Damn I hate spiral staircases

Damn I still get vertigo on tall stairs

As much as I hate Zaxby's with their overpriced shit the boneless wings I had last night were pretty good...wait, that's probably why I got heartburn :angry:

I need some chocolate
 
There is a sex offender in my neighborhood
One block over, two blocks down.

:eek:

That was my topic in one of my classes this unit. Sex offenders and chemical castration. Seems no one knows what MPA does to the body...:smh:


Ju, what's in a Shirley temple?
 
He's listed for Crimes against Nature, something nobody around here can attach a clear definition to.

Crime against nature is a legal term used in published cases in the United States since 1814[1] and normally defined as a form of sexual behavior that is not considered natural and is seen as a punishable offense in several US states. In the broadest sense, a crime against nature could even include masturbation and unusual sexual positions, but these are not seen as such. Sexual practices that are often considered to be crimes against nature are anal sex, bestiality, homosexual acts, fellatio, cunnilingus and necrophilia. The term is sometimes also seen as a synonym for sodomy or buggery.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_against_nature

it has links to state codes too
 
Crime against nature is a legal term used in published cases in the United States since 1814[1] and normally defined as a form of sexual behavior that is not considered natural and is seen as a punishable offense in several US states. In the broadest sense, a crime against nature could even include masturbation and unusual sexual positions, but these are not seen as such. Sexual practices that are often considered to be crimes against nature are anal sex, bestiality, homosexual acts, fellatio, cunnilingus and necrophilia. The term is sometimes also seen as a synonym for sodomy or buggery.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_against_nature

it has links to state codes too


Shit!? So judging for what is listed for Louisiana

Dude could've been tricking or could be a homosexual... neither of which is reason to be registered as a sex offender.
As an example, Louisiana Revised Statutes (R.S.) 14:89 provides:A. Crime against nature is: (1) The unnatural carnal copulation by a human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex or with an animal, except that anal sexual intercourse between two human beings shall not be deemed as a crime against nature when done under any of the circumstances described in R.S. 14:41, 14:42, 14:42.1 or 14:43. Emission is not necessary; and, when committed by a human being with another, the use of the genital organ of one of the offenders of whatever sex is sufficient to constitute the crime. (2) The solicitation by a human being of another with the intent to engage in any unnatural carnal copulation for compensation. B. Whoever violates the provisions of this Section shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than five years, or both.
 
I just finished watching that movie "Baby Mama" and it is :roflmao: hi-larious ... I love me some Tina Fey boy:lol:She's my new girl crush:yes:

I have a thing for Tina too. There's something kinda sexy about her. I don't know what it is, but fuck it, I just let it ride. Tina could get it...:yes::yes:...



*Imagines having "mangos" with Tina. He imagines being the Lone Star in 29 freaky rounds with Tina and while in Toronto. His imagination is pretty vivid so the things he's seeing are as clear as day. He is determined to make them happen...*
 
i saw this and i HAD to share :eek::eek:

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there are more videos...apparently its a very serious competition...get that shit mama!

if you can't see it (it's not suitable for minors) here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_gYavg_ek
 
i saw this and i HAD to share :eek::eek:

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there are more videos...apparently its a very serious competition...get that shit mama!

if you can't see it (it's not suitable for minors) here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_gYavg_ek

:eek::eek::yes::yes::yes::eek::eek:



*Wonders if any of the SOL women can do shit like that...*


:lol::lol::lol::dunno::lol::lol::lol:
 
:eek::eek::yes::yes::yes::eek::eek:



*Wonders if any of the SOL women can do shit like that...*


:lol::lol::lol::dunno::lol::lol::lol:

There are plenty of places popping up all over to teach the basic and even intermediate pole dancing...My SO and I talked about it, and I think he'd rather me take more classier lessons :lol: like belly dancing or something...
 
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