Doggystyle does make your butt bigger!!
if you getting stroked right then yes.
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if you getting stroked right then yes.
Damn, I ain't had a Varsity apple pie in a damn long time...
Do Frank Ski's voice match his face?
The pic of Steve Harvey's fam floating on the main board scares me cause they all look alike...
I'm procrastinating again...
I need to find something to do community oriented...
Why did my daughter get a pink pig for her baby shower? It just dawned on me it's hella weird to give a baby a pig
...and who gave it to her? 
Do Frank Ski's voice match his face?
The pic of Steve Harvey's fam floating on the main board scares me cause they all look alike...
I'm procrastinating again...
I need to find something to do community oriented...
Why did my daughter get a pink pig for her baby shower? It just dawned on me it's hella weird to give a baby a pig
...and who gave it to her? 
Damn, I ain't had a Varsity apple pie in a damn long time...
Do Frank Ski's voice match his face?
The pic of Steve Harvey's fam floating on the main board scares me cause they all look alike...
I'm procrastinating again...
I need to find something to do community oriented...
Why did my daughter get a pink pig for her baby shower? It just dawned on me it's hella weird to give a baby a pig
You got a daughter old enough to have a baby shower???
Somehow now I am more intrigued by you melon. Or should i say Ms. Melon!
Random thought. . .. this has to be the funniest episode of Arthur ever. . .
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My kids love this episode
You got a daughter old enough to have a baby shower???
Somehow now I am more intrigued by you melon. Or should i say Ms. Melon!
She one going on forty...smart little girl...(fights the urge to show her off) Thanks!
Wait-
Who knows about this RuPaul reality show that looks like ANTM?
fuck arthur... when i was younger..
my softball team used to call me Francine...
damn you Chi... now I'm traumatized...
AAWWWWW I miss the good ol' days..
Awwwwwwwww Francine....
fuck arthur... when i was younger..
my softball team used to call me Francine...
damn you Chi... now I'm traumatized...
AAWWWWW I miss the good ol' days..
Jennie-O makes the worst tasting turkey products on the planet earth...
Jennie-O makes the worst tasting turkey products on the planet earth...
Turkey...
And didn't ya'll know Word Girl be where it's at?
Turkey...
And didn't ya'll know Word Girl be where it's at?
I like Jennie-o turkey bacon... idk what's wrong with Doggish...
WTH is Word Girl??
I need to get laid..
I'm happy I have my new kitty...
never had their turkey bacon i may have to try it to see if it can hang with the Amish turkey bacon.
yes what the hell is word girl?
Last thought the lady that had all those kids dont look half bad for a white lady with 13 kids.
Ok backwards...and out of order.
Glad you happy with the kitty...I love kittys...
Turkey is nasty I don't care how you cook it, who made it, what it look like- ugh
And Word Girl... (opens curtains)
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/SIiRgwKP1GI&hl=en&fs=1[/FLASH]
Lady Redundant Woman Part 1
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/QhZDe8a2628&hl=en&fs=1[/FLASH]
Lady Redundant Woman Part 2
And the sidekick Capt. Huggy Face doing his thing...
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/absyuebUnjQ&hl=en&fs=1[/FLASH]
Jennie-O makes the worst tasting turkey products on the planet earth...
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QNB4wMH3PU[/FLASH]
The lean white meat turkey burgers are good enough to slap Shaq and call his mama a ho...at least that's how I feel about 'em.
i ran out of girl scout cookies
i ran out of girl scout cookies
girl scout cookies are badd!!!
2 lemonade cookies are 4 weight watchers points... 4 I TELL YOU!!! BLASPHEMY!!!
Damn you girl scout cookies for being so damn good... and so bad!!!!
girl scout cookies are badd!!!
2 lemonade cookies are 4 weight watchers points... 4 I TELL YOU!!! BLASPHEMY!!!
Damn you girl scout cookies for being so damn good... and so bad!!!!
i will gladly trade you an unlimited supply of lemonades for 5 boxes of caramel delights...
That almost sounded like the hamburger dude from Popeye...
Lamb meat is the shit...
Today has been a good day.
The day my little man came into the world.
A day where nothing else matters but him.
I love you boy!
Your everything that's good in me.
Happy 6th Birthday, Pop Dookie.
The day my little man came into the world.
A day where nothing else matters but him.
I love you boy!
Your everything that's good in me.
Happy 6th Birthday, Pop Dookie.
Today has been a good day.
The day my little man came into the world.
A day where nothing else matters but him.
I love you boy!
Your everything that's good in me.
Happy 6th Birthday, Pop Dookie.
Word. Happy B-Day To "Iron Fist Jr.", hope the young fella had a good one, and that he's blessed with many more...
That was the point
Im going to start talking about e-loves,e-boos,e-crushes, and everytime I fuck so get ready people.
The ignore button needs to extend to all people not just regular posters
The ignore button needs to extend to all people not just regular posters
I think its time I had a female...
Wow I need to read more carefully from now on...
Happy Belated B-Day to your son. Ah, children...
Am I the only person this side of thirty who still loves The Price is Right?
why do muthafuckas come to your house to fix/remodel something ask to use your bathroom then take a shit i should have sent that fucker in the woods with the deer squirrel and raccoons
i should have sent that fucker in the woods with the deer squirrel and raccoons
Just bought me a Crackberry.
I am happy with my life right now,it feels good to have no worries
I am happy with my life right now,it feels good to have no worries
my thought for today 
I can not wait to unhook her bra and stand behind her while I fondle and caress her 42DD breasts! I love her fleshy titmeat and those erect nipples!
Just bought me a Crackberry.
I am happy with my life right now,it feels good to have no worries
welcome to crackberry nation.. which model do you have? Storm, Bold or Curve??
i wonder if the current recession will bring americans to the work ethic/hustle of the mexicans
why do muthafuckas come to your house to fix/remodel something ask to use your bathroom then take a shit
nasty
Just bought me a Crackberry.
I am happy with my life right now,it feels good to have no worries
oh goodness
you too?
elaborate please. (needs that lenny gif of listening intently)
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Can Dre & Cube ever come this hard again??
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Can Dre & Cube ever come this hard again??
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"the rat got DRY ROASTED"....lol
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