Random Thoughts 2012.......

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104 years old... the good lord blessed you with a lot of years on this earth. i can only hope for half of those if i am lucky
 
LMAO IK and I were thinking it was strange how you just popped back in

Figured followup ;) had kidnapped you and had you on lock down....:lol:


LadyScorpio...ain't nothing changed...:lol:





side note:
Melon, God never gives us more than we can handle...never !! I am praying for you and your families health and strength...
 
LMAO IK and I were thinking it was strange how you just popped back in

Figured followup ;) had kidnapped you and had you on lock down....:lol:

LMAO, I was lurking for about two years because I didn't want to pay the 10 bucks lol...then I forgot my cousins password and said fuck it !
 
i cant stand a muthafucka thats always late... then your ass going to come in breathing all hard like you was running trying to make it on time.


damn that kid ran his whole life story to me. from his brother and his situation to his time in juvi felt kind of bad when he was talking about how the weather is going to make it a bad summer trouble wise because my neighborhood is relatively safe. some of these young kids have so much on their plates success is a distant memory
 
One more Got Damn week and I'll be headed home. Yes home, its where the heart and all my damn money is.
 
A woman tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!"

The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to the lady and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!

By now a huge crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?

In a huff, the woman says, "Because, I Like To Have My Nipples Pinched When I'm Getting Screwed!"

The crowd broke into applause and the lady money was quickly refunded!
 
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo ...
 
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.'

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'

The man perks up at this.

'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.

'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

'She has,' says the man.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.

'We're getting a new kitchen.'
 
after observing someone drop 12k on drinks in one night like it was nothing got me thinking
 
where is the logic here somebody help me out with this one

i get a package today from fedex dude leaves it at the front door which is fine nobody is going to bother it buttttttttttt dude then leaves a sticky note on the door saying he left it at the front door. :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:
 
This Google+ thing is quite interesting.

Good morning good people of SOL.
 
Sometimes my mind races, my world seems closed as confined spaces
I wish time could rewind to see the faces
of those who passed and now a faded memory
Although its easy to forget, its hard to remember
It seems as though many are only gone til November
It constantly passes as fast as the Boeing 737
Racing through the skies, 35,000 feet which is roughly 7 miles high
Give or take if you decide to round up.
Therefore you should always walk upward
Tilt your head from the ground up
Moving forward, keeping progress
Speak with a wise tongue, think with a open mind
Shut the fuck up sometimes
You dont have to be Einstien
Just one of a kind that shine when light is absent
Be the voice of reason, let others engage in treason
You just wait to fulfill your prophecy in the blooming season
Therefore take these words
And eat them, digest the common knowledge that we all should possess
And always remember its harder to press forward if you live on your knees
And its harder to see the direction you need to take if your always on your back.
 
Hey lady if they offer you this job your white ass should politely say thanks but no thanks... They are going to eat your ass alive.
 
Damn I need to go back to the little kids, these two chicks were talking about swallowing today. Before you asked I tuned them out before the end of the convo to avoid saying something inappropriate
 
On the way to Arizona!!!!!!!!!!!! Well not yet, but I will be flying out at 5am in the morning for a much needed trip!:dance::yes:
 
^^^

congratulations



on another unrelated note...i am not ready for this. why should i when you didnt want to.

hypocrite.
 

i work with older teenagers now some of them have records some of them are teenage mothers and some just hated school so basically they are older than the average high school student and are on a fast track to a high school diploma. So today these two young ladies were talking and i was kind of listening then the convo went to swallowing...
 
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