R.I.P to BGOL member & legend stretchwallz. COVID took him from us

Numb wow:oops:

His stretched out reviews of game of thrones was must read stellar material.




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Season 7 has been explosive and the latest episode "Eastwatch" feels like the eye of the hurricane. Just a calm moment to prepare for the real destruction that's coming from the frozen Nazis near the wall. All that said here are my stretched out observations from episode 5 season 7 of Game of Thrones
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  • Bronn establishes the Kings Landing coast guard
  • Jamie crushed by the defeat with one dragon, and she has 2 more
  • Danaerys gives her hearts-and-minds Trump campaign speech
  • Bend the knee or DIE... many refuse
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  • I expected Drogon to speak in Sean Connery's voice when seated on the hill
  • Danaerys is a presidential candidate trying to win Michigan after nuking Detroit
  • Tarly's are anti immigration and refuse to back down
  • General Tarly gave Dickon a look that should have killed him before Drogon did.
  • I'm now shouting DRACARYS before nut.
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  • Tarly's burned alive; Lannister soldiers drop down faster than Amber Rose at Source awards
  • Yo, turn him over wit a spatula Now we got, Kentucky Fried Cracker rhymes Drogon
  • Danaerys rides Drogon home ...who seems unaffected by his shoulder battle injury
  • Jon meets Drogon face to face ...dragon sniffs reveals all
  • Danaerys acting like a single mother of three (dragons) looking for good man
  • Ser Friendzone Mormont returns singing Peaches and Herb
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  • Jorah sees King Cockblock Jon Snow ...and says damn i can't ever win Danaerys
  • Bran using Heckle and Jeckle to spy on White Walkers like Cointelpro
  • Night King looks at Ravens like he's Tom Brady on 3rd down
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  • Bran sends group raven texts to all of the 7 kingdoms
  • Varys signs for King Jon's FedEx package, opens it and repackages it
  • Tyrion suggests catching a zombie to convince Cersei (as if she'll care after her 3rd cup of wine)
  • "With respect your grace, I don't need your permission. I am a king." Danaerys is no longer "The Unburnt"
  • Jamie “This isn’t a war we can win,”
  • Jamie tells Cersei about the Dothraki "... you don't understand. Dem niggas can fight!"
  • “So we fight and die or submit and die. I know my choice.” –Cersei
  • Olenna killed Jofferey and you didn't let me punish her ?
  • Bronn brings Jaime down into the Skull Room to have a secret meeting with Tyrion
  • "He hated me because of what I am" - Tyrion
  • Upstairs, Gargamel (Qyburn) tells Cersei about Jamie meeting Tyrion
  • She embraces Jaime and warns, “Never betray me again”
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  • Seven hells Cersei is pregnant? the last thing Jaime needed
  • Jaime... ease up on all that fermented crab
  • I can believe in dragons & people rising from the dead..but Cersei not drinking wine for 9 months?
  • So this whole trap a nigga with a pregnancy thing exists in Westeros ? Cersei aint slick
  • Jamie send Bronn to get that Dornish Plan B ASAP
  • Gendry said fuck all this Game of Thrones crap and got a job
  • Gendry rowed so long he became Christian Bale and captain of Flea Bottom crew team
  • Gendry is a Barathoen impulsive and ready for some action: I prefer a Warhammer
  • "Nothing fucks you harder than time" -Ser Davos, speaking about the wait for the remaining books.
  • Davos smuggler ship must be named "Live Forever"
  • When you can't bribe the gold cloaks with gold; become Ser Davos, the Viagra Knight.
  • Fermented Crab: if erection lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult your Maester.
  • Gendry hits gold cloaks with the Stanley Burrell - they put me in the mix
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  • Cloavis? I'm Gendry King Robert's bastard son
  • Gendry was acting like small HS players when they meet Steph Curry
  • Gendry's father (Robert) killed Jon's real father (Rhaegar)
  • Battle of the bastards last year now it's the bromance of the bastards
  • "it's better to be a coward for a minute, then dead for the rest of your life" the Theon theory
  • The Maesters read Bran’s letter, “magic birds talking to cripples.” BULLsHIT
  • Sam says the Night King is real....but Maesters say so is the drowned god and Jesus.
  • Gilly and Sam are in study hall reading for class later
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  • Gilly could've found (Jon's lineage, Tyrion's lineage, Night King's DMV record) reading at Citadel
  • A High Septon once issued an annulment for Prince Rhaegar and married him to somebody else in Dorne
  • Sam quit grad school the same day he could've learned he's Lord Tarly
  • Sam Tarly steals something out of every place he's been... like a European
  • Tarly is going to have mad library fines for taking those sacred scrolls.
  • Gilly on the come up; from illiterate father-fucker to Lady of Horn Hill in 3 years
  • Sansa defending Jon like the NFL does Kapernick at meeting with the lords
  • Arya accuses Sansa of being superficial and wanting more power
  • “You always liked nice things…made you feel better than everyone.” – Arya
  • Arya acting like she's fresh out of prison, stalking people and breaking an entry
  • Arya might have assassin training but littlefinger's been standing in corners for two seasons now.
  • That is the scroll that Sansa was forced to write to Robb after Ned was executed
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  • The Alt-Wight quest continues at Eastwatch castle
  • Tormund "the big woman?" LOL my man is persistent
  • A group of white guys with animosity towards each other? is this the wall or Charlottesville
  • Thoros of Myr is pissed because he wandered into a dry county ...no liquor anywhere
  • Eastwatch All Stars: Jon, Davos, Jorah, Tormund, Hound, Thoros, Beric, Gendry
  • Everyone in Westeros can travel at lightspeed but the White Walkers move like turtles
  • They're walking past the wall like Jesus Walks is playing in the background
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WTF??!

This shocked the shit outta me when I logged in

Never knew the brotha personally but seemed like an intelligent, rational and genuine dude.

As people mentioned earlier...his G.O.T observations and commentary were legendary.

One of the only members whos' posts I wouldn't skip over and actually look forward to reading.

Rest in Power brother
 
Man

What a day.


My condolences to his family and friends and loved ones.


He was one of my fav posters in life.

Brother used to fight for us and left his radio gig when he started seeing racism.


I’m sad, today is my sister birthday and I logged into the main board and see by his sticky thread and felt a rush.

I’m sorry this happened.

I shed a tear reading yall comments in this thread.


He from Wisconsin

Somebody dm me any info u can gather.

This is truly sad and very angering.


Just when u think yo day, week month or year is going bad or for the worst, still breathing is still breathing.


We gatta make sure we make everyday count.

This hit me hard.


Ga damn man

Rest in Paradise
 
Man

What a day.


My condolences to his family and friends and loved ones.


He was one of my fav posters in life.

Brother used to fight for us and left his radio gig when he started seeing racism.


I’m sad, today is my sister birthday and I logged into the main board and see by his sticky thread and felt a rush.

I’m sorry this happened.

I shed a tear reading yall comments in this thread.


He from Wisconsin

Somebody dm me any info u can gather.

This is truly sad and very angering.


Just when u think yo day, week month or year is going bad or for the worst, still breathing is still breathing.


We gatta make sure we make everyday count.

This hit me hard.


Ga damn man

Rest in Paradise

Yep....time to strap down...gone be a long winter...brah
 
Man

What a day.


My condolences to his family and friends and loved ones.


He was one of my fav posters in life.

Brother used to fight for us and left his radio gig when he started seeing racism.


I’m sad, today is my sister birthday and I logged into the main board and see by his sticky thread and felt a rush.

I’m sorry this happened.

I shed a tear reading yall comments in this thread.


He from Wisconsin

Somebody dm me any info u can gather.

This is truly sad and very angering.


Just when u think yo day, week month or year is going bad or for the worst, still breathing is still breathing.


We gatta make sure we make everyday count.

This hit me hard.


Ga damn man

Rest in Paradise

This post is so real man and i personally needed it. Sometimes you're having a bad day and it happens. But you always have to take things into perspective "breathing is still breathing."

We need to continue doing the best we can to take care of our health. Put the bullshit "salty, fatty, tasty" food away for some healthier options at least once per week.

Find the discipline to get the workout in at least once per week.

This life can be so short and so unexpected.

You may never get to that thing you're planning on doing tomorrow, next week, next month, next year!
 
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