Pussy Contract

WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff

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If 2 women came to you with these terms would you take them?

A. You get to have sex with them at least 2 times a week, at the very least.
B. You don't get to know anything about them. Not where they really live, not if they're married, nothing of substantial importance.
C. No dates, no going out. No kicking it with the homies. They're a secret. You're a secret. If you see them out on the street they're going to act like they don't know you. And you're to do the same.
D. You cannot have sex with anyone else. Girlfriend, relationship, fine. But no sex.
E. Everything sexually can be done. Anal, oral, facials, of course 3ways.
F. All meetings will be done at a hotel provided by the females.
G. No items will be kept by any parties, (clothing, jewels, gifts)
H. No pictures will be taken.
I. Termination of this agreement is up to any member of the agreement at any time.
J. Once it is terminated there will be a 6 month waiting period provided with health screening paid for by each participant solely. Before the agreement can be redone.

These women are both 9's. They both have considerable amounts of their own money. And drive their own vehicles.

So how bout it? Questions? Comments? Would you guys go for this? How many of you would?
 
Damn homie....that's one hell of a hypothetical. I would most definite give it a go....especially since I can terminate it whenever I want to if I don't like it. Quite honestly, that might be the shit...even if just for a little while.
 
i'd do it
especially if i wasn't looking for anyone at the time
it would just be easy and fun and no strings
if they terminated it i wouldnt be hurt
just move on
 
Done!!!!! I am signing that shit immediately, with a clause that says if any of them get pregnant I cant be held accountable.
 
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I. Termination of this agreement is up to any member of the agreement at any time.

i would fuck them crazy broads a few times a week for bout a month...some wild shit...and then drop em like a bad habit.

...tha fuck i look like letting some agreement with some lesbians determine what i do with my dick?
 
If 2 women came to you with these terms would you take them?

A. You get to have sex with them at least 2 times a week, at the very least.
B. You don't get to know anything about them. Not where they really live, not if they're married, nothing of substantial importance.
C. No dates, no going out. No kicking it with the homies. They're a secret. You're a secret. If you see them out on the street they're going to act like they don't know you. And you're to do the same.
D. You cannot have sex with anyone else. Girlfriend, relationship, fine. But no sex.
E. Everything sexually can be done. Anal, oral, facials, of course 3ways.
F. All meetings will be done at a hotel provided by the females.
G. No items will be kept by any parties, (clothing, jewels, gifts)
H. No pictures will be taken.
I. Termination of this agreement is up to any member of the agreement at any time.
J. Once it is terminated there will be a 6 month waiting period provided with health screening paid for by each participant solely. Before the agreement can be redone.

These women are both 9's. They both have considerable amounts of their own money. And drive their own vehicles.

So how bout it? Questions? Comments? Would you guys go for this? How many of you would?

std testing done at a place of my choosing, twice before sexual activity

both women must be on birth control provided by myself and check in with me about it every 3 days

i choose the hotel
 
Item D would be the point of contention.

If I have no control over their private lives then they conversely have no control over mine.
 
If 2 women came to you with these terms would you take them?

A. You get to have sex with them at least 2 times a week, at the very least.
B. You don't get to know anything about them. Not where they really live, not if they're married, nothing of substantial importance.C. No dates, no going out. No kicking it with the homies. They're a secret. You're a secret. If you see them out on the street they're going to act like they don't know you. And you're to do the same.
D. You cannot have sex with anyone else. Girlfriend, relationship, fine. But no sex. E. Everything sexually can be done. Anal, oral, facials, of course 3ways.
F. All meetings will be done at a hotel provided by the females.
G. No items will be kept by any parties, (clothing, jewels, gifts)
H. No pictures will be taken.
I. Termination of this agreement is up to any member of the agreement at any time.
J. Once it is terminated there will be a 6 month waiting period provided with health screening paid for by each participant solely. Before the agreement can be redone.

These women are both 9's. They both have considerable amounts of their own money. And drive their own vehicles.

So how bout it? Questions? Comments? Would you guys go for this? How many of you would?

I got problems with those 2 items.

1. I need to know if the chick is married! Sorry been down that road and and dealing with a married nigga who's life has just been torn apart because he found out his wife is cheating with you is a no no! No love sick dude is gonna come looking for me with nothing to lose even his life! (Some chick's husband my cousin was banging came to his house with a double barrel looking for him!):smh:

2. Why should I be able to bangsomeone on the side if the agreement is confidential?:confused:
 
I got problems with those 2 items.

1. I need to know if the chick is married! Sorry been down that road and and dealing with a married nigga who's life has just been torn apart because he found out his wife is cheating with you is a no no! No love sick dude is gonna come looking for me with nothing to lose even his life! (Some chick's husband my cousin was banging came to his house with a double barrel looking for him!):smh:

2. Why should I be able to bangsomeone on the side if the agreement is confidential?:confused:

1. Married ok....but the other stuff shouldn't really matter.
2. for safety reasons.
 
Sounds like a pretty good deal, but like some have said there are a couple things that would concern or bother me. But, as LI said there is no negotiation of the terms, so it's either all or nothing. Take it or leave it...
 
They pick the hotel, and there is no std screening up front? Might as well be making a deal with this cat.

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I'd would have to grudgingly decline solely on those two reasons alone; peace of mind is more valuable to me now than any piece of ass- regardless of how fine a piece of ass it is. Been down that road before, and paid dearly...:smh:



*two cents*
 
It amazes me that you niggas are functioning members of society preoccupying yourselves with this inane bullshit.
 
in general...i have a problem with anyone dictatin' policy to me...or givin' me ultimatums..

and i don't like when women hold the pussy hostage...and my official stance..is i refuse to negotiate with terrorists...

so thank you for the offer..but i'll kindly pass...
 
They pick the hotel, and there is no std screening up front? Might as well be making a deal with this cat.

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I'd would have to grudgingly decline solely on those two reasons alone; peace of mind is more valuable to me now than any piece of ass- regardless of how fine a piece of ass it is. Been down that road before, and paid dearly...:smh:



*two cents*
My bad there is a prescreening.
 
in general...i have a problem with anyone dictatin' policy to me...or givin' me ultimatums..

and i don't like when women hold the pussy hostage...and my official stance..is i refuse to negotiate with terrorists...

so thank you for the offer..but i'll kindly pass...

Terrorists? lmao Why you call'em terrorists? And you mean to tell me you've never signed a contract before?
 
The fact that they choose where the hotel is that we stay at makes me suspicious. I'm on the fence about this. Sounds like some craigslist setup shit on the real.
 
I agree only if the following amendments were made to the contract:

Amendment A. The aforementioned agreement is only enforceable if I, the male, finds the pussy satisfactory after the first two (2) to three (3) encounters. If said pussy is found to be unsatisfactory the male has the right to rescind this agreement immediately without notice.

Amendment B. The term 'sex' is defined deliberate physical activity resulting in male climax. If no male climax has occurred sex has not taken place. Sex is over after male climax.

Warranties: Warranties of female satisfaction are neither expressed nor implied in any of the terms of this contract. :cool:

Assumption of Risk: If any party to this contract has a crazy ex or spouse neither party shall hold the other liable for the actions of said crazy ex or spouse.
:cool:
 
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