Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps. Just don't pull too hard.

Peace,

I LOVE when I know im burning white folks asses with my presence. And that bullshit happens to me a LOT.

Fucking love it.

Yeah hoe, I'm in nih bih. Fuck you thought.

Crackers be showing up to my house looking absolutely shocked that I live there (and it's not even super nice like that). I just shake my head and take them to the toilet that they're there to fix.
 
It's funny how that question ALWAYS comes up within the first 2 minutes.

Exactly. It gets there that fucking fast. It's like they all got a secret 'so what do you do?" segue book they study. They seem to transition to that shit off any fucking thing without blinking.
 
Nothing like aft balconies best cabins on the ship.

What in the fuck is it with cacs and that question? And they find a million ways to get to it.
:eek: So you enjoying your vacation?!?! :angry:"So what do you do!!!"
:eek: "so it's nice to get out and enjoy the weather!!" :angry: "So what do you do!!!"
:eek: "It's nice to get away from it all!!" :angry: "So what do you do?!?!"

It's funny how that question ALWAYS comes up within the first 2 minutes.

Reminds me of what Tariq says about vacationing in Hawaii and CACs asking if he's a ball player of some sort.

It's like they have to place you in some CAC approved category for how you make your money and what you do.

If you are in sports or entertainment they cool with that cause it's a finite field not many can breach.

But let them find out your doing something in business and using your mind and intelligence that puts them both in fear and on notice :smh:
 
today...after reading this thread...

...took my herd of 3 to Walmart. did what i always do, park 25 feet from the 3 seater carts, get out, get a cart, come back and load up my mob.

only this time i parked by this old white lady. packed up my kids and she said: "im glad you came back, otherwise i wouldve called the police."

i IMMEDIATELY thought about this thread and my previous reply.

i said i AM the POLICE. she said OH, well you know so many bad things happen to children...as i WALKED OFF.

they need to mind they own fuckin business and stop tryin to find fault with US.





























and for the uninitiated, i am not a cop. i just look like one sometimes.
 
yeah mufuckas come at me and my wife sideways like that when we're at places that they dont expect black people to be and or can afford.
That shit sets my wife off like a firecracker.

cool, she shouldnt get upset, she should know she is winning setting them haters on fire, fuckin up their whole existence just with her presence...

I find that when Im away, and treat the people taking care of me right, they tend to go a little more out of their way to make my stay as comfortable as possible.

its like they have a certain level of respect for a bruh,
I guess they know and feel I see them as a human just

making ends meet and not like some subservient that was born to serve me...

and as far as salty crackers..I dont even acknowledge them and if I do, I go into pretentious and fake mode and naturally could be ten times more arrogant then they could even imagine to be...
 
a bitch pulled that shit on me at Subway when i went to get a meatball sub. im like yeah ummm.....lemme get some lettuce,....banana peppers.....shredded cheese...
the bitch gonna stop me and say...."Umm....sorry.....shredded cheese cost extra!!" As if i cant afford shredded cheese. Bitch if you don't shut tha fuck up and put some
shredded cheese on my shit,....i dont give a fuck what it cost.......GotDammit!
 
I took a tour of a real upscale public school with my wife.
I had gotten there late but my wife was early
so coming in I didn't realize I had been talking to the principal and the parent coordinator we hit off joking what have you
During the tour, I politely held the door and this white woman smiled said thank you and pointed to a piece of paper she had apparently dropped on the floor
and motioned for me to PICK IT UP...
she wasn't alone
she was WITH her husband...
but she was trying to ask ME.
Just as I was about to say something
the principal walked by and started joking with me
Cacs were salty as f*ck...pissed

but once it was over
and SUDDENLY I was the most popular guy in the group
they asking who I was where I lived etc etc...

this is why I KNEW Trump was gonna win and predicated WAY BACK.

because I KNOW these white folk.

They fronting.

they aint fronting they are just being the social frauds they are,

I know of so many of them that cant stand to be around each other, and only do so for financial reasons...

but it aint my problem so..............
 
So, we just got back from a cruise, and we had a balcony suite at the VERY end of the boat. Those aren't cheap. There were four of them, and it was us and 3 white couples. The first day, as we're walking to our suite, this older cac asked us, "Are you guys lost?", and I said, "No, I know where the fuck we are.", which made my wife go :eek2:. The way he stepped to me made me respond like that. The next day, the guy responsible for cleaning the cabins recognized me and the wife, and came and gave us a hug. Apparently, he was our guy on the Oasis of the Seas boat, and since I kept telling him jokes, and the fact the we gave him a great tip, he remembered us from last year. Go fig. The old cac saw that, and figured that maybe we did belong there. Later on, we were at one of the poolside bars, and the same old cac asked, "So, what do you guys do?", and I responded with: "Work." (It wasn't his fucking business, and yes, I was a little standoffish.) After that, dude had nothing but salty looks and disdain for us. The other couples were cool as shit, but this one dude just couldn't accept the fact that we could legally afford to be where we were. It was like once he found out that we were where we were supposed to be, he made it his mission to find out how.

Crackas will cracker... your response was 100% correct
 
Peace,you too old to be this angry. :lol:

lol you must not know a lot of conscientious bruhs over forty..

we aint angry we just know bullshit and at a point in our lives where we aint having it...

some just throw their shit back at em like woodchuck..

some like me piss them off just by being as arrogant and standoffish as they are...

and do that shit naturally to, with zero effort...
 
a bitch pulled that shit on me at Subway when i went to get a meatball sub. im like yeah ummm.....lemme get some lettuce,....banana peppers.....shredded cheese...
the bitch gonna stop me and say...."Umm....sorry.....shredded cheese cost extra!!" As if i cant afford shredded cheese. Bitch if you don't shut tha fuck up and put some
shredded cheese on my shit,....i dont give a fuck what it cost.......GotDammit!
and the fucked up thing is...she may have not even been being a racist. but racists be racin' so much we cant ever be sure ITS NOT racism.
 
Bro...I have learned that while white folk hate us?

They despise poor white people more.

in nyc when a homeless 'white" person

comes on the train, askin for money, they act like that muthafucka dont exist especially during rush hour...

its crazy how poor cacs uphold rich white cacs and their idealogies and rich white cacs despise them with a passion....
 
a bitch pulled that shit on me at Subway when i went to get a meatball sub. im like yeah ummm.....lemme get some lettuce,....banana peppers.....shredded cheese...
the bitch gonna stop me and say...."Umm....sorry.....shredded cheese cost extra!!" As if i cant afford shredded cheese. Bitch if you don't shut tha fuck up and put some
shredded cheese on my shit,....i dont give a fuck what it cost.......GotDammit!

You might be reaching here. It's like getting guacamole at Chipotle; some people simply don't know that it costs extra and then have a problem when it's time to pay.
 
I hate the both of you right now.

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Mf ask me that dumb shit all the time. Always white too. What do I do? Nothing. Not jack shit hawse, I roll around getting into adventures son. Daily. Like Kain in Kungfu. Btw thx for paying me my money cocksucker
 
"Tell me, what is it that you do?" It's there way of seeing if their dick is bigger than yours. They especially ask that of brothers.

You handled it well. Being nice would've just invited him to ask more nosey ass demeaning questions. Also, nothing would've impressed him. Might as well be a drug dealer or a pimp.

In fact from here on out I'm in the entertainment business and provide female companionship via a website. I'm going to find a few sites and claim them as my own and keep a straight face when telling them of my occupation.
 
This is why you have to carry a mirror in your pocket so you can practice looking hard. I am deliberate in looking unfriendly and unapproachable when I am around them.
 
In fact from here on out I'm in the entertainment business and provide female companionship via a website. I'm going to find a few sites and claim them as my own and keep a straight face when telling them of my occupation.

Cac: "So, what do you do?"
Gazoo: "Sex trafficking. Why, you got a niece or daughter with a passport that needs work?"

Man, the look on their face would be priceless!
 
Just like you..i had the last balcony. But we also had the next two. It was a party in my room every night....all we did was open the dividers between rooms..one lo g balcony.

Man...that was a great vacation...

Those neighborhoods on the ship...a fuckin central park..lol

Ziplining across the ship..
 
Just like you..i had the last balcony. But we also had the next two. It was a party in my room every night....all we did was open the dividers between rooms..one lo g balcony.

Man...that was a great vacation...

Those neighborhoods on the ship...a fuckin central park..lol

Ziplining across the ship..
The Boardwalk with that hotdog stand! Also, hanging out with the cast of "Cats" was cool too. My 23 year old son was tryna fuck. :lol:
 
So, we just got back from a cruise, and we had a balcony suite at the VERY end of the boat. Those aren't cheap. There were four of them, and it was us and 3 white couples. The first day, as we're walking to our suite, this older cac asked us, "Are you guys lost?", and I said, "No, I know where the fuck we are.", which made my wife go :eek2:. The way he stepped to me made me respond like that. The next day, the guy responsible for cleaning the cabins recognized me and the wife, and came and gave us a hug. Apparently, he was our guy on the Oasis of the Seas boat, and since I kept telling him jokes, and the fact the we gave him a great tip, he remembered us from last year. Go fig. The old cac saw that, and figured that maybe we did belong there. Later on, we were at one of the poolside bars, and the same old cac asked, "So, what do you guys do?", and I responded with: "Work." (It wasn't his fucking business, and yes, I was a little standoffish.) After that, dude had nothing but salty looks and disdain for us. The other couples were cool as shit, but this one dude just couldn't accept the fact that we could legally afford to be where we were. It was like once he found out that we were where we were supposed to be, he made it his mission to find out how.

I love it when me and my lady go to our favorite steakhouse and they give us the price of the OFF THE MENU items after I request them.

I'm like, you'd think I'd know the price of the item if I'm the one requesting it.



I feel you mayne. The one I love is when they find out my lady - who is a fine black woman- is a an attorney and then try to figure how I, who works in the construction industry, landed her...

Sometimes I just want to say,"Well....I FUCK SMART".

Better yet, is when some visit a job site looking for me and it is ME that they find. Not sweeping up, but running shit.

*two cents*
 
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I love it when me and my lady go to our favorite steakhouse and they give us the price of the OFF THE MENU items after I request them.

I'm like, you'd think I'd know the price of the item if I'm the one requesting it.

Better yet, I love it when


I feel you mayne. The one I love is when they find out my lady - who is a fine black woman- is a an attorney and then try to figure how I, who works in the construction industry, landed her...

Sometimes I just want to say,"Well....I FUCK SMART".

Better yet, is when some visit a job site looking for me and it is ME that they find. Not sweeping up, but running shit.

*two cents*
It's even funnier when they're talking about some shit that they think is over your head, and when they fuck up, you correct them. That shit is hilarious! We were at a Xmas party for my wife's job, and these 2 white dudes were talking about the Rolling Stones. They were talking about their song "19th Nervous Breakdown", and one of them goes: "It came out in the early 70s.", and I said, "No, it was released in April of 1966." Both of them were like :eek2: Dude was like, "I'm gonna look that up!". As he was reaching for his phone, I walked off.
 
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