Priest dies trying to walk on water [HOAX]
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I tried not to laugh, I tried not to laugh...
Hypocrite! You have denounced the Lord as "R. Kelly's biggest fan," Creator of "gay shit" with a "pedo mindset."
You must yourself submit in subservience to the Lord before you can rightfully call upon others to do the same.
This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.
Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.
Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”
http://allchristiannews.com/pastor-...ont-of-his-congregation/#.UscMH7hh07x.twitter
I know exactly where this zoo is and the prophet's response is typical of people around there.
Hypocrite! You have denounced the Lord as "R. Kelly's biggest fan," Creator of "gay shit" with a "pedo mindset."
You must yourself submit in subservience to the Lord before you can rightfully call upon others to do the same.
You're not funny. Shut up.
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this story is a fake.
But I'm sure someones tried it before
Btw the Jesus story is a fake as well
But I'm sure someones tried it before
Btw the Jesus story is a fake as well
Why Swim when you can walk ?
Not sure if this has been posted... but this shit is hilarious!
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http://allchristiannews.com/pastor-...sus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/
Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.
Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.
Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.
According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.
Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.
This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.
Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.
Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”
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http://allchristiannews.com/pastor-...sus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/
Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.
Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.
Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.
According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.
Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.
This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.
Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.
Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”
So, who gets his congregation? Has it been 3 days? Are we talking earth days or Pluto days?
Jeez.
was it this dude?
Man.
He tried to hit it with a stick lmao
Fool went from croc hunter to juelz santana Aye aye aye aye!