Possibly the most offensive magic negro trailer I've ever seen.

[Darth Furious]

I saw this on the Tariq show, I thought this was a comedy sketch. Wow, just wow.

I was getting ready to say something about that new Eddie flick coming out but then of course Cold beat me too it.

first Mr.Church and now this crap.....

Fam. You don't even understand. I was with a group of white folks when I seen this shit and even they said c'mon man. Magical Negro bullshit. Again. In these days and times. Then, the few niggas around got offended and I had to LITERALLY explain to them what Magical Negro meant.

They so ready to jump on the white folks - the cool ones - that they didn't even realize that the whole trailer was a slap in the face to us. Period. Its on YouTube too, same cats that don't know what this shit is saying to the masses. Social media is a bitch.

Dirty Cake is so violent. We just don't feel safe with him here.

I just realized how cool that handle is.

Somebody's trying to get banned in this bitch!!!

You been a member too long to do that shit!

Not sticking up for the OP of them pics but..

1. He's a model so he's... modeling in one pic.

2. He's with a chick on the beach in another.

Is there anything gay in either pic?? I might be wrong but I don't see no faggot shit anywhere in this thread.




oNE

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

I was getting ready to say something about that new Eddie flick coming out but then of course Cold beat me too it.



Fam. You don't even understand. I was with a group of white folks when I seen this shit and even they said c'mon man. Magical Negro bullshit. Again. In these days and times. Then, the few niggas around got offended and I had to LITERALLY explain to them what Magical Negro meant.

They so ready to jump on the white folks - the cool ones - that they didn't even realize that the whole trailer was a slap in the face to us. Period. Its on YouTube too, same cats that don't know what this shit is saying to the masses. Social media is a bitch.

This trailer should be cut like how someone did the one for Straight Outta Compton

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

With the country music playing lol
awesome!
It's going to flop tho so no worries about that
but awesome.

Is it your duty as a black man to see and support this movie for black history month?

 

[bigsuge]

I was getting ready to say something about that new Eddie flick coming out but then of course Cold beat me too it.



Fam. You don't even understand. I was with a group of white folks when I seen this shit and even they said c'mon man. Magical Negro bullshit. Again. In these days and times. Then, the few niggas around got offended and I had to LITERALLY explain to them what Magical Negro meant.

They so ready to jump on the white folks - the cool ones - that they didn't even realize that the whole trailer was a slap in the face to us. Period. Its on YouTube too, same cats that don't know what this shit is saying to the masses. Social media is a bitch.







I just realized how cool that handle is.



Not sticking up for the OP of them pics but..

1. He's a model so he's... modeling in one pic.

2. He's with a chick on the beach in another.

Is there anything gay in either pic?? I might be wrong but I don't see no faggot shit anywhere in this thread.




oNE

Outta all the pics online of Djimon Hounsou has to choose from, he chose the one where dude is in his underwear??

Suspect behavior. Period.

 

[RoomService]

Oh well

 

[SamSneed]

Somebody's trying to get banned in this bitch!!!

You been a member too long to do that shit!

I guess a head shot pic wasn't good enough for him

 

[sammyjax]

Djimon Hounsou should be embarrassed ...hope he got a eight figure check...

straight up, nigga?

 

[Sampson]

I guess a head shot pic wasn't good enough for him

straight up, nigga?

Mucracker drops a lot of knowledge on these forums but he dropped the ball on this one.

If you google the actor, the first 10 images are of him clothed...so mucracker.....

 

[tallblacknyc]

is it me or was they trying to make ole boy look like danny glover.. i was looking like somebody wrote this movie for danny glover to star in and dat nig gave them i'm to old for this magic negro shit and the producers was like if we can't get danny glover we'll make another danny glover

 

[TheAlias]

So they give out Oscar nominations just for being unrecognizable now? FOH!! LOL

In a sense they do. It's called "disappearing into a role". Certain roles just scream Oscar bait and unfortunately this is one of them.

 

[Tha Great Muta]

I saw this on the Ustream show and this shit seems like a straight up comedy sketch...And that brotha shouldn't be doing any of these bullshit ass movies.

 

[Philli]

Has anyone seen this new magical movie that trumps this movie:

 

[tallblacknyc]

Has anyone seen this new magical movie that trumps this movie:

lol i juss finis h watching the trailer on youtube cause of this thread... an asexual cook who juss caters to cacs and saves them through economic hardship even though he works for them

 

[ron_mexico]

Allz white people aint bad..

 

[4 Dimensional]

It's 2016. I thought we by passed the magic negro roles. Sigh...

It's like Shirley Temple grew up to save Uncle Billy. (See The Little Rebel, 1935 for reference)

 

[Tha Great Muta]

Has anyone seen this new magical movie that trumps this movie:

In real life Eddie Murphy woulda knocked up the momma and the daughter when she was of age

 

[CptMARVEL]

I'm sorry; but when I saw Djimon Hounsou in character, the 1st thing that came to my mind was: "Zip A Dee Doo Dah, Zip A Dee Ay. My, Oh My What a Wonderful Day...".

Uncle Remus (The original "magical negro")...

 

[Naha-Nago]

Has anyone seen this new magical movie that trumps this movie:

So does Mr. Church offer up his staff of righteousness when the narrator comes of age?

If not fuck that movie too.

*two cents *

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

I just wanna know...

Yall wants to be my friend,

well Ise gonna have to think bout dat!!

thats almost as worst as halle berry talkin bout..

Ise hungry....

 

[UNSEEN]

Which is worst.. this or blind side?..

 

[TheyCallMeBe]

I assume Jon Voight's character will be the one who calls Djimon the N word liberally in this

Yup.

Another prediction, about 3/4s through the movie (once the CACs "trust" him), they come across some information from a friend that he was convicted of rape in the 80s. They disown him. They find him weeks later with his beard shaven, serving food at the shelter. They sit down with him as he tells them (through flashback) what happened as he sobs. White folks console him. He then says, "You really are my friend". Credits roll.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Yup.

Another prediction, about 3/4s through the movie (once the CACs "trust" him), they come across some information from a friend that he was convicted of rape in the 80s. They disown him. They find him weeks later with his beard shaven, serving food at the shelter. They sit down with him as he tells them (through flashback) what happened as he sobs. White folks console him. He then says, "You really are my friend". Credits roll.

Nah,

Magical negros are enuchs...that's how they get their magical powers.

In the 80's a group of young white men abuse his woman and in a fight he kills one of them.

He's been on the run laying low ever since....

*two cents *

 

[Darth Furious]

Outta all the pics online of Djimon Hounsou has to choose from, he chose the one where dude is in his underwear??

Suspect behavior. Period.

fam had to pass 21 pics on google images to find that tightie whities 1

Mucracker drops a lot of knowledge on these forums but he dropped the ball on this one.

If you google the actor, the first 10 images are of him clothed...so mucracker.....

DAMN man yall cold. I just didn't see it... but then I googled Houston and yeah, his Guardians of the Galaxy pic came up twice so... and Fast and the Furious... and The Island... then later, the Janet Jackson video pics.

I dunno what happened but yall let him pass on that one. Dude aint had no suspect behavior before.

is it me or was they trying to make ole boy look like danny glover.. i was looking like somebody wrote this movie for danny glover to star in and dat nig gave them i'm to old for this magic negro shit and the producers was like if we can't get danny glover we'll make another danny glover

SHIT!

Yes, on some Uncle Remus shit. Thing is, this film is based on a true story but I get what you mean exactly.

The downside of being woke is that you see this bullshit for what it is... and 100 other things... on a regular basis.

In movies, this shit so common it has it's own wiki page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro

Yup. Like I said before, I had to explain it to some cats at work and they were like WTF. I'm like come on yall - how can you NOT know this shit by now. Its all up in our face on a regular. Matter fact, some white cats is pointing it out like enough is enough. Lets get some real roles for these people man.


oNE

 

[SamSneed]

He passed 21 pics tho lol

 

[fu2]

 

[AwwSchitt]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was in a line in the movie where someone says, "that negro is magical".

 

[lazarus]

crackin. how did dude get a time travel machine from 1867? When the white lady said she was his friend, he cried a tear. Then he was smiling washing windows with her. Worst southern accent ever too.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

So does Mr. Church offer up his staff of righteousness when the narrator comes of age?

If not fuck that movie too.

*two cents *

If this were to happen in either Mr Church or this movie there would be the inevitable scene where the police are called and she accuses him of rape