pizza dare ..... i think it`s a thing

He almost tore an acl
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This is not a thing. After 2 years of delivering food it has never happened, with or without my picture on the profile.

Another thought, how about daring these broads NOT to eat pizza in the first place?
 
Oh its DEFINITELY a thing, I've seen quite a few webcam models answer the door naked for the pizza delivery guy on playful dare. The last one I saw do that was this random thick chocolate chick about a few weeks ago. Just before she opened the door she asks, "do u have a problem with nudity?"

I'm thinking, "bitch, quit stalling!" :lol:
So in walks this random nerdy/hipster white dude saying,,"ohhh wow...heyyyyyyy there!":lol:
 
I delivered for 2 years for the Hut and had a lot of flashing especiallyont the older white women who always ordered and knew I would deliver to them. I had 2 incidents that stand out. I always delivered to this one white family that always ordered on weekends and they tipped really well. This particular Friday night the lady called in an order and I happened to answer the call,she gave me the info for order and I told her I was her normal driver and would deliver to her tonight. So I got her order and drove to her house I didnt think anything was up when I pulled in except I did notice no cars in driveway which was unusual. Ring doorbell and she yelled come in,I went in and she said check is on counter and leave pizza and soda on table. I did and was walking out when she called me to come to her in backyard. So I went around back and she was sitting on edge of pool naked as hell. She was mid 30s blk hair big implant tits, decent ass but very toned body almost body builder style. She stood up and walked over to me and said no ones here but me and im drunk hungry and horny and I want some fun. I was ready but the smart side of my brain knew this was bad idea and I was on clock and knew I had maybe 10 mins to play b4 the store started paging me. So I convinced her to blow me and I would come back after work and we could continue. She was my 1st white woman BJ.
The 2nd incident was awesome cause it was totally from left field with a bonafide dime. It was right at closing time and I was walking out the door when this girl asked me if she could come in an order I told her it was to late the store was closed. She said her and her son lost track of time and hadnt eaten and everything was closed was there anything I could do. So I told her I could see if there were any undelivered pizzas when last drivers came in and I could give her that but it would be sometime b4 they all checked in. She said she was at Holiday Inn and gave me her room number and if u can please deliver. So I got her a large one and soda and called her at hotel to let her know I had food for her and was on way to drop it off. She opened door in hotel robe which was tied and it keep opening up,I kept trying to look on sly but she saw me looking and pulled it off and kissed me. I was like ur son is sleep right there in that bed she was like so u need to hurry up and dont wake him. Needless to say my 25 year old ass fucked the hell out her for about a good minute and got the hell out not believing that had just happened.
That happened in summer/fall of 1994 if I was 25 now and those 2 things happened in this environment I would probably have walked away and not taken it to sexual stuff cause these days id be thinking setup especially with white bitch.
 
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This doesn’t surprise me at actually my ex cousin actually smashed a pizza guy right in the doorway while me and my girl at the time was in the living room eatting the pussy. All I remember was we was all high as hell. I heard my girls cousins in the hallway running her mouth next thing you know I’m hearing soft moaning I look around the corner to see her bent over getting fucked. The dude looked at me scared as hell but I just give that nigga a head nod and went back in the living room.
 
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