Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

[shanebp1978]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

 

[doggish_098]

great convo piece

 

[OnSlaught]

...This better be for strictly fuckin'...

 

[Izayoi]

Do you sit in the cut and use the clit as a headrest?
I confused

 

[Chicutie]

Do you sit in the cut and use the clit as a headrest?
I confused

Hilarious!

 

[ladyscorpio]

Do you sit in the cut and use the clit as a headrest?
I confused

Iz I was wondering the same thing.

 

[Mo-Better]

Do you sit in the cut and use the clit as a headrest?
I confused

Iz I was wondering the same thing.

Well let's test it out. It looks cozy enough, just use your imagination.

 

[NightMare Paint]

so like...can you Febreeze it or do you have to use Summer's Eve?

 

[ladyscorpio]

Well let's test it out. It looks cozy enough, just use your imagination.

uhmm o k you know just cuz its you MB

so like...can you Febreeze it or do you have to use Summer's Eve?

 

[black again]

Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, said something to the effect of..."It wasn't about COULD you make them, but SHOULD you make them. That couch is the same thing. WHY? And who wants to buy a big ol stained and scuffed up puzzy? For $600? PASS

 

[Izayoi]

so like...can you Febreeze it or do you have to use Summer's Eve?

And who wants to buy a big ol stained and scuffed up puzzy for $600? PASS

Maybe the couch did porn BA. I still confused how one "sits" on it

 

[black again]

Maybe the couch did porn BA. I still confused how one "sits" on it

MAYBE?? I'll lay odds on it. I know the Mendocino area, in Nor Cali. LOTSA herb,,so I heard, lotsa ol hippies...There DEFINITELY was some serious bud smoked on...in, and whatever else goin on, on it

 

[Chicutie]

so like...can you Febreeze it or do you have to use Summer's Eve?

 

[Eva Hornae]

so like...can you Febreeze it or do you have to use Summer's Eve?

 

[GentlemanPlayer]

Do you sit in the cut and use the clit as a headrest?
I confused

Iz I was wondering the same thing.

so like...can you Febreeze it or do you have to use Summer's Eve?

Remember Arsenio? This is one of those Things That Make You Go, Hmmmm....

 

[swiftandsilent]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

Just proves you can find anything if you look long enough.