Pilot caught on hot mic shit talking.

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Southwest Airlines pilot has been suspended after broadcasting a slur-filled rant about flight attendants over an air-traffic control frequency that stopped controllers from contacting other aircraft.
The profanity-laced rant meant controllers were unable to contact other aircraft for several minutes potentially putting lives at risk.
The Southwest Airlines pilot launched into a swear laced tirade about gay, overweight and older flight attendants on a flight passing over Houston, Texas.
The pilot complained that most flight attendants weren't acceptable dating prospects for him.
'It was a continuous stream of gays, grannies and grandes,' the pilot said.
The recording was obtained by the Houston Chronicle from the Federal Aviation Authority.
The pilot, who has not been named, had accidentally turned on his microphone while talking to his co-pilot.
He was unaware his conversation was being recorded and had no idea he was clogging up a frequency that prevented controllers in Houston from talking to dozens of other jets.

 
Hold up, he said one chick was parading her sister (which I assume means showing pics/vids) and the other chick complained about her husband....so dealing with 2 separate womens issues for 3 hours.........

But he and the First Officer still banged them and then he says, they were doable, but I still wouldn't want anyone to know I banged them........


This mfkr here!!! Hahaha
 
What is a grande?
Fat bitches.

The pilot doesn't know how to utilize his weapons. A gay dude is one the best wingman you can have, especially if he is flamboyant. He isn't a threat to the women, so they won't have their defenses up when he goes to put in a good word for you. Grannies can do the same for you as well. Homie is way too cocky for someone not getting any yams.
 
Fat bitches.

The pilot doesn't know how to utilize his weapons. A gay dude is one the best wingman you can have, especially if he is flamboyant. He isn't a threat to the women, so they won't have their defenses up when he goes to put in a good word for you. Grannies can do the same for you as well. Homie is way too cocky for someone not getting any yams.
i'm just gonna go on record as not needing gay wingmen or wingmen at all to meet hq women.

but go with god
 
Fat bitches.

The pilot doesn't know how to utilize his weapons. A gay dude is one the best wingman you can have, especially if he is flamboyant. He isn't a threat to the women, so they won't have their defenses up when he goes to put in a stgood word for you. Grannies can do the same for you as well. Homie is way too cocky for someone not getting any yams.
A Baby Boomer pilot isn’t being buddy buddy with a faggit or a woman who he thinks has max’d out their value

Hugh Hefner didn’t have Granny Bunny section at all

I get what the pilot is saying.

Back in the day the stewardess were like concubines for the pilots

Now they are “attendants”
 
i'm just gonna go on record as not needing gay wingmen or wingmen at all to meet hq women.

but go with god
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A Baby Boomer pilot isn’t being buddy buddy with a faggit or a woman who he thinks has max’d out their value

Hugh Hefner didn’t have Granny Bunny section at all

I get what the pilot is saying.

Back in the day the stewardess were like concubines for the pilots

Now they are “attendants”
They were sexy. That was the selling point of some airlines. The last cute flight attendant I had was coming home from Puerto Rico. It's usually gay dudes and old ladies like the pilot said.
 
That would be nothing to laugh @, sensibly and reality, stupid pilot realizes he done fucked up, and now has to fly the plane perfectly knowing he's fired on touchdown :smh:

Luckily he kept it professional and together a lot of crackas lose their shit when the realization they're busted hits them, glad he realized he was a piece of shit but still responsible for all those homosexuals, gays, part doables, grandes and a grannies souls onboard! :smh:

We need government regulations of ALL public trusts!

They can't help themselves!

jmo
 
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That would be nothing to laugh @, sensibly and reality, stupid pilot realizes he done fucked up, and now has to fly the plane perfectly knowing he's fired on touchdown :smh:

Luckily he kept it professional and together a lot of crackas lose their shit when the busted glad he realized he was a piece of shit but still responsible for all those homosexuals, gays, part doables, grandes and a grannies! :smh:

They can't help themselves!

jmo
There are definitely some grandes and grannies I'd take down. I smashed two women with grandchildren last year. Both went incredibly hard in the paint. Old ladies skip all the bullshit games young bitches play. They're not going to make you look at 50 pictures of their dog, and listen to a story that goes no fucking where. I was halfway through a drink when I was messing with one granny, and she said, "hurry up and finish that so we can get back to my place."
 
Fat bitches.

The pilot doesn't know how to utilize his weapons. A gay dude is one the best wingman you can have, especially if he is flamboyant. He isn't a threat to the women, so they won't have their defenses up when he goes to put in a good word for you. Grannies can do the same for you as well. Homie is way too cocky for someone not getting any yams.
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It'd be a different story if the pilot started talking about how he a member of ISIS or something saying how he going to crash the plane "and there not a damn thing air traffic control can do about it....ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!"
 
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