^^^ You're on a roll tonight. Is that a self-portrait?
You're not so cinnamony to me...or delightful.
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You're not so cinnamony to me...or delightful.
It's ok. You'll learn to love me
Suuuuuure.
as soon as u about to enjoy ur peace and quiet... someone comes home. Instantly turns on tv or radio.
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^^^ You're on a roll tonight. Is that a self-portrait?
^^^^^^ He's playing hard to get, Izayoi.
And what are YOU laughing at??? You just keep digging that e-hole.
^^^^^^ He's playing hard to get, Izayoi.
You're the one accusing me of rocking the hightop Kid flattop. What next? I wear Marithe Francois Girbaud? And some Nike Huaraches?? And I have a Trapper Keeper notebook?
And what are YOU laughing at??? You just keep digging that e-hole.
You're the one accusing me of rocking the hightop Kid flattop. What next? I wear Marithe Francois Girbaud? And some Nike Huaraches?? And I have a Trapper Keeper notebook?
I'm just saying. A lot of people have been posting self pics, and I just thought you took it one step and decided to put up a drawing....
Do you want a hug? You know you do... come on over.
I'm not a hugger.
I'm just saying. A lot of people have been posting self pics, and I just thought you took it one step and decided to put up a drawing....
But clearly I was commenting on the poster's, whom I quoted, lack of recognition of my joke. Why would my own joke go over my own head???
It's not your fault, this "Cinnamon" person seems to really have it out for me.
I'm not a hugger.
But clearly I was commenting on the poster's, whom I quoted, lack of recognition of my joke. Why would my own joke go over my own head???
I wasn't trying to get on you either. And stop fronting on the hug.
Well I do leave dishes in the sink. I work late hours.
But my roomie doesn't clean his shit and I think he thinks I'm going to wash it. WELL NOSIREEBOB!
Other peeves:
women with long nails
women with no sense of fashion
nosy ass co workers and bosses
did i say cliche ass mothafuckas already
anybody that says "real talk" (mentioned already I know) and "grown and sexy"
women who are stingy with beauty secrets, I CAN'T STAND THAT SHIT
people who can't separate the internet from reality
men who say "i don't club"
people who smoke around their kids
people who let more than 2 cars in front of them, i always go buy a 1 car can pass rule
But my roomie doesn't clean his shit and I think he thinks I'm going to wash it. WELL NOSIREEBOB!
Other peeves:
women with long nails
women with no sense of fashion
nosy ass co workers and bosses
did i say cliche ass mothafuckas already
anybody that says "real talk" (mentioned already I know) and "grown and sexy"
women who are stingy with beauty secrets, I CAN'T STAND THAT SHIT
people who can't separate the internet from reality
men who say "i don't club"
people who smoke around their kids
people who let more than 2 cars in front of them, i always go buy a 1 car can pass rule
People at work that leave enough coffee to not have to make a new batch but not enough for a full cup
people that ask the same question expecting a different answer
" " that think being black means being ghetto. our culture is not a video
women that think that just because they got a pussy you supposed to fuck. i got standards and if i say no, i mean no
men who dont take care of their kids, especially the ones who only take care of their kids if baby mama still giving up the pussy
women who beg you for shit like you supposed to take care of them but wont file child support on baby daddy
women who feel that bitching and being strong are one in the same
women who dont cater to their man with a passion
selfish ex girlfriends who get a massage cum and then fall asleep and dont reciprocate. i gives a fuck i was tired too shit
homeless people begging for shit. dont make me feel obligated to save you just because i said hi.
grown folks living with there parents and not offering any money
brothers that live on your parents couch that try and bring females to your place like you visting for the weekend
passive agressive people. just want to punch their ass in the face
tv shows that start at 801 and end at 904, i dont want to record the next fucking show
working late and being the last mufuka to post on a thread because yall horny mufukas been on here all day and when i get on the thread is dead
people that ask the same question expecting a different answer
" " that think being black means being ghetto. our culture is not a video
women that think that just because they got a pussy you supposed to fuck. i got standards and if i say no, i mean no
men who dont take care of their kids, especially the ones who only take care of their kids if baby mama still giving up the pussy
women who beg you for shit like you supposed to take care of them but wont file child support on baby daddy
women who feel that bitching and being strong are one in the same
women who dont cater to their man with a passion
selfish ex girlfriends who get a massage cum and then fall asleep and dont reciprocate. i gives a fuck i was tired too shit
homeless people begging for shit. dont make me feel obligated to save you just because i said hi.
grown folks living with there parents and not offering any money
brothers that live on your parents couch that try and bring females to your place like you visting for the weekend
passive agressive people. just want to punch their ass in the face
tv shows that start at 801 and end at 904, i dont want to record the next fucking show
working late and being the last mufuka to post on a thread because yall horny mufukas been on here all day and when i get on the thread is dead
"WOO-SAW" that road rage
Women who talk while watching porn.
"Why does he look like that?".....My answer...What guy?
"why is she making those noises?"...My answer...Don't know I usually watch with the sound off.
"Thats an ugly outfit?".....My answer.... You still talking? They gonna be nekkid in a min.
"I like porn with a story line."........My answer.......
"Why does he look like that?".....My answer...What guy?
"why is she making those noises?"...My answer...Don't know I usually watch with the sound off.
"Thats an ugly outfit?".....My answer....
You still talking? They gonna be nekkid in a min."I like porn with a story line."........My answer.......
Women who talk while watching porn.
"Why does he look like that?".....My answer...What guy?
"why is she making those noises?"...My answer...Don't know I usually watch with the sound off.
"Thats an ugly outfit?".....My answer....
"I like porn with a story line."........My answer.......
Men who watch corny pornos and expect women to sit through that god awful bullshit without a peep.
Women who talk while watching porn.
"Why does he look like that?".....My answer...What guy?
"why is she making those noises?"...My answer...Don't know I usually watch with the sound off.
"Thats an ugly outfit?".....My answer....
"I like porn with a story line."........My answer.......
They are all corny.
Can't. Getting ready to go to work.
Girls who don't spread or throw their legs back when I'm really trying to get deep in them guts. Ole lazy azz brawds.
.Damn what if I'm just listening to my music?
You can't listen to music on a bluetooth.
1.) My number one is noisy people in cinemas. I despise it. I'm there to watch a movie, not babble on about a movie you saw three weeks ago starring some unknown motherfucker I don't care about. No, do not make your girlfriend giggle. If you have a bag of candy, hold it in your fucking hand. Do not constantly rustle the back like you have the hands of Michael J. Fox. Do NOT comment on the movie. I don't care if you love Denzel. I don't care if you "think this guy is going to die" and I don't understand why the fuck you have to announce if something is funny. Just laugh like everyone else. That shows your appreciation for comedy. Screaming "Oh shit, that's funny!" makes you look like a retarded child.
2.) People talking to me while I'm eating annoys the shit out of me. I'm just about to tuck into some chili and my one of my co-workers says "got yourself some chili, huh?" No, I got my self some chili shaped bananas. Yes it's chili! They then insist on telling me of the best chili they had, where they had it and how that week the weather wasn't quite right for summer. I'm trying to eat, you fucking idiot. I don't need a complete recital of Aesop's Fables while I'm relieving my hunger.
3.) Blokes that don't have bathroom etiquette. This is the worst thing and I encounter it on a day to day basis in my job. I go to the bathroom and there is ALWAYS a guy in the stall shitting. Now common sense would have you wanting to be as quiet as you can when shitting, right? Not the men in my work. You can honestly hear them grunt, groan and pushing what sounds like a bear out of their ass. Then comes the copious farting, loud turning of pages and splashes into the water. It's fucking disgusting. If you know you're a noisy shitter, hold back when you hear someone come in. I don't need to hear an entire orchestrated rendition of you taking a dump. It is appalling. Your shit does not sound like a Sade serenade. It sounds like a bowl of marbles being dropped into a wet box of seaweed.
2.) People talking to me while I'm eating annoys the shit out of me. I'm just about to tuck into some chili and my one of my co-workers says "got yourself some chili, huh?" No, I got my self some chili shaped bananas. Yes it's chili! They then insist on telling me of the best chili they had, where they had it and how that week the weather wasn't quite right for summer. I'm trying to eat, you fucking idiot. I don't need a complete recital of Aesop's Fables while I'm relieving my hunger.
3.) Blokes that don't have bathroom etiquette. This is the worst thing and I encounter it on a day to day basis in my job. I go to the bathroom and there is ALWAYS a guy in the stall shitting. Now common sense would have you wanting to be as quiet as you can when shitting, right? Not the men in my work. You can honestly hear them grunt, groan and pushing what sounds like a bear out of their ass. Then comes the copious farting, loud turning of pages and splashes into the water. It's fucking disgusting. If you know you're a noisy shitter, hold back when you hear someone come in. I don't need to hear an entire orchestrated rendition of you taking a dump. It is appalling. Your shit does not sound like a Sade serenade. It sounds like a bowl of marbles being dropped into a wet box of seaweed.
Damn what if I'm just listening to my music?
You can't listen to music on a bluetooth.
Yeah you can. I have a bluetooth headset and bluetooth headphones and I can answer calls and listen to my music.
LOL, I had my daughters hair braided with extensions when she was 4. Her mother was PISSED! There she stood, in the driveway goin' off, looking damn sexy, (I love women with some attitude)she nearly got fucked right there IN the driveway. lol
Yup, did this too, although it was Wal-Mart. My daughter, then 3, decided to try me in public. Spanked her right in the middle of Wal-Mart. She looked at me with those big ol' brown eyes like, daddy.... HOW COULD YOU??? lol, haven't had any problems since.
and, AND they expect you to hold the door for them. I've had women walk right in front of me just knowing I'll open the door for them, without so much as acknowledging me.
And don't be behind a woman and expect HER to hold the door for you..... just sad.Uhh....
Lemme see....I hate,
People that say "axe" when you mean "ask". C'mon now, is it really THAT difficult?
People who drive big ass SUV's like they're cars. It's not a fuckin' car, it's a truck, that's why your dumb ass is in a ditch!
Black women, every black man that smiles and speaks DOES NOT want to fuck you, it's okay to smile and speak back.
Black women, just because a black man smiles and speaks DOES NOT mean he wants to fuck you. Don't stop and try and have a conversation, smile, speak, and keep it movin'.
Black men, pants saggin' past your ass? NO LONGER COOL. And that fuckin' penquin waddle is just gay!
Women, just because they make it in your size, does not mean you should be wearing it.
Men, quit whining! I hate whiners, but I despise men who whine.
And why oh WHY must people squeeze the toothpaste in the middle, on the sides, at the top, so that the tube looks like its been in a car accident, and you then need the jaws of life, just to get the toothpaste out! Roll from the bottom up people, not that difficult!
People that say "axe" when you mean "ask". C'mon now, is it really THAT difficult?
People who drive big ass SUV's like they're cars. It's not a fuckin' car, it's a truck, that's why your dumb ass is in a ditch!
Black women, every black man that smiles and speaks DOES NOT want to fuck you, it's okay to smile and speak back.
Black women, just because a black man smiles and speaks DOES NOT mean he wants to fuck you. Don't stop and try and have a conversation, smile, speak, and keep it movin'.
Black men, pants saggin' past your ass? NO LONGER COOL. And that fuckin' penquin waddle is just gay!
Women, just because they make it in your size, does not mean you should be wearing it.
Men, quit whining! I hate whiners, but I despise men who whine.
And why oh WHY must people squeeze the toothpaste in the middle, on the sides, at the top, so that the tube looks like its been in a car accident, and you then need the jaws of life, just to get the toothpaste out! Roll from the bottom up people, not that difficult!
LOL @ the toothpaste thing. I use Mentadent's pump.
But that reminded me of the ever so classic "swallow in the container". I hate that too.
Indian customer service representatives. If i wanted a got dam robot i would use the automated machine. I call to talk to somebody about my problem, not have somebody spit back choreographed responses that have nothing to do with the situation.
I already stopped going to fast food places with non english speaking taking my order, discontiniung outsourced customer "care" businesses is next.
I already stopped going to fast food places with non english speaking taking my order, discontiniung outsourced customer "care" businesses is next.
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