Pastor Marvin Sapp locks the doors and extracts $40K from his congregation

This!!!!

I don't give a damn about no bishop, pastor, preacher or the fucking pope!

Try to hold me hostage and there will be a lot of furniture moving.


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Last time i attended church...spokeswoman demanded congregation buy a new jet..since pastor's present jet did not allow him to travel wt his entire family/staff.

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I've told this story before, but I was at a church service where the congregation bought the preacher a new Caddie for his b'day, and his wife got up there before the service started to tell them the preacher appreciated the Caddie, but he was really hoping for a Jaguar. I looked over at Rev. Gimmiemore, and he was sitting on this throne looking depressed. I walked out.
 
They think people dumb...

OK, so you say that you close the doors because collection is the most vulnerable time the church faces... but now you're specifying that you're only closing the door... NOT locking them... even though you admit there's a security risk? Make it make sense! Why not invite the robbers in, you're not locking the doors just closing them, right...? RIGHT?!!?!

fuck outta here
 
The only time you’ll see me in a church is helping the pastor count the offerings and tithes. Yes I’ll take my cut, just like he’s doing too.
 

Pastor: nigs want air conditioning, lights, outlets, microphones, indoor plumbing , Wi-Fi, and other modern day shit that didn’t exist thousands of years ago when they enter church, but ya get mad that we upgraded payment systems to modern times by accepting credit card payments
 
I would have called the cops and kicked they ass tryna keep me locked in that church.I also would have sued like a muthafucka ring up multiple charges. Hell to fuck naw. Religion has been our downfall for centuries it's done more harm than good. I understand asking for donations for church upkeep and the operators of that church need a salary. When you're asking for lavish presents or flying first class fuck that.
 
I would have called the cops and kicked they ass tryna keep me locked in that church.I also would have sued like a muthafucka ring up multiple charges. Hell to fuck naw. Religion has been our downfall for centuries it's done more harm than good. I understand asking for donations for church upkeep and the operators of that church need a salary. When you're asking for lavish presents or flying first class fuck that.
When u in a sanctuary the doors usually lock
 


You see that's a white church. Black churches won't want to pay those processing fees......

A lot of the black churches, mega churches even have a website or direct pay (vendor, cash app, zelle) account because those fees are much cheaper than having a physical card processor.
 
You see that's a white church. Black churches won't want to pay those processing fees......

A lot of the black churches, mega churches even have a website or direct pay (vendor, cash app, zelle) account because those fees are much cheaper than having a physical card processor.
I'm glad that I no longer go to church.

Fuck dat!
 
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