Thats what happened to Quagmire he discovered Internet porn. Didn't come out of his house for weeks and had a brolic left arm.Whoever it was. Never watched the show, just saw the meme.... Either way, mu arm would be big as fuck!
on deserted island for 30 days no sexual contact you get $1,000,000
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Win it and then spend it to fuck em? Lol...You might as well fuck em for free for 30 days...
30 days... I can do it easily. ...but like are they gonna leave me alone? Cause if they're playing offense, that'll make it tougher.
Easy money
Easy money
Im not suggesting spending it on them to fucc, Im just saying, puzzy comes that much easier when ur rich!
This ones easy.... It's call marriage. Before you put the ring on the finger, its monkey flips in the bedroom! After its granny panties and full flannel pajamas! That mill is mine!!!!
Man I'm a piece of shit I can't do it. Soon as one of these bitches bends down to get a drink of water I'm running over there trying to lick her ass. Goddam Jack. Get yo shit together man!!! 
The only way this would be difficult is if they would get a mill to get you to fuck, while you get a mill not to.
I could still do it though
I could still do it though
I was just about to type this. What if her job was to get you to fuck? Sounds like an ill reality show!
As long as my locks had deadbolts on them at night so they couldn't cheat and rape me in my sleep we still on for the million dollars.
Man I'm a piece of shit I can't do it. Soon as one of these bitches bends down to get a drink of water I'm running over there trying to lick her ass. Goddam Jack. Get yo shit together man!!!
easy money. I'll fuck them hoes on day 31
See you lost already, say goodbye to that million Ol "Can I just put the tip in ass nigga"
yeah that nigga done for, next thing you know he all the way up in that bitch
still wouldn't matter cause it's my dick and i control what it does and dosen't do..give me my motherfucking money
by the way all the dudes saying day 31..well what if the deal was u never get the chance to fuck them after the 30 days???(still wouldn't matter to me give me my motherfucking money)
Day 31 somebody is getting fucked.
Nope!
Coming out broker than when I went in cause I'd be stuck with child support, rent, nails did, hair did, bags, and shoes!
Coming out broker than when I went in cause I'd be stuck with child support, rent, nails did, hair did, bags, and shoes!
Link to that light saber action please.
This^^^^^^^
Being fat, lite skin with a super round face, I haven't touched a women's pussy in 6 years. I can do 30 days easy. Not like the bitches would let me fuck any way 
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