Ok Ladies, You got a Guy coming thru...What's Ya Prep Work???(piggybackin)
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i think the ladies on this board can agree with me( a man) when i tell everyone what a woman must do before i run through her crib, guts, soul, mind and life.
1) wash your ass, armpits crack of ass, neck, bottom of your dirty feet, mouth & hair.
2) wash it again and put your fingers in your pussy and clean it out. smell comes from the inside most of the time not the outside. once most body fuilds hit air they start to form bacteria which causes odor, a by product of bacteria waste.
3) add no form of pefurm or lotion to your body. i hate tasting chemicals, i can deal with sweat somewhat.
4)turn on your air conditioner for the episode. i understand you can't aford the gase and light bill but allow me to be cofortable whilei am there.
5) do have your bathroom clean, no tampons, pads or adhesive paper from said products in the garbage. if i see a tampon/pad you have just wasted my time and i will make up an excuse to get my ass from someone else in a minute. it just won't be your turn today.
6)at least have bottled water if not fresh juice or wine. natures necture is the best stuff on earth so why not treat me to the best?
7) room must not be messy, dark, dank, odor laden with spray in the air junk.
8) i would prefere you not cook. i hate getting bubbleguts while mashing up your guts.
9) i am always down for a shower when i get there even though you know i take great pride in being fresh.
10) you must understand the first nut is special. it takes the edge off and allows us to give you the greatest fucking, deepest penetration, dick slapping, shit talking ever so suck us off first while we are sipping a drink that you brought us.
11) after you suck us off just be quiet for a few minutes and allow us to enable our bodies and mind to prepare for the finest fucking of your life.
12) limited talking is most likely a must after crazy sex. let us sleep. no radio, tv, loud cell phone talking. i know i am in YOUR home but for a minute treat me like a hotel guest.
13)always see me out to the street like i would you.
i hopei covered all the things a woman must/should do before i roll in.
1) wash your ass, armpits crack of ass, neck, bottom of your dirty feet, mouth & hair.
2) wash it again and put your fingers in your pussy and clean it out. smell comes from the inside most of the time not the outside. once most body fuilds hit air they start to form bacteria which causes odor, a by product of bacteria waste.
3) add no form of pefurm or lotion to your body. i hate tasting chemicals, i can deal with sweat somewhat.
4)turn on your air conditioner for the episode. i understand you can't aford the gase and light bill but allow me to be cofortable whilei am there.
5) do have your bathroom clean, no tampons, pads or adhesive paper from said products in the garbage. if i see a tampon/pad you have just wasted my time and i will make up an excuse to get my ass from someone else in a minute. it just won't be your turn today.
6)at least have bottled water if not fresh juice or wine. natures necture is the best stuff on earth so why not treat me to the best?
7) room must not be messy, dark, dank, odor laden with spray in the air junk.
8) i would prefere you not cook. i hate getting bubbleguts while mashing up your guts.
9) i am always down for a shower when i get there even though you know i take great pride in being fresh.
10) you must understand the first nut is special. it takes the edge off and allows us to give you the greatest fucking, deepest penetration, dick slapping, shit talking ever so suck us off first while we are sipping a drink that you brought us.
11) after you suck us off just be quiet for a few minutes and allow us to enable our bodies and mind to prepare for the finest fucking of your life.
12) limited talking is most likely a must after crazy sex. let us sleep. no radio, tv, loud cell phone talking. i know i am in YOUR home but for a minute treat me like a hotel guest.
13)always see me out to the street like i would you.
i hopei covered all the things a woman must/should do before i roll in.
i think the ladies on this board can agree with me( a man) when i tell everyone what a woman must do before i run through her crib, guts, soul, mind and life.
1) wash your ass, armpits crack of ass, neck, bottom of your dirty feet, mouth & hair.
2) wash it again and put your fingers in your pussy and clean it out. smell comes from the inside most of the time not the outside. once most body fuilds hit air they start to form bacteria which causes odor, a by product of bacteria waste.
3) add no form of pefurm or lotion to your body. i hate tasting chemicals, i can deal with sweat somewhat.
4)turn on your air conditioner for the episode. i understand you can't aford the gase and light bill but allow me to be cofortable whilei am there.
5) do have your bathroom clean, no tampons, pads or adhesive paper from said products in the garbage. if i see a tampon/pad you have just wasted my time and i will make up an excuse to get my ass from someone else in a minute. it just won't be your turn today.
6)at least have bottled water if not fresh juice or wine. natures necture is the best stuff on earth so why not treat me to the best?
7) room must not be messy, dark, dank, odor laden with spray in the air junk.
8) i would prefere you not cook. i hate getting bubbleguts while mashing up your guts.
9) i am always down for a shower when i get there even though you know i take great pride in being fresh.
10) you must understand the first nut is special. it takes the edge off and allows us to give you the greatest fucking, deepest penetration, dick slapping, shit talking ever so suck us off first while we are sipping a drink that you brought us.
11) after you suck us off just be quiet for a few minutes and allow us to enable our bodies and mind to prepare for the finest fucking of your life.
12) limited talking is most likely a must after crazy sex. let us sleep. no radio, tv, loud cell phone talking. i know i am in YOUR home but for a minute treat me like a hotel guest.
13)always see me out to the street like i would you.
i hopei covered all the things a woman must/should do before i roll in.
*slaps Rauldk dap*
My nigga!
i think the ladies on this board can agree with me( a man) when i tell everyone what a woman must do before i run through her crib, guts, soul, mind and life.
1) wash your ass, armpits crack of ass, neck, bottom of your dirty feet, mouth & hair.
2) wash it again and put your fingers in your pussy and clean it out. smell comes from the inside most of the time not the outside. once most body fuilds hit air they start to form bacteria which causes odor, a by product of bacteria waste.
3) add no form of pefurm or lotion to your body. i hate tasting chemicals, i can deal with sweat somewhat.
4)turn on your air conditioner for the episode. i understand you can't aford the gase and light bill but allow me to be cofortable whilei am there.
5) do have your bathroom clean, no tampons, pads or adhesive paper from said products in the garbage. if i see a tampon/pad you have just wasted my time and i will make up an excuse to get my ass from someone else in a minute. it just won't be your turn today.
6)at least have bottled water if not fresh juice or wine. natures necture is the best stuff on earth so why not treat me to the best?
7) room must not be messy, dark, dank, odor laden with spray in the air junk.
8) i would prefere you not cook. i hate getting bubbleguts while mashing up your guts.
9) i am always down for a shower when i get there even though you know i take great pride in being fresh.
10) you must understand the first nut is special. it takes the edge off and allows us to give you the greatest fucking, deepest penetration, dick slapping, shit talking ever so suck us off first while we are sipping a drink that you brought us.
11) after you suck us off just be quiet for a few minutes and allow us to enable our bodies and mind to prepare for the finest fucking of your life.
12) limited talking is most likely a must after crazy sex. let us sleep. no radio, tv, loud cell phone talking. i know i am in YOUR home but for a minute treat me like a hotel guest.
13)always see me out to the street like i would you.
i hopei covered all the things a woman must/should do before i roll in.
dam son i hope your prep list is that long when you going over to her house
you sound like the kinda dude that shows up and dosnt even bother to bring his own rubbers and then complains that the ones she got don't fit!!!
This dude is off the chain with this. My list is alot different and i'll probably have to sit downa nd think about it for a minute but his list is ....well. I don't know what woman would really take this seriously.
Why not?
Everything he listed is appropriate, in order, and warranted. Yes ma'am
Only part he left out was the taste test.
Gotta throw dem fangaz back up in dat monkey and put 'em in ya mouth to see what it taste like.
Not that I'ma be eating monkey
, but for her sake, it should taste tolerable. I like to see her lick her juices off my or her fingers.LoneStar29
Banned
Yeah I can't stand those sorts of demanding men ... there is nothing natural about it ... everything seems forced like it has to be an exact certain way or its not good ... it is AS annoying as when a woman is overly demanding
I don't get it. His list seems reasonable to me. Some of it shouldn't have to be listed, it should be understood, but it's all reasonable.
Reasonable to YOU. But, you have already admitted that you're socially inept i guess was a good word. I don't remember exactly what word you used. I think any woman who goes by this list for this guy? Gotta be some kind of hood rat child. That she's allowing some man to just "come through" in the first place without paying a toll.
If he IS paying a toll that changes everything.
If he IS paying a toll that changes everything.
Not me. But the way i see it, a lady who's doing it like this might as well get paid for usage of her services.
i think the ladies on this board can agree with me( a man) when i tell everyone what a woman must do before i run through her crib, guts, soul, mind and life.
1) wash your ass, armpits crack of ass, neck, bottom of your dirty feet, mouth & hair.
2) wash it again and put your fingers in your pussy and clean it out. smell comes from the inside most of the time not the outside. once most body fuilds hit air they start to form bacteria which causes odor, a by product of bacteria waste.
3) add no form of pefurm or lotion to your body. i hate tasting chemicals, i can deal with sweat somewhat.
4)turn on your air conditioner for the episode. i understand you can't aford the gase and light bill but allow me to be cofortable whilei am there.
5) do have your bathroom clean, no tampons, pads or adhesive paper from said products in the garbage. if i see a tampon/pad you have just wasted my time and i will make up an excuse to get my ass from someone else in a minute. it just won't be your turn today.
6)at least have bottled water if not fresh juice or wine. natures necture is the best stuff on earth so why not treat me to the best?
7) room must not be messy, dark, dank, odor laden with spray in the air junk.
8) i would prefere you not cook. i hate getting bubbleguts while mashing up your guts.
9) i am always down for a shower when i get there even though you know i take great pride in being fresh.
10) you must understand the first nut is special. it takes the edge off and allows us to give you the greatest fucking, deepest penetration, dick slapping, shit talking ever so suck us off first while we are sipping a drink that you brought us.
11) after you suck us off just be quiet for a few minutes and allow us to enable our bodies and mind to prepare for the finest fucking of your life.
12) limited talking is most likely a must after crazy sex. let us sleep. no radio, tv, loud cell phone talking. i know i am in YOUR home but for a minute treat me like a hotel guest.
13)always see me out to the street like i would you.
i hopei covered all the things a woman must/should do before i roll in.
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lol
if a woman invites me over... i expect her to have everything she needs at her crib to take care of the evening.
i ain't bringing shit over..... no wine, no dessert.....nothing.
i have to bring the condoms cause i know what i like.
btw, i forgot one.
She must have all her teeth. i don't fuck with women who have missing front, sides or molars except when widsom teeth have been removed.
not a good look when she smiles and you can see her tongue. may be good for a straw when drinking my nut but not a everyday thing.
i ain't bringing shit over..... no wine, no dessert.....nothing.
i have to bring the condoms cause i know what i like.
btw, i forgot one.
She must have all her teeth. i don't fuck with women who have missing front, sides or molars except when widsom teeth have been removed.
not a good look when she smiles and you can see her tongue. may be good for a straw when drinking my nut but not a everyday thing.
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