OK Fellas you got a chick coming thru....What's ya prep work???
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tell my other chick to get the fuck outta my house!
knock one of real quick if it has been a minute...fix the bed, place rubber at a easy to reach place, order shimp fried rice( bitches luv that shit) put a horro movie on = all night fucking
Wash ya nuts and roll one up if she blazes.
Do a quick 100 pushups to get my heart rate goin and take a swig of some drank.
i try 2 be as routine as possible, jus act like its regular shit, chicks know if they gonna fuck u or not once they meet u so doing 2 much extra shit will jus fuck up the pussy u had in the bag already, i mean u gotta do the common sense shit of course, clean house and all that but other then that dont act like they on a pedestal jus do what u do
1.Rub one out
2.Shower
3.Shave
4.Brush my teeth and use some mouthwash
5.Put on some deodorant and cologne
6.Put on some fresh clothes
7.Make sure my apartment is tidy
8.Make sure I have a few different kinds of drinks
2.Shower
3.Shave
4.Brush my teeth and use some mouthwash
5.Put on some deodorant and cologne
6.Put on some fresh clothes
7.Make sure my apartment is tidy
8.Make sure I have a few different kinds of drinks
knock one of real quick if it has been a minute...fix the bed, place rubber at a easy to reach place, order shimp fried rice( bitches luv that shit) put a horro movie on = all night fucking
man with a plan
All I do is change the sheets and make sure the crib is clean....especially the bathroom. I alway stay with juice so I may pull it out depending on the girl.
if ole girl comes to your crib good chance she's fucking...the only way she isn't is if you do some shit or she sees some shit in your crib that changes her mind. (ie: dirty ass bathroom or smelly crib). Key is to not give her the chance to talk herself out of fucking you
if ole girl comes to your crib good chance she's fucking...the only way she isn't is if you do some shit or she sees some shit in your crib that changes her mind. (ie: dirty ass bathroom or smelly crib). Key is to not give her the chance to talk herself out of fucking you
if its a new chick then maybe i might do some of this stuff but if its my weekly jump off coming through im answering the door butt naked cuz she already know what time it is
All the times I done this and I cant even remember due to alcohol
Get drinks handy
Gotta have Juice or some type of classic movie
Make sure bathroom ready
Get drinks handy
Gotta have Juice or some type of classic movie
Make sure bathroom ready
What the fuck niggas talking bout rubbing one out?
Just take a couple swigs of some liq and you showed be rowing all night.
I usually just make sure the bathroom is on point and frebreeze the couch.
Just take a couple swigs of some liq and you showed be rowing all night.
I usually just make sure the bathroom is on point and frebreeze the couch.
Damn some of y'all still have to masturbate before smashing a new chick, I have to worry more about if the bitch will say something silly that will stop my dick from getting hard. Shit that I worry about is if I will have to spend more than 30 min trying to get the pussy, if so chances are my dick might lose interest.
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling 
my house is stays clean
my sheets stay fresh
i have groceries and drinks
so basically all i'd do depending on the time is hit the shower up, and if we arent going anywhere put on the basketball shorts and a shirt and maybe put in a smooth cd if the mood strikes. sometimes it aint even about that to be honest with you. there's been plenty of times i've got shit poppin while we were watching shit like lean on me...i'm hitting something listening to "fair eastside" in the background
my sheets stay fresh
i have groceries and drinks
so basically all i'd do depending on the time is hit the shower up, and if we arent going anywhere put on the basketball shorts and a shirt and maybe put in a smooth cd if the mood strikes. sometimes it aint even about that to be honest with you. there's been plenty of times i've got shit poppin while we were watching shit like lean on me...i'm hitting something listening to "fair eastside" in the background
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
Where dey do at?
LOL! Nigga said, "Rub one out"! Hell nawl!
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LOL! Nigga said, "Rub one out"! Hell nawl!
Got to.... 1st joint comes way too quick....
2nd be and hour and half away... (Who I'm kidding... second joint quick too)
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
I don't think its desperation...some cats like myself like the apt clean when company comes over...and if you're going to have sex whats wrong with smelling and looking right?
any woman that feels like thats desperation is just bird bitch IMO.....
ya'll kats are doing way too much for these chicks,,, just clean your crib & wash your ass,,, that's it!,,, ya'll are trying to adjust the lighting, ordering food & wearing smokers jackets & shit,,, when chicks peep desperation, they are not gonna fuck you,,, & ya'll kats jacking off before company comes over, really need counseling
last longer that way
...thank u. I never understood that.
I just make sure I have clean sheets, febreze my couch and the bathroom is clean. Wine is good too. My personal hygiene is good already and I always have candles around anyway, so I just make sure shit is clean.
To make a good impression...I'm Married and still do it (not on purpose majority time, just BGOL and homegrown lol)
My Wife and I have very demanding schedules so we only sex like once a week, I love making a good impression on her so I ain't trying to go out in a minute.
-Tidy up the spot
-Wash the nuts
-Febreeze the sheets
-Put the condoms on the nightstand
I get out of doing all the extra shit by just being aggresive when she gets there like I can't hold back my lust for her.
*Door bell rings*
-I answer
-"Hey Spidey..."
-*grabs her hand and leads her straight to the bedroom where I start kissing and taking off her clothes*
All that extra stuff like smoking,drinking,watching movies,and having long drawn out convos gets her used to bullshitting.
-Wash the nuts
-Febreeze the sheets
-Put the condoms on the nightstand
I get out of doing all the extra shit by just being aggresive when she gets there like I can't hold back my lust for her.
*Door bell rings*
-I answer
-"Hey Spidey..."
-*grabs her hand and leads her straight to the bedroom where I start kissing and taking off her clothes*
All that extra stuff like smoking,drinking,watching movies,and having long drawn out convos gets her used to bullshitting.
i get rid of that first nut... cuz i like to last at least 15-20 minutes ... and i know with my equipment ... that if i can make it passed the first 2-3 minutes ... i can last at least that long ..
my ego ... messes with me ... in this area ... i don't wanna be "that dude" ... i can't even front ...
it doesn't matter if she's a one night stand, jumpoff, girlfriend, whatever ...
its one of the things i'm insecure about ...
my ego ... messes with me ... in this area ... i don't wanna be "that dude" ... i can't even front ...
it doesn't matter if she's a one night stand, jumpoff, girlfriend, whatever ...
its one of the things i'm insecure about ...
What the fuck niggas talking bout rubbing one out?
Just take a couple swigs of some liq and you showed be rowing all night.
I usually just make sure the bathroom is on point and frebreeze the couch.
I own stock in frebreeze, chicks like that shit more then cologne 
I've bust early on more than one occasion, but I ain't never rubbed one out in advance. Drink liquor but not too much.
1. Clean
2. Wash ur ass
3. Have some wine ready
4. Have a movie ready
5. Chocolate, if its a first visit
6. Somethin good to make em sleep, home cooked or whatever.
7. Dick
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1. Clean
2. Wash ur ass
3. Have some wine ready
4. Have a movie ready
5. Chocolate, if its a first visit
6. Somethin good to make em sleep, home cooked or whatever.
7. Dick
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