Props to JonEBlaze for your continued efforts during these tumultuous times.
SALUTE! Manicure...check. Pedicure...check. Designer handbag...check. Yeah, you gonna have to break some bread if you get with this one. She wants some shit.
Plaid ain't so bad! Its code. Plaid and played. One letter's difference. Same sound. Both end with you in a hotel on that burundanga with an empty bank account and no memory of what happened. Plaid 'll get you played. Sad, you won't get laid.
You told her you had a 'vette. She thought you meant CORvette. You really meant CHEvette. She didn't care because you had two fat ass joints and a bottle of that henny.
She's giving me good vibes. Maybe its the smile? I'm not sure but whatever it is, I like it.