Nice White Ass
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Ely is one of the wildest and most spontaneous women you've ever dated. You went out to dinner at Carmine's and when you excused yourself to go to the bathroom, Ely followed (last Tuesday, it was a slow night, and not crowded)
What you didn't realize was that she walked into the men's bathroom stall with you and told you that if you can't last for 5 minutes she'll pay for dinner.
What you didn't realize was that she walked into the men's bathroom stall with you and told you that if you can't last for 5 minutes she'll pay for dinner.
You have a slight problem, well actually your friend Ryan does. As a favor to a friend you let Alexandra stay at you place for a few weeks (her cousin is a good friend and her place is being renovated and she along with husband and kids have been staying with her parents).
Alexandra treats you like you're her brother, but she has a crush on your friend Ryan (Ryan reminds her of Reggie Bush, and people used to tell her that she's built like Kim Kardashian).
Only problem, Ryan is married. We'll see how things go when he gets comes over to watch the Spence v. Crawford fight.
(I don't have the heart to tell him she plans on wearing this)
Alexandra treats you like you're her brother, but she has a crush on your friend Ryan (Ryan reminds her of Reggie Bush, and people used to tell her that she's built like Kim Kardashian).
Only problem, Ryan is married. We'll see how things go when he gets comes over to watch the Spence v. Crawford fight.
(I don't have the heart to tell him she plans on wearing this)
Your cousin had a Hate/Love relationship with his next door neighbor, Angel. Since he was home during the day UPS and FedEx would sometimes leave her packages with him.
He didn't mind because she would sometimes cook for him or treat him to take out food when she ordered. The problem was that Angel has a nice figure and he wanted to sleep with her, but she would always "shut down" any advances that he made towards her.
But, what exacerbated the situation of that she would come to the door almost nude when he would bring her packages over in the evening (he suspected she did this on purpose to tease him).
He didn't mind because she would sometimes cook for him or treat him to take out food when she ordered. The problem was that Angel has a nice figure and he wanted to sleep with her, but she would always "shut down" any advances that he made towards her.
But, what exacerbated the situation of that she would come to the door almost nude when he would bring her packages over in the evening (he suspected she did this on purpose to tease him).
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