**Nasty Astrology** Read Your Sign...

[UnoBetter2]

HMMMMM INTERESTING!!

Glade I didnt use my real birthday!

 

[MrMotivator]

Damn see how Scorps run tings no but really we do









Peace

This is true

 

[LoneStar29]

Scorpio
They are disruptive and cruel, and they like it like that. They go out there way to irritate everyone around them and are very argumentative. There emotions are so powerful, it will tear us apart. They are a magnet of weak and unstable people and they love to control them. They hate routine and go out of there way for unconventional ways. They steal, kill, and plot with a smile. They dress very well and are always polished. They like to inflict pain on helpless creatures, which means the rest of us. They will commit every sexual taboo their is and invent a few. To fall in love you need a heart, unfortunately they have a lump ice there. If you fall for them, they will dominate, control, and possess you. If you like slave-master relationships, this is perfect. If you are going to sleep with one, make sure you have endurance and stamina. They have super human strength and like to have sex for long hours. They like nasty, sadistic, kinky sex. They are jealous lovers so don't be unfaithful. They seek revenge in blood and pain. If they have a career, they do best in one that has many secrets, like government researcher.

lonestar is a scorpio too?

as far as the other shit, i use my powers for good instead of evil.

I know you didn't just ...

















































Yes, yes I am

 

[actinanass]

man my sign.

the only thing that I agree with is the deviant sex thing. Everything else is untrue.

 

[capcomq]

Here are some of the nasty things about your sign that your astrologist won't tell you. Read it, its funny....
This is supposed to be the bad side of your sign....


Cancer
They have no life of their own so they like to hear about everyone else's. They have no style, they are gullible, and they are destined to be fat no matter what they eat. They are self pitying, emotional, limp rags. They are unstable, borderline barking mad. They spy on people, smother, never take risks, agoraphobic, gossipy, and have no sense of reality. They like to keep their dirty sexual likes secret until you are with them and they expect you to perform some deviant sex act. But once they have their fill, they will ignore you or do anything to avoid sex with you. Bizarre creatures. They can earn a lot of money but they will spend it all on themselves. The often inherit wealth or marry rich.
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Your Resident Phone Madame!

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I just came across this lol, interesting. Not commiting, I can see how a person can get some of this. Not bad, and yes, pretty funny especially that Leo business, that one was almost 100%

 

[geist]

Sagittarius
They are status seeking snobs who secretly really care what others think of them. They don't have much of a personality and they think they have some sort of hidden talent -- dancer, singer, artist but they are talentless. There are two types of Sagittarius, the depressed hermit, or the know it all type. They like to think they are center of attention but they blend nicely with wallpaper. When they fall in love, its with people who cater to them and there fake egos. They never show affection, emotions, or feelings with there partner and they lose them. They are often skinny and they like fat partners, yup they love the big'uns. When you get them into bed, they are hopeless lovers. They like the thought more than the act. In business, they call in sick so often, the employer forgets they work there. They have hard times finding jobs because they flunk so much in school.


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That's fucked up! But kinda true.

 

[itzmotto]

Some parts of mines are way off.Basically about the sex and being a neet freak