**Name Your NBA "All-Hate" Team.

MaximusBlaque

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Name your team, position by position, a starting 5 of players that you just can't or couldn't stand when they were playing and why.

PG-John Stockon. I hated that lil mofo with a passion. "Stockon to Malone" all day and night, but no one ring to show for it.

SG-Kobe Bryant. Arrogant, thought he could win without the Diesel. Nothing better than watching a muhfucka you can't stand get proven wrong.

SF-Tim Thomas. Got kicked off a team for being a fat and lazy slob. Came back and balled for one half of a season and later returned to being a bum.

PF-Karl Malone- Dirty player. Glad that mofo NEVER got the best of the bulls in the finals. I still remember that shot that Jordan dropped on the Jazz while when he shook Russell. I hope a fuckin horse kicks him at his ranch wherever the fuck he's living now.

C-Eric Dampier. Never like his game. Simple as that.
Cb.-Bill Lambier- Fuckin cry baby. :angry:



















^^^^But I don't hate her. :D
 
1.) Latrell Sprewell - okay game bought the ghetto to the league, sent whites and their dollars home

2.) World B. Free - the only person in the league that would pull up from 30 feet out on a 3 on 1 break

3.) Ralph Sampson - the greatest college player never ti do or be shit.

4.) Shawn Kemp - the hood thing again

5.) Dirk Nowinski - its easy for a 7'2" er to shoot over a small forward but athletism concours all...he is getting undressed in the playoffs
 
REMINGTON_BLACK said:
I see that kobe will be in everyones post
If it makes ya feel any better, it was a toss up between Kobe and Reggie Miller...But Reggie has been a bit more tolerable now that he's on TV. But Kobe? Fizzuck that chump.
 
Point Guard: Danny Ainge - Hated that little cryin'-assed pussy-assed whiteboy with as much hate and one cat could summon for an NBA player. Wanted his assed kicked every game and for him to literally get undercut, land on his neck and be paralyzed from the neck down. Over-rated sissy.

Forward: Bill Lambeer - Dirty mutha fucka that wasn't shit. Hated he EVER got a ring as a result of being on those Detroit squads.

Guard: John Stockton - Like MaxBlaque said, dirty as fuck and and NEVER got the label as such thanks to the majority of sport reporters being old white dudes.

Forward: Danny Ferry - HUGELY over-rated out of Duke. Nuff said.

Center: Kevin McHale - Frankenstein looking freak was lucky to have Robert Parrish around to help shoulder the Celtics' center load. Otherwise, his ass wouldn've been out of the game 5-6 seasons sooner than he did. Another dirty cat.

Honorable Mention:
Kobe Bryant
Kelly Tripucka
Tim Duncan
Dan Marlje
Allen Iverson
Karl Malone


D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)
 
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C-Shaq Doughnuts (laziest mofo to ever play in the league)
PF-Karl "the cracka" Malone
SF-Rick Fox
SG-Reggie Miller
PG-Danny Ainge/ Jason Kidd tie
 
D-Nice 1 said:
Point Guard: Danny Ainge - Hated that little cryin'-assed pussy-assed whiteboy with as much hate and one cat could summon for an NBA player. Wanted his assed kicked every game and for him to literally get undercut, land on his neck and be paralyzed from the neck down. Over-rated sissy.

I'm from Detroit so I hated this mofo too...

D-Nice 1 said:
Forward: Bill Lambeer - Dirty mutha fucka that wasn't shit. Hated he EVER got a ring as a result of being on those Detroit squads.

Only a Piston's fan could love Laimbeer. I expect him to be on everyone's list :lol:

D-Nice 1 said:
Guard: John Stockton - Like MaxBlaque said, dirty as fuck and and NEVER got the label as such thanks to the majority of sport reporters being old white dudes.

I had no problem with this muthafucka into he took Zeke's spot on the Dream Team..supposedly Mike was behind it..but anyone... Zeke used to light that muthafucka up after that dream team shit :yes:

D-Nice 1 said:
Center: Kevin McHale - Frankenstein looking freak was lucky to have Robert Parrish around to help shoulder the Celtics' center load. Otherwise, his ass wouldn've been out of the game 5-6 seasons sooner than he did. Another dirty cat.

That entire Celtic's squad was a bunch of monster looking mofos... but McHale may have been the best low post player in the history of the game. Definitely top 3 power forward in the history of the game... his low post game was NASTY.
 
eewwll said:
That entire Celtic's squad was a bunch of monster looking mofos... but McHale may have been the best low post player in the history of the game. Definitely top 3 power forward in the history of the game... his low post game was NASTY.
McHales' game was tight but I still hated that bastard. I didn't respect him or his game. Bird, on the other hand, had my respect though I hated the shit out of him.

My list was about pure hatred. :D

D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)
 
eewwll said:
That entire Celtic's squad was a bunch of monster looking mofos... but McHale may have been the best low post player in the history of the game. Definitely top 3 power forward in the history of the game... his low post game was NASTY.

Co-sign 1000 %
McHale was devastating on the low block. That high-shouldered m'Fucker used to dance in the paint and his up and under moves and drop steps should be taught to any big man that wants to learn how to play basketball.
 
Guards...Danny F**king Ainge...the only thing I will add to D-Nice 1's well put discription is now he is back as the most hated,rotten GM in history also.
Just look at the Celtics...

And it's funny...McHale has done nothing as a GM with the Timberwolves.Bird has screwed up the Pacers...nice trade he made with the Warriors,he certainly made them better.And of course Danny...

In the meantime,Robert Parish has wanted a chance to coach..and DJ,rest his soul,wanted a chance in the worst way.

I think I see a pattern with the Big 5...

But,back to the thread...

Other guards...Jerry Sisting,Scott Wedman,back from the Celtics really 'white' days.
John Starks,I hated his game..his face,everything about him...

Center,Bill Walton...Abdul Jabbar would out rebound him,out score him,but the year they had a better team than Kareem's Lakers...they would lie and say how Walton out-played him.

Forwards,Karl Malone...see above.
Darius Miles...I hate him and what he stands for.This young punk is being paid almost 8 million dollars this season.But was given too much too soon to ever actually work on his game.He can stick a ball between his butt cheeks and dunk it,but can't do a simple pick and roll...and he does not care,nor does he have to.
 
DADDY4HOES said:
1.) Latrell Sprewell - okay game bought the ghetto to the league, sent whites and their dollars home

2.) World B. Free - the only person in the league that would pull up from 30 feet out on a 3 on 1 break

3.) Ralph Sampson - the greatest college player never ti do or be shit.

4.) Shawn Kemp - the hood thing again

5.) Dirk Nowinski - its easy for a 7'2" er to shoot over a small forward but athletism concours all...he is getting undressed in the playoffs
"ghetto"? "hood thing"? Your gonna have to explain this to me. Sprewell put asses in the seats at msg, and the last time i recall msg is where the money is at. Shawn kemp was ahead of his time and everyone wants to be as athletic as he was back in the day. Look at shawn kemp's higlights on youtube and maybe u wil change ur mind
 
eewwll said:
but McHale may have been the best low post player in the history of the game. Definitely top 3 power forward in the history of the game... his low post game was NASTY.

Still the only player to shoot 60% from the Field and 80% from the Line in the same season (and nearly did it back-to-back). Was robbed of the MVP in '86-'87 (26.1 PPG, 9.9 REB, 60% FG, 84% FT), finishing a ridiculous 4th behind Magic, Jordan and Bird (who was going for his 4th straight). McHale was virtually unstoppable that year.
 
eric snow- how the fuck is he still in the league
bruce bowen- fucking loser
robert horry- i just fucking hate him
smush parker- wouldn't last on a NBDL team
 

SG-Kobe Bryant. Arrogant, thought he could win without the Diesel. Nothing better than watching a muhfucka you can't stand get proven wrong



This is the ONLY one!!!
 
Power Forward: Xavier McDaniel. Talk about a player with no skill. Was just a big thug and contributed nothing to the league. I was glad when MJ and the Bulls would beat the snot out of New York and Boston or whatever other team he played for.

Small Forward: Danny Ferry. Personally started my hatred of Duke players and was extremely over rated. (Great White Hype) Didn't have the skill to back up the press he got.

Center: Alonzo Mourning. I used to like him at Georgetown, even liked him in Charlotte with the Hornets, but he turned out to be a whiny bitch. He cried about calls like someone who was 5' 8" and he was 6' 10". Plus he was way too cocky and arrogant.

Shooting Guard: Kobe Bryant. More his fans than him. Arrogant, cocky and not worth the praise he gets. His fans have an unhealthy man crush on him. Also, at the same time, there was Reggie Miller. He was just too good at times and lived to torment the Bulls. Something he excelled at. Only thing I liked seeing him do was torch the Knicks, only because he used to do it to the Bulls so much.

Point Guard: John Stockton/Isaiah Thomas. Both dirty players, only Zeke got the label. Thomas led the Pistons off the court and didn't shake the Bulls hands in 91 when they got swept out the ECF. Still haven't forgiven him for that.
 
Blunt said:
Still the only player to shoot 60% from the Field and 80% from the Line in the same season (and nearly did it back-to-back). Was robbed of the MVP in '86-'87 (26.1 PPG, 9.9 REB, 60% FG, 84% FT), finishing a ridiculous 4th behind Magic, Jordan and Bird (who was going for his 4th straight). McHale was virtually unstoppable that year.

*sigh*.....Blunt, c'mon. :smh:


D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)​

 
:angry: 1. Michael Jordan
2. Scottie Pippen
3. Bill Cartwright
4. Steve Kerr
5. Whoever else that bitch ass muhfucka was that helped keep the Cavs out of the finals for those back to back seasons in the 90's
:hmm:
 
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center- ron seikely
power forward- bill lamebeer, cliff robinson(for that 1991 fumble against the lakers),kenyon martin
small forward- charles smith(93 knicks) for letting the bulls block his shot)shooting guard- kobe, stackhouse, derek anderson
point guard- greg anthony, jason williams(baby bulls)

coaches-mike dunleavy, pj carlesemo, george karl
 
ClevelandDawg216 said:
:angry: 1. Michael Jordan
2. Scottie Pippen
3. Bill Cartwright
4. Steve Kerr
5. Whoever else that bitch ass muhfucka was that helped keep the Cavs out of the finals for those back to back seasons in the 90's
:hmm:

:lol: :lol:
 
PG- John Stockton (dirty as all hell)

SG-Hubert Davis (fuck Hue Hollins too)

SG(2)-Reggie Miller (gained my respect with the performance against NY in '94: lost it when he pushed off of Jordan to nail a GW 3 in the '98 ECF, then proceed to jump around in circles like a little faggot bitch.

SG(3)-Isiah Thomas (respect his game, but don't respect him. Watching him and the rest of the bitch-ass Pistons walk off the floor with a minute left in Game 4 of the '91 ECF w/o congratulation the Bulls did it for me)

SF- Bruce Bowen (dirty, overrated. Someone needs to str8 take the suspension and steal on his ass one good time)

SF(2)-Danny Ferry (hated this fucker even at Duke; one of the HIGHLIGHTS of my childhood was watch Pervis Ellison and Louisville beat Duke in the '86 Nat'l Championship)

PF- Rick Mahorn (Just never like him)

C-Alonzo Mourning (the only reason I didn't want Miami to win last season)
 
ClevelandDawg216 said:
:angry: 1. Michael Jordan
2. Scottie Pippen
3. Bill Cartwright
4. Steve Kerr
5. Whoever else that bitch ass muhfucka was that helped keep the Cavs out of the finals for those back to back seasons in the 90's
:hmm:
Like they had a chance anyway. By the way, Steve Kerr wasn't on those teams in the early 90's :lol:
 
cold-n-cocky said:
SG(3)-Isiah Thomas (respect his game, but don't respect him. Watching him and the rest of the bitch-ass Pistons walk off the floor with a minute left in Game 4 of the '91 ECF w/o congratulation the Bulls did it for me)


I'm from Detroit and even I think that was some classless shit. Jordan never forgave him for that ever..he even talks about this in one of hist most recent books. I think all the starting 5 except Dumars walked off..
 
eewwll said:
I'm from Detroit and even I think that was some classless shit. Jordan never forgave him for that ever..he even talks about this in one of hist most recent books. I think all the starting 5 except Dumars walked off..
and John Salley. The Bulls gave him tickets to the finals. That's why it was easy to bring him on the squad later on.

Matter of fact, some of those same Pistons won a ring with the Bulls. James Edwards, John Salley, and Dennis Rodman, also the Chief Robert Parish.
 
Playing Now:
1. Bruce Bowen - That mofo is dirty as hell and I can't wait for someone to really wail on him
2. Tim Duncan - Mofo is boring as hell to watch and can't stand his damn bank shots every other second
3. Kobe Bryant - Same reasons everyone else said combined
4.Dirk Knowitzki - Mofo is soft as pudding and gets nominated for MVP but can't play like one consistently
5. Derek Fisher/Robert Horry - overrated mofos who always seem to find themselves on good teams
HM: Jason Collins - what a waste of height

Retired:
1. Reggie Miller - dirty player always whining bout no calls and acting like a str8 up yatch
2. John Stockton - if the tight ass scrotum hugger shorts wasn't bad enough, he was a dirty player who never got called out there for it
3. Karl "Catfish" Malone - dirtiest player i ever saw and im glad that mofo never got a ring.
4. Danny Ferry - Just never liked him or his game
5. Charles Smith - how the hell are you a low post player and go up soft in the post. he fucking cost the knicks a championship :angry:
 
:angry: the boston celtics,,,when they had larry bird, kevin mchale, robert parrish, dennis johnson R.I.P.D.J. danny ainge , the black coach,,i forgot his name,, fuck him too ,,and i hate their fans also.



:angry:oh i forgot, i hate george bush too.
 
Bruce Bowen - Dirty ass player. Somebody needs to stomp on his feet while coming down from a jumper
Dirk - Soft as baby shit
Gilbert Arenas - He can play his ass off but hes just weird to me. WTF is a hibachi
David Stern - His bitch ass is trying to gradually take blacks out of the game. I guarantee you if he didnt change the rules a few years ago half of the Euros and whiteboys who are playing now wouldn't even be in the league. Fuck that cracka
 
all for the SAME reason. bringing their sorry ass, offensive minded, garbage trash game into the league and polluting a good sport:

G: sarunas marciulionis
G: drazen petrovic
F: tobe
F: pau gasol
C: dirk nowitzki

dishonorabe mentions for various other reasons: marques johnson, danny ferry, stephen jackson, derek anderson
 
cold-n-cocky said:
PG- John Stockton (dirty as all hell)

SG-Hubert Davis (fuck Hue Hollins too)

SG(2)-Reggie Miller (gained my respect with the performance against NY in '94: lost it when he pushed off of Jordan to nail a GW 3 in the '98 ECF, then proceed to jump around in circles like a little faggot bitch.

SG(3)-Isiah Thomas (respect his game, but don't respect him. Watching him and the rest of the bitch-ass Pistons walk off the floor with a minute left in Game 4 of the '91 ECF w/o congratulation the Bulls did it for me)

SF- Bruce Bowen (dirty, overrated. Someone needs to str8 take the suspension and steal on his ass one good time)

SF(2)-Danny Ferry (hated this fucker even at Duke; one of the HIGHLIGHTS of my childhood was watch Pervis Ellison and Louisville beat Duke in the '86 Nat'l Championship)

PF- Rick Mahorn (Just never like him)

C-Alonzo Mourning (the only reason I didn't want Miami to win last season)

Being a die-hard Bulls fan, I'm gonna have to go against some of the players that otherwise tormented the Bulls during the Championships and still get under my skin when I think about it.

Kevin Johnson - PHX - I hated this little squirrely mf. His lil Jordan wannabe ass, thinking he could hang. I don't know what it was but he just got on my nerves.

Reggie Miller - IND - Skinny, Ferengi lookalike from Star Trek. I couldn't stand his ass either, but dude did have game.

I forgot dude's name from Cleveland that was talking all that smack , oh yeah Gerald Wilkins. Another wannabe that got his shit handed to him. Dude looked like the lead singer from Force MDs, hairstyle and all.

John Starks - NY - I can't stand that mf either. I thought he would have redeemed himself when he got traded to Tha Team, but then he started acting like the lil bitch I thought he was!!! (see Denny Green). That just solidified my hate for his little punk ass.

And outside of that - Shaq. Dominant my ass, I never liked him as a basketball player. If I was as tall as and weighed more than anyone else in the league (except Shawn Kemp when he fell off), I would be dominant as hell too. Anything 5 ft. outside of the basket is off limits for him. No jumper, no free throws, nothing. All he gotta do is bump and tower over everyone and dude act like he the holy saint and shouldn't get fouled? Please. Not to contradict myself, but I think he's alright, I just always thought that he was hyped as a great basketball player when it was more his physique and not his ability that got him there.
 
point gaurd....isaiah thomas.great player but acted like a lil bitch at times

shooting guards...jordan and reggie miiler.they always killed the knicks

small forward...larry bird.i hate white cats with game

power forward...karl malone.another great player that acted like a bitch

center...bill lambier.straight bitch
 
pg-- chris jackson aka mahmud abdul rauf.... whatever his name is... his Ticking ass just came across as a dumb fuck 2 me..... always taking ill advised shots at crucial moments....

sg-- Clyde Drexler... overrated piece of shit ass no jump shot having always staring at the basketball no left hand snoop dogg looking dancing with models one leg bitch sky walker ass phi slamma jamma bamma receding hair line Blazing Rocketing Ass only got a ring becuz of Olajuwon ass nigga :lol:

sf- Scott Pippen--- Blessed with gr8 physical skills for basketball and aint use not one of them properly.... just his mere existence on the court used to piss me off.... what a bum w/o Jordan his name would not even be considered household

pf-- Karl Malone-- its true i really never liked this horse riding bitch

C-- This one is extra easy....... Kevin Duckworth-- what a bum :lol:
 
MaximusBlaque said:
If it makes ya feel any better, it was a toss up between Kobe and Reggie Miller...But Reggie has been a bit more tolerable now that he's on TV. But Kobe? Fizzuck that chump.

YO WHAT VIDEO IS THAT IN YOUR AVATAR. DROP IT IF YOU GOT IT.
 
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