It was fucked up. Chicks was confronting me over shit that happened 20 years ago. In front of my wife.My wife asked me if I wanted to attend mine.
I told her I was good on that. I’m not even trying to have that conversation.
Name the worst place to take your woman
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so what you say? shiiidd i'd play that shit off like i don't remember..or care.
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Work holiday party if you work in the mental health or medical field
I've DJed a few of those. Some of the saddest, worst organized events I've ever seen.
My class ain't even have a reunion I guess we dont fuck with each other like that.
Nah fr fr, majority of us dont live in Augusta anymore.
Nah fr fr, majority of us dont live in Augusta anymore.
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The funny thing about these chicks is, they were "out of your league" when we were in HS, and then when they see us doing good, they "always had a crush on you", or when you tell them you had as crush on them, they'll say, "Why didn't you say anything?" Um, because you considered yourself out of my league. I had the head cheerleader tell me about 20 years ago, "When I saw your video on BET, I was telling everybody how I had a crush on you back in school!"
Me:
That's trifling asf.
How it go?! She got down?
My sis in law is a Guyanese chick raised in Flatbush like my wife. Her and her hubby went to his HS reunion, and this chick kept rubbing his leg and telling him how good he looked. He saw my sis in law taking her earrings off, and he shut that shit down with the hurry upness!
This reminds me of a story. She wasn't my woman at the time, but we did eventually ended up having a relationship.House party with mostly male athletes.
Ballroom dance for marines
Anyway, I was stationed in Japan and old girl (who's Japanese) and her friend wanted to go out to the club and asked if I wanted to join them. I was geeked because I was trying to hit. I said yes and off we all went. The club they wanted to go to was located on a Army base, it didn't dawn on me that the reason they wanted me to go was because I had the ID card and could sign them on base. Anyway, I'm not a big dude (keep this in mind) and we proceeded to walk into this club with wall to wall Army niggas. We get a table and start vibing but then the wave of dudes seeing I got two chicks with me start to hit the table. Remember that episode of Martin when him and Gina went to the club? It reminded me of that, just me fruitlessly fighting off these dudes so I can holla at the one girl (I didn't care about her friend), lol.
Anyway, long story short. Never take your woman (or a woman you like) to a club full of dudes.
My class ain't even have a reunion I guess we dont fuck with each other like that.
Nah fr fr, majority of us dont live in Augusta anymore.
social media destroyed class reunions.
I was with one chick, then went through her friends, but they wasn’t friends at the time! They sitting there comparing notes over 20 years, and that’s the bullshit. It was crazy. My wife was extra cool, but never again.
Shit just petty, like get a life bitch. I woulda asked, so what have you done with your life?
Bruh, this almost happened to me in Guam and in Panama but I fucked the Panamaniac. Fuck the pleasantries. If they wanted access to those places, allow them to prove it.This reminds me of a story. She wasn't my woman at the time, but we did eventually ended up having a relationship.
Anyway, I was stationed in Japan and old girl (who's Japanese) and her friend wanted to go out to the club and asked if I wanted to join them. I was geeked because I was trying to hit. I said yes and off we all went. The club they wanted to go to was located on a Army base, it didn't dawn on me that the reason they wanted me to go was because I had the ID card and could sign them on base. Anyway, I'm not a big dude (keep this in mind) and we proceeded to walk into this club with wall to wall Army niggas. We get a table and start vibing but then the wave of dudes seeing I got two chicks with me start to hit the table. Remember that episode of Martin when him and Gina went to the club? It reminded me of that, just me fruitlessly fighting off these dudes so I can holla at the one girl (I didn't care about her friend), lol.
Anyway, long story short. Never take your woman (or a woman you like) to a club full of dudes.
what have your seen? tell us
Nothing too egregious. Mostly just overworked office staff using the least amount of money and effort needed to cobble a holiday party together. At one spot they had to pay the staff just to show up. Folks bring their significant others so that they don't have to talk with their coworkers.
The only exception was a feline dentistry convention at the SF Exploratorium. Nothing strokes my ego more than yelling "can I get a meow meow" and having a whole crowd of 40-60 year old veterinarians yell back.
At bars wife be all on me
I don’t drink anymore so I notice the birds lol
it’s my new entertainment
Fuck you...lil crumbsnatchin floor licking...ass bitch...I will use your body as a broom to sweep cow shit up with...you hear me you flaming Cheeto looking muffucka?
wow.. this sounds like a surreal scene.... lol.. i can't image.. damn paying staff to show up? geez... meow meow? shit gets real up in there. WTF who ever knew there is such a thing called a feline dentistry convention? I guess there is money all over the place if you know where to look.
LAN ( LYING ASS NIGGA)!!! stop the thread jacking. You got at me 5x or more. Create a thread so I can body your dumb ass and stop fucking up other people threads with your lying ass, you coward muthafucka! you ain't gonna do shit!
Bitch...you roll when Daddy tell....you...you my whipping bitch...hurry up and respond...foe I put this strap to your hoe ass....boy
Since you a bitch...you should have been known...where hoes go...ya feel me...you dick tying punk muffucka you
I'd suffocate you with a pillow...while beating you in the head with a brick...you dick sucking wannabe a Mayne sissy lesbian faggit
Why?
Dear Killagram
I apologize if I ever said something about you out of turn. I apologize for misspeaking. I apologize for everything negative I ever said about you. Sincerely dasailr03.
To your child’s daycare with your wife.
Would any of you guys invite your girlfriend to the same resort that you're having your honeymoon?
Would any of you guys invite your girlfriend to the same resort that you're having your honeymoon?
The best way to play for something as ridiculous as a cat dentist convention is lean into it completely. After the speaker made their presentation I played the old meow mix commercial. Also played scatman crothers "everybody wants to be a cat" during dinner. Janet Jackson's "black cat nine lives" made an appearance at some point. My wardrobe included a tank top of kittens floating in outer space puking rainbows.
It's one of the more unusual gigs I've gotten, but I've also played for the Subway booth at Outside Lands music festival, a cross promotion for Samsung and BTS, a cannabis lobbying group and a corporate job fair. I've also played holiday parties for apple, paypal, wework, Dow chemical, and some sort of insurance MLM (that was fucking heartbreaking).
That's just to say that the San Francisco convention industry is worth even more than tech.
Paying folks to go to company functions isn't that uncommon. Before DJing one company I work for would shut down for half a day right before Christmas and take everybody out for bowling in Chinese food. Then we'd go back to the shop to clock out and go home.
damn its a whole wide world out there that clearly i know nothing about. lol. what type of dj equipment are you working with? turntables or controllers?
I use a Traktor Kontrol S4 controller. My basic setup is 2 Yamaha stagepas 600s, a Beringer Eurolive subwoofer and a Chauvet gigbar for lighting.
I also have a giant Yorkville sub and a couple of extra 16" Beringers that I bring out for the school dances. Lighting depends on whether they are indoor or outdoor.
What is funny is I ended up having a ball while being on a leash while being buzzed.
Yo Killa we good? I mean I was trolling your lying ass hoping you take the bait but I see you chilled out. I guess your not as easily triggered as I thought you were..... aiiign nigga Ima stop fucking with you. I'ma let my bullshit apology stand since you you didn't take the bait; lolDear Killagram
I apologize if I ever said something about you out of turn. I apologize for misspeaking. I apologize for everything negative I ever said about you. Sincerely dasailr03.
When Mary J. starts with the man bashing that shit gets really scary. NEVER again. angry women unite......
You made us look bad
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